Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which I’m just going to dub ‘Obvious Fucking Joke Day,’ starting with Khloe Kardashian, who really couldn’t be loving this impending disaster any more. We’ve also got Quentin Tarantino gaining the ability to conjure his dreams into reality and Kelsey Grammer as the anti-Jon Ha– you know what, I’m just going for it. HA! Look at his little dick!!
Sure, you’re probably saying “Way to phone it in,” but did you get to start drinking at noon? S’what I thought,
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If I saw her in real life paying for parking, I would give her my wallet, and then run thru a tree with my hands on my head like an old Disney cartoon
gtf outta the way, m. knight shaymalan. transporter IV just got the green light.
The wrinkled old white guy with the improbably hot wife saying it all with his thumb…
Who is this doughy chick?
In the Midwest she’d be considered anorexic!
Pillsbury Doughgirl
She’s Jessica Simpson’s BFF and married Turk from Scrubs.
Oh, cool.
“Dude, where’s my car?”
The wrinkled old white guy with the bull-dyke looking wife saying it all with his thumb…
Pink Taco sounds more like that huge ginger’s nickname for her vag.
You really don’t know, do you. How sweet….
It takes some serious confidence for an elderly woman to go out in public like that. Or prescription drugs. Probably the drugs…
Fraiser would be ashamed!
“You people actually came to see this?”
Nothing makes a marriage stronger than a well-placed thumb.
“I know! I can’t believe I still have a career either!”
She’s managed to combine the worst qualities of Kathleen Turner and Sarah Jessica Parker.
With a hint of LeAnn Rimes thrown in for good measure.
And Blake Lively… Sorry Fish
And Ke$ha (Shiver)
The K klan wouldn’t dream about exploiting a pregnancy for publicity & material gains. That would be so wrong!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
“Don’t I have such a cute little baby bump? I’m only 5 days pregnant, but I already have a name picked out.”
What is a scene from Truth About Cate & Dogs II?
Spoiler alert: the side effects include balding.
Don’t get why so many women go nuts for this guy.
His wife is hot!
What’s to fucking get? You don’t spend time with a lot of women do you?
I’m a woman, and I don’t get it either. There is NOTHING appealing to me about this guy. NOTHING. He looks like a big, dumb ape.
Stop it you’re making me hot!
Nice octagons.
has anyone seen a picture of these girls looking up, or does the chin just weigh the head down?
Maybe he just swapped with the baby?
Mariusz Przybylski’s life seemed to be going nowhere until one day he landed on a triple word score
Great Dane.
The lady with the dark hair is about to get thrown out of a 4th story window by Marcellus Wallace.
Looks like someone’s got a case of the dizzies.
Proof that for men you don’t need to be a big blonde Viking to be a movie star.
If that’s the case, how come they turned me down for the lead in “Thor”?
Whenever I see pics like this my palm starts itching.
Is there a Hugh Jazz in here? I’m looking for a Hugh Jazz!
Let’s ask Sigmund Freud what he thinks about all this.
i would have already finished
Ever seen ‘White Chicks’?
HAHAHA!! Good one!
See? Some women do know the ‘frenulum’ technique. You all should dammit.
sarah silverman promised head if she could be invited
Now we all know she’ll swallow after you finish on her tongue.
And…Khloe is still the larger of the two.
Give it a couple of months.
M.O.? Is that they’re good… Once it escalated into a murder one beef for all of ‘em after they killed the first two guards, they didn’t hesitate. Pop guard number three because… what difference does it make? Why leave a living witness? Drop of a hat these guys will rock and roll…
It’s definitely cold in Poland.
ok, i’d do her, just for the history
I’d rather do her mother. Better history.
I did her mother. I got attacked by crows for my trouble.
Thought it was Cheryl Crow until I considered the cleavage – which is to say for just a very short time.
You have my attention now.
If she were prettier, she’d be right a home in a 80′s Motley Crue video.
It still works. She just the singer instead of an extra.
‘Someone call Kim K, we need a snowblower!’
I’m sure getting knocked up helps her in her divorce with Kris.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
her ass is wonderous!
Fuckin’ hood rat.
Magic Mike, Tragic Hair.
Like a dog looking at a steak on the TV
on his way to the strip club
Poland is a lot less depressing than I expected.
Women like this on the buses and subways every day (sans side boob, this time of year).
She’s a 7/7.5 with a decent rack. There’re women like this on the buses/subways(side-boob not necessarily included) everyday everywhere.
They could build a marketing campaign around this picture:
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