The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.1.13

February 1st, 2013 // 404 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which I’m just going to dub ‘Obvious Fucking Joke Day,’ starting with Khloe Kardashian, who really couldn’t be loving this impending disaster any more. We’ve also got Quentin Tarantino gaining the ability to conjure his dreams into reality and Kelsey Grammer as the anti-Jon Ha you know what, I’m just going for it. HA! Look at his little dick!!

Sure, you’re probably saying “Way to phone it in,” but did you get to start drinking at noon? S’what I thought,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Donny Osmond
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    I’m not sure if he is reacting to Susan Boyle or Bruno Tonioli.

  2. Maria Menounos Water Bottle Extra
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    Wow, that is really smart water.

  3. Christopher Lambert Snowman 20th Fantastic'Arts Film Festival
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    There can b only one Frosty.

  4. Kim Kardashian Baby Bump Huge Butt Khloe Kardashian Twitter
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    I guess they herd it together.

  5. Joanna Krupa Side Boob Mariusz Przybylski Fashion Show
    DeucePickle
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    So does each boob have 2 nipples or just this one ?

  6. Maria Menounos Water Bottle Extra
    DeucePickle
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    Wonder Twin powers, activate !
    Form of….water bottle.
    Sweet

  7. Rumer Willis Tallulah Willis A Good Day To Die Hard Premiere
    Deacon Jones
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    These two should be in the Guinness Book of World Records for “Ugliest Offspring from Celebrity Couple”

  8. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage
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    Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her bofriend was blond also.

  9. Kim Kardashian Baby Bump Huge Butt Khloe Kardashian Twitter
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    Seriously, their entire existing is one staged photo op after another.

    MOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

  10. Jason Statham Shoving Guy Out Of His Way
    Deacon Jones
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    From a psychics standpoint, this is very confusing.

  11. Christopher Lambert Snowman 20th Fantastic'Arts Film Festival
    DeucePickle
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    So that’s where Adrian Paul has been hiding

  12. Mindy Robinson Cleavage Legs Minidress A Place Called Hollywood Wrap Party
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    Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her bofriend was blond also.

  13. Michael Douglas Thumbs Up Catherine Zeta-Jones Side Effects Premiere
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    “Yep – still hitting that.”

  14. Gary Busey Western Jacket
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    “Anyone seen Nick Nolte?”

  15. Rumer Willis Tallulah Willis A Good Day To Die Hard Premiere
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    WonderChin powers activate!

  16. Rumer Willis Tallulah Willis A Good Day To Die Hard Premiere
    pavement_smear
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    So when did Hasbro release the “Demon Spud” accessory pack?

  17. Gary Busey Western Jacket
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    Dr Who and the Technicolor Dreamcoat

  18. Kim Kardashian Baby Bump Huge Butt Khloe Kardashian Twitter
    Where's Dildo
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    That empowered brown m&m must be furious right now. “Get me Gloria Allred!”

  19. Maria Menounos Water Bottle Extra
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    “Othay you guyth…who put the thuper glue on my wather?”

  20. Uma Thurman Assistant Fixing Shoes annual Gala To Benefit Room To Grow
    Deacon Jones
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    “What happened here?”

    “Sir….he’s struck again. Except this time, he literally ATE her toes.”

    {radio squawks}
    “Lockdown the exits. Quentin is within the inner perimeter.”

  21. Melanie Griffith Butt Spandex Pants
    DeucePickle
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    I’d like to take this moment to thank Photo Boy for showing her from this side and not from the front.

  22. Christopher Lambert Snowman 20th Fantastic'Arts Film Festival
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    “I call it Snowy Khloe.”

  23. Mario Lopez Toni Braxton Crazy Eyes Extra
    Deacon Jones
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    “So…I heard you’re dead broke. Ever hear of that term? What was it again?”

  24. Liza Minnelli Cabaret 40th Anniversary Blu Ray Q & A
    Johnny P!
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    Interviewer: “So, you played a young cabaret singer in Nazi-occupied germany who worked in a club hosted by a transvestite M.C. and who had a fling and got pregnant by a bisexual British man (or perhaps from the threesome you had with his German lover). Do you think that’s still relevant today?”
    Liza: “Hmmm?… Is it wakey time? Where are my eggs? I like the yolks runny, y’know. And my pills? Where are my pills? Bring ‘em with a shot of scotch… can’t swallow ‘em dry anymore… MAMA!!!!”

  25. Kim Kardashian Baby Bump Huge Butt Khloe Kardashian Twitter
    dark matter
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    1800 MOOOOOOOOOO how may I help you?

  26. Kim Kardashian Baby Bump Huge Butt Khloe Kardashian Twitter
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    Did a moment of lucidity hit them and force them to call the CDC?

  27. Kim Kardashian Baby Bump Huge Butt Khloe Kardashian Twitter
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    Baby bump and dumptruck rump.

  28. Kelsey Grammer Tiny Dickprint Carrying Baby In Carseat
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    Let’s be honest… millions in the bank kinda lets you get away with smaller packages…

  29. Kim Kardashian Baby Bump Huge Butt Khloe Kardashian Twitter
    cuddles
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    Mmmmmm, pregnant back fat. I can hear the pig queals now.

  30. Channing Tatum Balding Pattern Side Effects Premiere
    catapostrophe
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    Dudes with rapidly thinning hair are crazy hot, apparently.

  31. Channing Tatum Balding Pattern Side Effects Premiere
    cuddles
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    “Hey, Travolta. Can I borrow your hair? No, I don’t want a massage.”

  32. Rumer Willis Tallulah Willis A Good Day To Die Hard Premiere
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    It must be real useful to be able to hide your last chin-stabbing victim inside your dress like that.
    Bravo madam/sir…

  33. Taylor Dane Man Face We Are Family Foundation Gala
    DeucePickle
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    She looks…….strong

  34. Kim Kardashian Baby Bump Huge Butt Khloe Kardashian Twitter
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    How now, brown cows.

  35. Gary Busey Western Jacket
    catapostrophe
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    He’s trying to remember how many concealed weapons he’s carrying, in case they ask.

  36. Judi Shekoni Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    “And now, for my next act, I’ll hide my 10 inch long cock by lifting my leg like…THIS.”

  37. Sophie Turner Butt Tight Dress Sydney Botanical Gardens
    DeucePickle
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    Queen of the Butts

  38. Maria Menounos Water Bottle Extra
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    Practice, practice, practice.

  39. Taylor Dane Man Face We Are Family Foundation Gala
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    Weird…I’m suddenly thinking about the transmission in a Trans-Am.

  40. Christopher Lambert Snowman 20th Fantastic'Arts Film Festival
    Cock Dr
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    Snowman is perfect except for that scarf.
    Seems like there’s ALWAYS a damned scarf.

  41. Christopher Lambert Snowman 20th Fantastic'Arts Film Festival
    FUCKBEAST
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    Somebody tell Khloe to put some fucking clothes on!!!

  42. Lady Gaga Cleavage Sunglasses Twitter
    FUCKBEAST
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    Way too close!

  43. Sophie Turner Butt Tight Dress Sydney Botanical Gardens
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    Kim Kardashian stood open-mouthed in front of it for three hours before she figured it out.

  44. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Velcro High Tops
    catapostrophe
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    Did she break both of her feet or are those just godawful shoes? Either way, it’s a shame.

  45. Taylor Dane Man Face We Are Family Foundation Gala
    Deacon Jones
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    “Tell It To My Faaaaaace…when you’re puking on me”

  46. Sophie Turner Butt Tight Dress Sydney Botanical Gardens
    Deacon Jones
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    You’re such a naughty girl, and you fucking know it too, dont you?

  47. Ashlee Simpson Legs Minidress Pink Taco
    JC
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    So those cast boots for broken ankles are a fashion statement now?

  48. Taylor Dane Man Face We Are Family Foundation Gala
    catapostrophe
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    “Tell it to My Plastic Surgeon.”

  49. Lady Gaga Cleavage Sunglasses Twitter
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    It’s like she’s looking for a hydrant to lift her leg on…

  50. Channing Tatum Balding Pattern Side Effects Premiere
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    You can see the scars where he had the horns removed.

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