The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.7.12

December 7th, 2012 // 548 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed and let me just say we are ending the week titty strong. Maybe to make up for the criminal penisfication of Miranda Kerr, or maybe because my sharply trained eyes and hardened heart would never fail to bring you this perplexing combo. While you struggle with the weirdest boner ever, please also enjoy Nick Nolte just getting better and better with age, ditto for Bill Paxton, as well as Chevy Chase, because he looks like he’s still doing alrig–AHHH!

For the love of God, could someone please make it illegal for John Travolta & Olivia Newton John to be in the same room?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Rose McGowan Gay Right Support Tee Shirt
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    I’m making me a t-shirt…”Some women can’t act. Get over it.”

  2. Bai Ling Butt Leather Pants Voli Light Vodka Benefit
    Tillman
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    “One moment, please! Nee-pulls not in ready state!”

  3. Melanie Griffith Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    well the ugly glasses cover up a lot of the plastic face but then the leggings throw us back into hideous. *sigh*

  4. Nick Nolte Pink Pants Dirty Jacket Hat
    Veronika Larsson
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    Modeling the Mickey Rourke collection. We call this ensemble Neon Hobo.

  5. Candice Swanepoel Butt Lingerie Instagram
    Ajmal Ahmed Abdul Rafiq
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    Quick someone put a burka on that woman!

  6. Linda Hogan Drunk Bra See Through Shirt Partying With Nick Hogan Sky Bar
    Ronaldo
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    White trash to the max

  7. Melanie Griffith Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    Well, they say you do lose sensation in your extremities with diabetes.

  8. Jessica Chastain Cleavage The Today Show
    Veronika Larsson
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    *tabs over to People article telling us how gorgeous Jessica Chastain is*

  9. Jenna Dewan Cleavage Paying Meter
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    yay! someone pretty!

  10. Rose McGowan Gay Right Support Tee Shirt
    Ronaldo
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    Wow. Some women do need makeup.

  11. Rose McGowan Gay Right Support Tee Shirt
    Veronika Larsson
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    “I Used to Be Hot. Now I’m Not.”

    Now THAT’S a t-shirt. But make sure to manufacture them in XL.

  12. Jennifer Garner Eating Bananas The Dallas Buyers Club Set
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    You’re going to have to keep practicing before our meeting next week, Jennifer.

  13. Bill Paxton Creepy Moustache Promise Land Premiere
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    That’s the blissful look of a man who doesn’t give a fuck.

  14. Daisy Lowe Cleavage The Clothes Show Live Press Call In
    Veronika Larsson
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    It’s a show and she’s wearing clothes, so she’s in.

    *flips over to The Guardian and reads an article about Daisy Lowe, “supermodel”*

  15. Helen Flanagan Cleavage A Night Of Heroes: The Sun Military Awards
    henry hill
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    helen, i’m about to fap-again!

  16. Chris Brown Sitting On Stage
    Crissy
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    I just beat. a. ho.

  17. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Hammer Pants
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    Man, you guys are killing me with those comments, but seriously fuck Jennifer Lopez.

  18. Aubrey O'Day Side Boob Voli Light Vodka Benefit
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    Lucky for her, they’re at a vodka-sponsored event. She’s getting lucky tonight!

  19. Rose McGowan Gay Right Support Tee Shirt
    J to the ROC
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    I still have a 1990′s boner with her name on it…

  20. Mickey Rourke Sweat Stained Shirt Leather Jacket Velour Pants Knit Hat
    cc
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    How do you barf on your own eyebrow?

  21. Chevy Chase Fat Face The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
    stuffs
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    that guy is a b

  22. Amber Rose Huge Butt Pregnant Belly Yoga pants
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Just a heads up to Photo Boy: Posting this right after Candice Swanepoel technically qualifies as a war crime.

  23. Melanie Griffith Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    J to the ROC
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    I still have a 1980′s boner with her name on it.

  24. Aubrey O'Day Side Boob Voli Light Vodka Benefit
    J to the ROC
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    OMG…did she finally lose some LBS? It’s about time, that fat cow.

  25. Lucy Pinder Cleavage The Soviet Nuts Awards Party
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    In Soviet Russia, Nuts crack you!

    *sigh*

    I’m tired.

  26. Harald Gloeoeckler Amanda Lepore Pompoeoes Fashion Line Anniversary Dinner
    Tidbit
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    Who, and why?

  27. Daisy Lowe Cleavage The Clothes Show Live Press Call In
    J to the ROC
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    Wow…who the hell is she?! I like her looks.

  28. Mickey Rourke Sweat Stained Shirt Leather Jacket Velour Pants Knit Hat
    Pff
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    Hey I didn’t know Michael Starr from Steel Panther was a mainstream celebrity.

  29. Sofia Vergara Cleavage Bra Fading Gigolo Set
    J to the ROC
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    Spank me, Mommy! Spank me! I’ve been a bad boy!!

  30. Sofia Vergara Cleavage Bra Fading Gigolo Set
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    Way to end the week… thanks guys!

  31. Harald Gloeoeckler Amanda Lepore Pompoeoes Fashion Line Anniversary Dinner
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    What..the…FUCK?

  32. Jennifer Garner Eating Bananas The Dallas Buyers Club Set
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Ben Affleck cheated on this?! Good thing moron and douche mean different things so you can use both for him.

  33. Chevy Chase Fat Face The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
    Pff
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    giggidy

  34. Rose McGowan Gay Right Support Tee Shirt
    Tidbit
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    Said the Dude’s T-Shirt.

  35. Melanie Griffith Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Pff
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    If you used the Zoom tool you seriously need to seek psychiatric care. Don’t be in denial.

  36. Chevy Chase Fat Face The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
    The Royal Penis
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    His ego has no place else to go. Quick, someone grab a needle.

  37. Melanie Griffith Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Tidbit
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    The stiches from her plastic surgery lift are showing.

  38. Nick Nolte Pink Pants Dirty Jacket Hat
    The Royal Penis
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    Ha! Pink! LMAO!

  39. Mickey Rourke Sweat Stained Shirt Leather Jacket Velour Pants Knit Hat
    Phoenix
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    Welcome to the jungle.

  40. Harald Gloeoeckler Amanda Lepore Pompoeoes Fashion Line Anniversary Dinner
    Phoenix
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    The new Liza and David, ready for a night on the town.

  41. Chris Brown Sitting On Stage
    Phoenix
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    Fixated on a guy in the front row, no doubt.

  42. Helen Flanagan Cleavage A Night Of Heroes: The Sun Military Awards
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    That lipstick actually looks good on her, and of course, tits.

  43. Harald Gloeoeckler Amanda Lepore Pompoeoes Fashion Line Anniversary Dinner
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Is this some weird fucked up parody of Old School?! Because that is one ugly plastic sex doll.

  44. Brooke Mueller Drunk
    Phoenix
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    Hello? Mueller?

  45. Chris Brown Sitting On Stage
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    He just saw a girl in the front row peep her boyfriend’s phone.

  46. Jennifer Garner Eating Bananas The Dallas Buyers Club Set
    cc
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    Leaves of Grass? That doesn’t even make sense.

  47. Sir Ian McKellan The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Premiere
    Phoenix
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    “Yep. I thought so. Booger.”

  48. Bill Paxton Creepy Moustache Promise Land Premiere
    BP
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    Would make a great Hitler!

  49. Bill Paxton Creepy Moustache Promise Land Premiere
    cc
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    Make you realize just how long ago the original Terminator was.

  50. Harald Gloeoeckler Amanda Lepore Pompoeoes Fashion Line Anniversary Dinner
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    KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

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