Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which I’m just going to dub ‘Obvious Fucking Joke Day,’ starting with Khloe Kardashian, who really couldn’t be loving this impending disaster any more. We’ve also got Quentin Tarantino gaining the ability to conjure his dreams into reality and Kelsey Grammer as the anti-Jon Ha– you know what, I’m just going for it. HA! Look at his little dick!!
Sure, you’re probably saying “Way to phone it in,” but did you get to start drinking at noon? S’what I thought,
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Crazy-Eye Frosty is about to put a world of “there can be only one” on Lambert.
Al’s a fucking midget…apparently.
What jacket goes with skin tight dark pink camel toe tights?
That coke dusted leather trimmed tuxedo jewel from the 1980s, that’s what.
“Hello, thank you for calling Dial-a-Gunt, what is your gunt emergency”
also, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You should see his christmas decorations.
it’s gotta be tough knowing your greasy, unattractive sister is not “the ugly one”.
Guy in the background really says it all.
I thought the Flapjacks were in the front?
Potato, Potahto
Afterbirth just fell out?
“Please master…just lets us see the precious…”
We can’t all be film stars but an hour or two with a groveller makes a wonderful gift for a birthday
I would like to smell that thumb.
OMG she has visible body fat! And it looks as though she’s not letting that stop her from dressing up in a bikini and having a good time on the beach!
Must put a stop to this disgusting scene…release the flying monkeys.
She’s also just announced she’s pregnant.
It looks like Jason Statham is moving a wax figure
“Hay lapa no ya, Solo!”
Shit, and I thought it was only fat guys who couldn’t see their feet.
“Dammit if Quentin wasn’t right about these feet!”
Clever spot to carry your I-Pad mini
The transition between photo and caption was very unpleasant for my boner…think snapping a rubber band.
Being the hotter Simpson is kind of like being the valedictorian of summer school.
Odd ducks.
Joe Willie Namath, that is a seriously sweet pooper!
I’ll be the first to say that I prefer women a little meatier than the eat-n-puke hollywood types…but this one has proportion issues.
That midsection calls for a bust at least two sizes larger…this bodes poorly for when she porks up.
Move out of the way you greasy Indian bastard.
It’s all under control… I found their bathroom.
When I was in the Army, one of the off base bars we used to go to one night had a sign up that said “Tonight: Donny Osmond! $5 cover charge”.
It was a $5 cover charge every night.
I must admit daddy did buy her a nice new nose.
Too bad he can’t buy the sister a new waistline.
She’s hotter than that lousy dress gives her credit for.
I knew Ashley had some weight issues, but that beard is just ridiculous.
It’s Liza with a ZZZZZ
The years go by and Jennifer Love Hewitt is as talented as ever. A little longer in the talent, but nonetheless.
They let this guy fly?
Such a natural gait.
There must be something seriously wrong with her (besides the shoes) if this woman can’t find a man to motorboat those for her.
Yes, yes I would “P” in her butt.
Somewhere there is a gay man looking at this photo weeping.
“Okay Chris, we’re gonna take all this snow and make an army of snowmen.”
“NO! There can be only one!”
Not pictured: the hairball Chewie just spit out
“I am Vigo! Scourge of Carpathia! Sorrow of Moldavia!”
And you keep the Partridge Family for yourselves. Fuck You America!
More like Dane Taylor.
Boobs need to be bigger, higher.
They’re competing with those eyebrows…hold nothing back.
‘Hey Khloe, check out it out. my gut almost matches my ass!’
“Hi Kim, ya, it sure does, thank for calling, mwah1′
Try this: check out how hot she is, then put your hand over the screen to leave only her face visible…she turns into a dude.
I was thinking Joe Elliot
Holy crap!! She turned into Owen Wilson
Real boobs have corners, right?
Undercover extraterrestrial on the ground: “AAAaagGghhhh! I lost my contact!!!”
Ducklips on a Wookie. Now I HAVE seen it all…
Is this a scene from his next movie where he just throws waiters at the bad guys?
Her face looks a little like Tila Tequila..hey, anyone remember Tila Tequila? I don’t.
I do. Her sex tape is a permanent part of my collection.