The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.7.12

December 7th, 2012 // 548 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed and let me just say we are ending the week titty strong. Maybe to make up for the criminal penisfication of Miranda Kerr, or maybe because my sharply trained eyes and hardened heart would never fail to bring you this perplexing combo. While you struggle with the weirdest boner ever, please also enjoy Nick Nolte just getting better and better with age, ditto for Bill Paxton, as well as Chevy Chase, because he looks like he’s still doing alrig–AHHH!

For the love of God, could someone please make it illegal for John Travolta & Olivia Newton John to be in the same room?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Nick Nolte Pink Pants Dirty Jacket Hat
    Phoenix
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    “No, really. I only want a sip.”

  2. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Hammer Pants
    cc
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    It’s Flabber time!

  3. Chevy Chase Fat Face The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
    Tom Cruise's Magical Penis
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    If Self-Loathing Had a Douchey Grandpa

  4. Lucy Pinder Cleavage The Soviet Nuts Awards Party
    Phoenix
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    “Quack.”

  5. Harald Gloeoeckler Amanda Lepore Pompoeoes Fashion Line Anniversary Dinner
    cc
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    I know it’s hard to tell from pictures, but I am having a really hard time imagining that either of these people have any redeeming qualities.

  6. Helen Flanagan Cleavage A Night Of Heroes: The Sun Military Awards
    cc
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    A failed attempt to draw attention from her breasts. I guess she doesn’t really understand men.

  7. Lucy Pinder Cleavage The Soviet Nuts Awards Party
    1NDUN
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    Catered by Pete Schweddy.

  8. Chevy Chase Fat Face The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
    Icehawg
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    Hey, Fuck you Dan Harmon. I win.

  9. Chris Brown Sitting On Stage
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Ever ready to delight his fans when someone wants him to pee on them he aims to please. Just give him a challenge like doing it sitting down.

  10. Sofia Vergara Cleavage Bra Fading Gigolo Set
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    A Micheal Jackson nose

  11. Chris Brown Sitting On Stage
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    I’m a peaceful man, but goddam I’d love to punch the shit out of this guy.

  12. Adrienne Bailon Cleavage X Factor Viewing Party
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    She’s beautiful.

  13. Adrienne Bailon Cleavage X Factor Viewing Party
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    My first tought was just how many guys has she serviced that evening?

  14. Brooke Mueller Drunk
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    I think she’s straight edge now, right?

  15. Harald Gloeoeckler Amanda Lepore Pompoeoes Fashion Line Anniversary Dinner
    B.andW.M.ins.trel
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    Berlin salutes Madonna!

  16. Bridgette Marquardt Cleavage Voli Light Vodka Benefit
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    It’s good to see that she’s still alive.

  17. Jessica Chastain Cleavage The Today Show
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    She’s pretty hot.

  18. Jason Statham
    B.andW.M.ins.trel
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    Tick tick tick. One hour to get the flowers in a vase or they all DIE!!!

  19. Linda Hogan Drunk Bra See Through Shirt Partying With Nick Hogan Sky Bar
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    Nick: “I crippled a guy. Rock on!”

  20. Amber Rose Huge Butt Pregnant Belly Yoga pants
    Contusion
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    They’re called Yoga pants. Not sausage casing pants.

  21. Harald Gloeoeckler Amanda Lepore Pompoeoes Fashion Line Anniversary Dinner
    1NDUN
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    This is the sort of pairing you get when gay marriage is illegal.

  22. Jenna Dewan Cleavage Paying Meter
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    Nice tits.

  23. Jason Statham
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Evidently Rosie isn’t giving him what he wants. Quick, give him some cake or a new hobby before he makes another lame action movie out of frustration.

  24. Aubrey O'Day Side Boob Voli Light Vodka Benefit
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    That’s not Aubrey O’Day. What the fuck did she do to her face? She actually looks good.

  25. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Hammer Pants
    Contusion
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    You know how they say stuff like, “Oh, he’s the Garth Brooks of France” or “she’s the Meryl Streep of South America?” Well, I think this must be “the Jennifer Lopez of Fat Asia.”

  26. Daisy Lowe Cleavage The Clothes Show Live Press Call In
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    She’s alright.

  27. Bill Paxton Creepy Moustache Promise Land Premiere
    B.andW.M.ins.trel
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    Head like a Hefty bag

  28. Nick Nolte Pink Pants Dirty Jacket Hat
    Contusion
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    Ironically, there is $1 million in hundred dollar bills in that bag, but somehow he’s got on some homeless lady’s pink pants.

  29. Brooke Mueller Drunk
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Never thought we’d consider Charlie the responsible one.

  30. Jessica Chastain Cleavage The Today Show
    Contusion
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    Holy shit…Brittany Murphy is back from the dead!

  31. Lucy Pinder Cleavage The Soviet Nuts Awards Party
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    Nuts need to start showing some vadge, because I’m losing interest.

  32. Linda Hogan Drunk Bra See Through Shirt Partying With Nick Hogan Sky Bar
    Contusion
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    These idiots make that face and those hand gestures every day at least once. I’ve never made them ever.

  33. Sir Ian McKellan The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Premiere
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    You’re doing it wrong!!! Look up he skirt or down the cleavage. Not up the nose.

  34. Melanie Griffith Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Contusion
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    Those pants are rather unseamly.

  35. Sofia Vergara Cleavage Bra Fading Gigolo Set
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    Fish, I congratulate you on a second straight day of an awesome “Final Five”

    Of course we know that Monday we’ll be right back to Shauna Sands or Aubrey O’Day or some other silicone nightmare.

    But bask in the glory until then…

  36. Sofia Vergara Cleavage Bra Fading Gigolo Set
    Contusion
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    Cut! Eyebrows!

  37. Nick Nolte Pink Pants Dirty Jacket Hat
    Anthony
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    He looks like he thinks people are constantly following him.

  38. Jennifer Garner Eating Bananas The Dallas Buyers Club Set
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    Well at least someone is eating on the set.

  39. Chris Brown Sitting On Stage
    journalschism
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    “Can you see where I stomped the bitch?”

  40. Jennifer Garner Eating Bananas The Dallas Buyers Club Set
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    DOWN, Boy! Down! It’s just a banana, I tell you. Just a banana…

  41. Brooke Mueller Drunk
    journalschism
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    Sad that her two kids have to look at the floor to look up to her.

  42. Helen Flanagan Cleavage A Night Of Heroes: The Sun Military Awards
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    At least the pearls look real.

  43. Harald Gloeoeckler Amanda Lepore Pompoeoes Fashion Line Anniversary Dinner
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    “Omigod…MOM…DAD…I thought you were dead!” — Lady Gaga

  44. Jason Statham
    cc
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    He must hold some record for making the greatest number of dreadful movies in the shortest period of time.

  45. Harald Gloeoeckler Amanda Lepore Pompoeoes Fashion Line Anniversary Dinner
    tom
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    Are they for real?

  46. Bill Paxton Creepy Moustache Promise Land Premiere
    direchef
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    “Magnum, fetch me the pool boy!”

  47. Chevy Chase Fat Face The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
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    What the fuck happened to Mitch Comstein?

  48. Bill Paxton Creepy Moustache Promise Land Premiere
    Turdus R. Ferguson
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    He’s starting to look more and more like the pile of shit he turned into in “Weird Science” every day

  49. Nick Nolte Pink Pants Dirty Jacket Hat
    cc
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    I conclude from that jacket that he changes his own motor oil…then wallows in it.

  50. Chevy Chase Fat Face The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
    Turdus R. Ferguson
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    Unaware that he didn’t need to look like one to attend.

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