The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.1.13

February 1st, 2013 // 404 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which I’m just going to dub ‘Obvious Fucking Joke Day,’ starting with Khloe Kardashian, who really couldn’t be loving this impending disaster any more. We’ve also got Quentin Tarantino gaining the ability to conjure his dreams into reality and Kelsey Grammer as the anti-Jon Ha you know what, I’m just going for it. HA! Look at his little dick!!

Sure, you’re probably saying “Way to phone it in,” but did you get to start drinking at noon? S’what I thought,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Sophie Turner Butt Tight Dress Sydney Botanical Gardens
    Deacon Jones
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    If I saw her in real life paying for parking, I would give her my wallet, and then run thru a tree with my hands on my head like an old Disney cartoon

  2. Jason Statham Shoving Guy Out Of His Way
    henry hill
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    gtf outta the way, m. knight shaymalan. transporter IV just got the green light.

  3. Michael Douglas Thumbs Up Catherine Zeta-Jones Side Effects Premiere
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    The wrinkled old white guy with the improbably hot wife saying it all with his thumb…

  4. CaCee Cobb Baby Bump Bikini
    Erika
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    Who is this doughy chick?

  5. Gary Busey Western Jacket
    Pangy
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    “Dude, where’s my car?”

  6. Gary Busey Western Jacket
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    The wrinkled old white guy with the bull-dyke looking wife saying it all with his thumb…

  7. Ashlee Simpson Legs Minidress Pink Taco
    Erika
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    Pink Taco sounds more like that huge ginger’s nickname for her vag.

  8. Melanie Griffith Butt Spandex Pants
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    It takes some serious confidence for an elderly woman to go out in public like that. Or prescription drugs. Probably the drugs…

  9. Kelsey Grammer Tiny Dickprint Carrying Baby In Carseat
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    Fraiser would be ashamed!

  10. Donny Osmond
    catapostrophe
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    “You people actually came to see this?”

  11. Michael Douglas Thumbs Up Catherine Zeta-Jones Side Effects Premiere
    CrashHell
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    Nothing makes a marriage stronger than a well-placed thumb.

  12. Donny Osmond
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    “I know! I can’t believe I still have a career either!”

  13. Taylor Dane Man Face We Are Family Foundation Gala
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    She’s managed to combine the worst qualities of Kathleen Turner and Sarah Jessica Parker.

  14. Kim Kardashian Baby Bump Huge Butt Khloe Kardashian Twitter
    Cock Dr
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    The K klan wouldn’t dream about exploiting a pregnancy for publicity & material gains. That would be so wrong!
    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  15. Mindy Robinson Cleavage Legs Minidress A Place Called Hollywood Wrap Party
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    “Don’t I have such a cute little baby bump? I’m only 5 days pregnant, but I already have a name picked out.”

  16. Uma Thurman Assistant Fixing Shoes annual Gala To Benefit Room To Grow
    George P Burdell
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    What is a scene from Truth About Cate & Dogs II?

  17. Channing Tatum Balding Pattern Side Effects Premiere
    Lincoln log
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    Spoiler alert: the side effects include balding.

  18. Channing Tatum Balding Pattern Side Effects Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    Don’t get why so many women go nuts for this guy.

  19. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage
    cltsig
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    Nice octagons.

  20. Rumer Willis Tallulah Willis A Good Day To Die Hard Premiere
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    has anyone seen a picture of these girls looking up, or does the chin just weigh the head down?

  21. Kelsey Grammer Tiny Dickprint Carrying Baby In Carseat
    Jill
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    Maybe he just swapped with the baby?

  22. Joanna Krupa Side Boob Mariusz Przybylski Fashion Show
    B&WMinstrel
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    Mariusz Przybylski’s life seemed to be going nowhere until one day he landed on a triple word score

  23. Taylor Dane Man Face We Are Family Foundation Gala
    Max
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    Great Dane.

  24. Uma Thurman Assistant Fixing Shoes annual Gala To Benefit Room To Grow
    Jill
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    The lady with the dark hair is about to get thrown out of a 4th story window by Marcellus Wallace.

  25. Liza Minnelli Cabaret 40th Anniversary Blu Ray Q & A
    Jill
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    Looks like someone’s got a case of the dizzies.

  26. Al Pacino
    Cock Dr
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    Proof that for men you don’t need to be a big blonde Viking to be a movie star.

  27. Joanna Krupa Side Boob Mariusz Przybylski Fashion Show
    cc
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    Whenever I see pics like this my palm starts itching.

  28. Kim Kardashian Baby Bump Huge Butt Khloe Kardashian Twitter
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    Is there a Hugh Jazz in here? I’m looking for a Hugh Jazz!

  29. Kelsey Grammer Tiny Dickprint Carrying Baby In Carseat
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    Let’s ask Sigmund Freud what he thinks about all this.

  30. Maria Menounos Water Bottle Extra
    farrellthib
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    i would have already finished

  31. Taylor Dane Man Face We Are Family Foundation Gala
    Douche McGee
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    Ever seen ‘White Chicks’?

  32. Maria Menounos Water Bottle Extra
    cc
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    See? Some women do know the ‘frenulum’ technique. You all should dammit.

  33. Uma Thurman Assistant Fixing Shoes annual Gala To Benefit Room To Grow
    farrellthib
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    sarah silverman promised head if she could be invited

  34. Maria Menounos Water Bottle Extra
    anonymous
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    Now we all know she’ll swallow after you finish on her tongue.

  35. Kim Kardashian Baby Bump Huge Butt Khloe Kardashian Twitter
    anonymous
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    And…Khloe is still the larger of the two.

  36. Al Pacino
    farrellthib
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    M.O.? Is that they’re good… Once it escalated into a murder one beef for all of ‘em after they killed the first two guards, they didn’t hesitate. Pop guard number three because… what difference does it make? Why leave a living witness? Drop of a hat these guys will rock and roll…

  37. Joanna Krupa Side Boob Mariusz Przybylski Fashion Show
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    It’s definitely cold in Poland.

  38. Melanie Griffith Butt Spandex Pants
    farrellthib
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    ok, i’d do her, just for the history

  39. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Velcro High Tops
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    Thought it was Cheryl Crow until I considered the cleavage – which is to say for just a very short time.

  40. Maria Menounos Water Bottle Extra
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    You have my attention now.

  41. Kimberley Garner Butt Tight Leather Pants Upper West Launch Party
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    If she were prettier, she’d be right a home in a 80′s Motley Crue video.

  42. Christopher Lambert Snowman 20th Fantastic'Arts Film Festival
    cc
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    ‘Someone call Kim K, we need a snowblower!’

  43. Kim Kardashian Baby Bump Huge Butt Khloe Kardashian Twitter
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    I’m sure getting knocked up helps her in her divorce with Kris.

    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  44. Sophie Turner Butt Tight Dress Sydney Botanical Gardens
    farrellthib
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    her ass is wonderous!

  45. Lady Gaga Cleavage Sunglasses Twitter
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    Fuckin’ hood rat.

  46. Channing Tatum Balding Pattern Side Effects Premiere
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    Magic Mike, Tragic Hair.

  47. Lady Gaga Cleavage Sunglasses Twitter
    B&WMinstrel
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    Like a dog looking at a steak on the TV

  48. Kelsey Grammer Tiny Dickprint Carrying Baby In Carseat
    Argo
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    on his way to the strip club

  49. Joanna Krupa Side Boob Mariusz Przybylski Fashion Show
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    Poland is a lot less depressing than I expected.

  50. Melanie Griffith Butt Spandex Pants
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    They could build a marketing campaign around this picture:

    Yoga Pants—Botox for Your Ass

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