We now live in a time when shooting a ping-pong ball from your vagina means you’re the second trashiest act of the night. Thanks, Jesse James.
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where David Spade shouts out to Casey Anthony, Fergie‘s on the fairway recommending a wood, and in every photo of Toni Braxton there’s always an effeminate black man sporting homemade seashell jewelery with a cell phone saying “Bitch, you would not believe the size of her microphone.”
This Jon Heder mindfuck should kickstart your weekend binge drinking,
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Serena Williams…..movie called “Think Like a Man”…..
Too easy.
no kidding, I don’t swing at slow pitches…I have my pride.
areyousureitwasn’tcalledpeeslikeaman?? aagh…I couldn’t hold it in!
Agreed. It’s beneath me.
Wow. That’s about $11 in singles right therrr
No shit. Even back when I frequented these low-rent shitkicker joints, they would throw $2 bills at a minimum.
Don’t be a dick. There are 14 bills.
And the people throwing them were saying ‘Hey, take this and get the fuck out of here.’
Actually, the people throwing those bills were aiming at the bartender, but their inebriated states severely undermined their cognitive abilities.
Why in the hell would you tattoo your forehead? Most of these tattoos and their total composition on her body scream trashy and she doesn’t need a pole to do that.
Throwing used condoms would be more appropriate.
Whats that he’s carrying? His douchnozzle?
His 15 minutes.
LOOK, THERE’S THE BEE GEES!!!!!!!
Why is Hagrid yelling at the prince?
Finding out that Ron is a Nazi would make anyone yell.
Aware the prince had previously donned a Nazi uniform, Karl Marx didn’t hold back in letting his young comrade know what a horrendously poor decision that was.
Meagan Good. Not great… but good.
(i had to do it)
Soylent green backwash
She accidentally inhaled a bug – which will make her fat.
All that extra protein!
siiiiiiiiideboooooooooob!!!!!
Is the “T” in T’s Gentlemen’s Club short for Tranny, Throw Up, or Time to kill yourself because you’re at a strip joint looking at this at 3 in the morning?
3 in the afternoon is more like it.
I’ve never been in a strip club where the prime shift looked like this…3PM at the LATEST.
She’s on the breakfast shift: green eggs and spam.
You cannot convince me that at some time that wasn’t a dude.
They have garden gnomes on golf courses? Cool!
Never thought I’d see the day customers paying for one of them to get off the stage…
Something’s wrong when the hottest thing in a strip bar is the portrait on the wall.
This is a ‘Shake Weight’, right?
LOL!
Feast your eyes on downsy Tom Cruise and his identical bearded brother…
L.M.ASS.OFF.
The Force is strong with these two.
Stealing your spouse’s workout clothes is the number one cause of divorce in California.
Pippa?!?
Thats one bad bitch…. do your thing!!
If I saw that walking towards me I’d cross the road in terror.
Wow, with that snorting tube he can put Tony Montana to shame…
Her tattoo’s might look a bit better if they weren’t all flash stencils.
Photog: “So, whaddya think about Samantha?”
Mark *** wills himself back to the 80′s, when it was ‘safe’ ***
Sure that’s not Jon on the left? The one on the right actually looks attractive. (Said the heterosexual man.)
Yeah, I think he’s on the left as well.
Ah, I understand why he and Katy are no longer together now.
Gotta drink the OJ to keep the child support payments, oops.. I meant baby, healthy.
“You young folk have NO idea how one gets a beard like this. DO YOU!?!?!? I had to go down on many a ginger to get it like this!”
Does this fat orange looking bitch think she’s actually hot?
When did she start dating the dude from The Big Bang Theory?
bazinga!
That’s Cash Warren???
She’s trying to outdo Kim Kardashian… Silly Toni…
Pippa?!?
DUDE! Real men don’t Duck Lips!!! Jeezus!
Remember… you said REAL men…. he qualifies for ducklips…
This is my favorite ep of Game of Thrones… when the King told the idiot Prince Joffrey to go away.
“Yeah, people remember… they remember…”
Black Pippa…. Blippa.
hahahahahahahahahaahahahaaha
And when that outfit goes out of style, you can just toss the whole thing in a Salvation Army bin.
That’s where she got it.
I’m thinking about investing in the company that sells the staple holding Gene Simmon’s hair to his scalp.
“EAT. MY. KNUCKLE. SAMMICH!!!”
Now THIS is a tranny…
He’s taking a pic with his friend Carlos Mencia.
that looks more like Danny McBride.
It really is hammer time. Me first.
DEAR GOD!!! That oral surgery didn’t go well…
This is probably what she looks like every morning, but you know pre-nups…
Caption does not identify Brian Blessed? Death by Hawkmen imminent.
YES! flash. AH AAAAAAH
DIIIIIIIVE!!!!!
GO FLASH GO!
Never thought I’d see a cheap version of Kardashian…
Looks like the ginger version of the inflatable Kardashians they sell in Phuket.
Enough with this bitch already!
not that hailing a cab has to be masculine, but really?
I thought I couldn’t draw faces but it turns out I’ve been doing her all along. I feel like Richard Dreyfuss making that mountain on the kitchen table.