The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.1.13

February 1st, 2013 // 404 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which I’m just going to dub ‘Obvious Fucking Joke Day,’ starting with Khloe Kardashian, who really couldn’t be loving this impending disaster any more. We’ve also got Quentin Tarantino gaining the ability to conjure his dreams into reality and Kelsey Grammer as the anti-Jon Ha you know what, I’m just going for it. HA! Look at his little dick!!

Sure, you’re probably saying “Way to phone it in,” but did you get to start drinking at noon? S’what I thought,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Christopher Lambert Snowman 20th Fantastic'Arts Film Festival
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    Crazy-Eye Frosty is about to put a world of “there can be only one” on Lambert.

  2. Al Pacino
    John Travolta
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    Al’s a fucking midget…apparently.

  3. Melanie Griffith Butt Spandex Pants
    Cock Dr
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    What jacket goes with skin tight dark pink camel toe tights?
    That coke dusted leather trimmed tuxedo jewel from the 1980s, that’s what.

  4. Kim Kardashian Baby Bump Huge Butt Khloe Kardashian Twitter
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    “Hello, thank you for calling Dial-a-Gunt, what is your gunt emergency”

    also, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  5. Christopher Lambert Snowman 20th Fantastic'Arts Film Festival
    cagster
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    You should see his christmas decorations.

  6. Rumer Willis Tallulah Willis A Good Day To Die Hard Premiere
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    it’s gotta be tough knowing your greasy, unattractive sister is not “the ugly one”.

  7. Rumer Willis Tallulah Willis A Good Day To Die Hard Premiere
    cagster
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    Guy in the background really says it all.

  8. Melanie Griffith Butt Spandex Pants
    FattyFatty2X4
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    I thought the Flapjacks were in the front?

  9. Rumer Willis Tallulah Willis A Good Day To Die Hard Premiere
    K-Tron
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    Potato, Potahto

  10. Uma Thurman Assistant Fixing Shoes annual Gala To Benefit Room To Grow
    cagster
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    Afterbirth just fell out?

  11. Uma Thurman Assistant Fixing Shoes annual Gala To Benefit Room To Grow
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    “Please master…just lets us see the precious…”

  12. Uma Thurman Assistant Fixing Shoes annual Gala To Benefit Room To Grow
    B&WMinstrel
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    We can’t all be film stars but an hour or two with a groveller makes a wonderful gift for a birthday

  13. Michael Douglas Thumbs Up Catherine Zeta-Jones Side Effects Premiere
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    I would like to smell that thumb.

  14. CaCee Cobb Baby Bump Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    OMG she has visible body fat! And it looks as though she’s not letting that stop her from dressing up in a bikini and having a good time on the beach!
    Must put a stop to this disgusting scene…release the flying monkeys.

  15. Jason Statham Shoving Guy Out Of His Way
    what the...?
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    It looks like Jason Statham is moving a wax figure

  16. Liza Minnelli Cabaret 40th Anniversary Blu Ray Q & A
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    “Hay lapa no ya, Solo!”

  17. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage
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    Shit, and I thought it was only fat guys who couldn’t see their feet.

  18. Uma Thurman Assistant Fixing Shoes annual Gala To Benefit Room To Grow
    K-Tron
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    “Dammit if Quentin wasn’t right about these feet!”

  19. Mindy Robinson Cleavage Legs Minidress A Place Called Hollywood Wrap Party
    FattyFatty2X4
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    Clever spot to carry your I-Pad mini

  20. Melanie Griffith Butt Spandex Pants
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    The transition between photo and caption was very unpleasant for my boner…think snapping a rubber band.

  21. Ashlee Simpson Legs Minidress Pink Taco
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    Being the hotter Simpson is kind of like being the valedictorian of summer school.

  22. Rumer Willis Tallulah Willis A Good Day To Die Hard Premiere
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    Odd ducks.

  23. Sophie Turner Butt Tight Dress Sydney Botanical Gardens
    FattyFatty2X4
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    Joe Willie Namath, that is a seriously sweet pooper!

  24. CaCee Cobb Baby Bump Bikini
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    I’ll be the first to say that I prefer women a little meatier than the eat-n-puke hollywood types…but this one has proportion issues.

    That midsection calls for a bust at least two sizes larger…this bodes poorly for when she porks up.

  25. Jason Statham Shoving Guy Out Of His Way
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    Move out of the way you greasy Indian bastard.

  26. Michael Douglas Thumbs Up Catherine Zeta-Jones Side Effects Premiere
    B&WMinstrel
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    It’s all under control… I found their bathroom.

  27. Donny Osmond
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    When I was in the Army, one of the off base bars we used to go to one night had a sign up that said “Tonight: Donny Osmond! $5 cover charge”.

    It was a $5 cover charge every night.

  28. Ashlee Simpson Legs Minidress Pink Taco
    Cock Dr
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    I must admit daddy did buy her a nice new nose.
    Too bad he can’t buy the sister a new waistline.

  29. Mindy Robinson Cleavage Legs Minidress A Place Called Hollywood Wrap Party
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    She’s hotter than that lousy dress gives her credit for.

  30. Ashlee Simpson Legs Minidress Pink Taco
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    I knew Ashley had some weight issues, but that beard is just ridiculous.

  31. Liza Minnelli Cabaret 40th Anniversary Blu Ray Q & A
    B&WMinstrel
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    It’s Liza with a ZZZZZ

  32. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Velcro High Tops
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    The years go by and Jennifer Love Hewitt is as talented as ever. A little longer in the talent, but nonetheless.

  33. Gary Busey Western Jacket
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    They let this guy fly?

  34. Sophie Turner Butt Tight Dress Sydney Botanical Gardens
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    Such a natural gait.

  35. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Velcro High Tops
    Cock Dr
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    There must be something seriously wrong with her (besides the shoes) if this woman can’t find a man to motorboat those for her.

  36. Sophie Turner Butt Tight Dress Sydney Botanical Gardens
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    Yes, yes I would “P” in her butt.

  37. Liza Minnelli Cabaret 40th Anniversary Blu Ray Q & A
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    Somewhere there is a gay man looking at this photo weeping.

  38. Christopher Lambert Snowman 20th Fantastic'Arts Film Festival
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    “Okay Chris, we’re gonna take all this snow and make an army of snowmen.”

    “NO! There can be only one!”

  39. Kim Kardashian Baby Bump Huge Butt Khloe Kardashian Twitter
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    Not pictured: the hairball Chewie just spit out

  40. Rumer Willis Tallulah Willis A Good Day To Die Hard Premiere
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    “I am Vigo! Scourge of Carpathia! Sorrow of Moldavia!”

  41. Donny Osmond
    B&WMinstrel
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    And you keep the Partridge Family for yourselves. Fuck You America!

  42. Taylor Dane Man Face We Are Family Foundation Gala
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    More like Dane Taylor.

  43. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    Boobs need to be bigger, higher.
    They’re competing with those eyebrows…hold nothing back.

  44. Kim Kardashian Baby Bump Huge Butt Khloe Kardashian Twitter
    cc
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    ‘Hey Khloe, check out it out. my gut almost matches my ass!’
    “Hi Kim, ya, it sure does, thank for calling, mwah1′

  45. Kimberley Garner Butt Tight Leather Pants Upper West Launch Party
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    Try this: check out how hot she is, then put your hand over the screen to leave only her face visible…she turns into a dude.

  46. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage
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    Real boobs have corners, right?

  47. Uma Thurman Assistant Fixing Shoes annual Gala To Benefit Room To Grow
    E.T.
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    Undercover extraterrestrial on the ground: “AAAaagGghhhh! I lost my contact!!!”

  48. Kim Kardashian Baby Bump Huge Butt Khloe Kardashian Twitter
    CK
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    Ducklips on a Wookie. Now I HAVE seen it all…

  49. Jason Statham Shoving Guy Out Of His Way
    CK
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    Is this a scene from his next movie where he just throws waiters at the bad guys?

  50. Mindy Robinson Cleavage Legs Minidress A Place Called Hollywood Wrap Party
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    Her face looks a little like Tila Tequila..hey, anyone remember Tila Tequila? I don’t.

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