The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.10.12

February 10th, 2012 // 540 Comments

We now live in a time when shooting a ping-pong ball from your vagina means you’re the second trashiest act of the night. Thanks, Jesse James.

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where David Spade shouts out to Casey Anthony, Fergie‘s on the fairway recommending a wood, and in every photo of Toni Braxton there’s always an effeminate black man sporting homemade seashell jewelery with a cell phone saying “Bitch, you would not believe the size of her microphone.”

This Jon Heder mindfuck should kickstart your weekend binge drinking,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Serena Williams Butt Tight Dress
    JPC
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    Serena Williams…..movie called “Think Like a Man”…..

    Too easy.

  2. Michelle Bombshell McGee Bikini Stripper Pole
    cp3
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    Wow. That’s about $11 in singles right therrr

  3. Michelle Bombshell McGee Bikini Stripper Pole
    tattooette
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    Why in the hell would you tattoo your forehead? Most of these tattoos and their total composition on her body scream trashy and she doesn’t need a pole to do that.

  4. Michelle Bombshell McGee Bikini Stripper Pole
    SSHGuru
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    Throwing used condoms would be more appropriate.

  5. Russell Brand Yoga Mat
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    Whats that he’s carrying? His douchnozzle?

  6. Dan Heder Jon Heder East Bound And Down Premiere
    BP
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    LOOK, THERE’S THE BEE GEES!!!!!!!

  7. Prince Harry Walking With The Wounded Everest Expedition
    SSHGuru
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    Why is Hagrid yelling at the prince?

  8. Meagan Good Cleavage
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    Meagan Good. Not great… but good.
    (i had to do it)

  9. Michelle Bombshell McGee Bikini Stripper Pole
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Soylent green backwash

  10. LeAnn Rimes Re: Generation Music Project
    SSHGuru
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    She accidentally inhaled a bug – which will make her fat.

  11. Meagan Good Cleavage
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    siiiiiiiiideboooooooooob!!!!!

  12. Michelle Bombshell McGee Bikini Stripper Pole
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Is the “T” in T’s Gentlemen’s Club short for Tranny, Throw Up, or Time to kill yourself because you’re at a strip joint looking at this at 3 in the morning?

  13. Robin Antin
    SSHGuru
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    You cannot convince me that at some time that wasn’t a dude.

  14. Fergie
    Johnny P!
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    They have garden gnomes on golf courses? Cool!

  15. Michelle Bombshell McGee Bikini Stripper Pole
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    Never thought I’d see the day customers paying for one of them to get off the stage…

  16. Michelle Bombshell McGee Bikini Stripper Pole
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    Something’s wrong when the hottest thing in a strip bar is the portrait on the wall.

  17. Toni Braxton
    Johnny P!
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    This is a ‘Shake Weight’, right?

  18. Dan Heder Jon Heder East Bound And Down Premiere
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    Feast your eyes on downsy Tom Cruise and his identical bearded brother…

  19. Dan Heder Jon Heder East Bound And Down Premiere
    Dutch
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    The Force is strong with these two.

  20. Russell Brand Yoga Mat
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Stealing your spouse’s workout clothes is the number one cause of divorce in California.

  21. Serena Williams Butt Tight Dress
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    Pippa?!?

  22. Michelle Bombshell McGee Bikini Stripper Pole
    Own it
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    Thats one bad bitch…. do your thing!!

  23. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    SSHGuru
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    If I saw that walking towards me I’d cross the road in terror.

  24. Russell Brand Yoga Mat
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    Wow, with that snorting tube he can put Tony Montana to shame…

  25. Michelle Bombshell McGee Bikini Stripper Pole
    Drew
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    Her tattoo’s might look a bit better if they weren’t all flash stencils.

  26. Mark Ronson Re: Generation Music Project
    Johnny P!
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    Photog: “So, whaddya think about Samantha?”
    Mark *** wills himself back to the 80′s, when it was ‘safe’ ***

  27. Dan Heder Jon Heder East Bound And Down Premiere
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    Sure that’s not Jon on the left? The one on the right actually looks attractive. (Said the heterosexual man.)

  28. Russell Brand Yoga Mat
    Pewpsock
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    Ah, I understand why he and Katy are no longer together now.

  29. Kristin Cavallari Nipples
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Gotta drink the OJ to keep the child support payments, oops.. I meant baby, healthy.

  30. Prince Harry Walking With The Wounded Everest Expedition
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    “You young folk have NO idea how one gets a beard like this. DO YOU!?!?!? I had to go down on many a ginger to get it like this!”

  31. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
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    Does this fat orange looking bitch think she’s actually hot?

  32. Jessica Alba Butt Tight Skirt Cash Warren
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    When did she start dating the dude from The Big Bang Theory?

  33. Toni Braxton
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    She’s trying to outdo Kim Kardashian… Silly Toni…

  34. Jessica Alba Butt Tight Skirt Cash Warren
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    Pippa?!?

  35. David Spade Duck Lips
    Pewpsock
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    DUDE! Real men don’t Duck Lips!!! Jeezus!

  36. Prince Harry Walking With The Wounded Everest Expedition
    dontkillthemessenger
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    This is my favorite ep of Game of Thrones… when the King told the idiot Prince Joffrey to go away.

  37. David Spade Duck Lips
    Johnny P!
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    “Yeah, people remember… they remember…”

  38. Serena Williams Butt Tight Dress
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    Black Pippa…. Blippa.

  39. Michelle Bombshell McGee Bikini Stripper Pole
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    And when that outfit goes out of style, you can just toss the whole thing in a Salvation Army bin.

  40. Gene Simmons Shannon Tweed Jogging Dogs
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m thinking about investing in the company that sells the staple holding Gene Simmon’s hair to his scalp.

  41. Prince Harry Walking With The Wounded Everest Expedition
    Pewpsock
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    “EAT. MY. KNUCKLE. SAMMICH!!!”

  42. Robin Antin
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    Now THIS is a tranny…

  43. David Spade Duck Lips
    dontkillthemessenger
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    He’s taking a pic with his friend Carlos Mencia.

  44. Russell Brand Yoga Mat
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    It really is hammer time. Me first.

  45. LeAnn Rimes Re: Generation Music Project
    Pewpsock
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    DEAR GOD!!! That oral surgery didn’t go well…

  46. Prince Harry Walking With The Wounded Everest Expedition
    Squadron40
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    Caption does not identify Brian Blessed? Death by Hawkmen imminent.

  47. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
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    Never thought I’d see a cheap version of Kardashian…

  48. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    bdog821
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    Enough with this bitch already!

  49. Willem Dafoe Hails Cab
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    not that hailing a cab has to be masculine, but really?

  50. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    I thought I couldn’t draw faces but it turns out I’ve been doing her all along. I feel like Richard Dreyfuss making that mountain on the kitchen table.

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