The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.7.12

December 7th, 2012 // 548 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed and let me just say we are ending the week titty strong. Maybe to make up for the criminal penisfication of Miranda Kerr, or maybe because my sharply trained eyes and hardened heart would never fail to bring you this perplexing combo. While you struggle with the weirdest boner ever, please also enjoy Nick Nolte just getting better and better with age, ditto for Bill Paxton, as well as Chevy Chase, because he looks like he’s still doing alrig–AHHH!

For the love of God, could someone please make it illegal for John Travolta & Olivia Newton John to be in the same room?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Rose McGowan Gay Right Support Tee Shirt
    1NDUN
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    Quit your butchin’.

  2. Candice Swanepoel Butt Lingerie Instagram
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    I’d love to use her ass as a pillow. Dude in the back is just admiring perfection.

  3. Rose McGowan Gay Right Support Tee Shirt
    Natty Ice
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    Yeah Chaz, we know.

  4. Candice Swanepoel Butt Lingerie Instagram
    J to the ROC
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    “Whats my motivation?”
    “You’re a hooker, figure it out”

  5. Candice Swanepoel Butt Lingerie Instagram
    Otto Van Otto
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    “No, that isn’t lilac infused poutporri that you smell, I just farted,” said Candice to the army of homosexuals surrounding her

  6. Bill Paxton Creepy Moustache Promise Land Premiere
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    Movember’s over, man. Get rid of that pathetic soup strainer.

  7. Amber Rose Huge Butt Pregnant Belly Yoga pants
    J to the ROC
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    Too legit to quit….the buffet.

  8. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Hammer Pants
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    Seen here, Mr. Snuffleupagus walking upright.

  9. Mickey Rourke Sweat Stained Shirt Leather Jacket Velour Pants Knit Hat
    J to the ROC
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    Gangsta! Step off, haters!

  10. Candice Swanepoel Butt Lingerie Instagram
    cc
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    OMFG.

  11. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Hammer Pants
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    We should all just be grateful that they aren’t black leather.

  12. Brooke Mueller Drunk
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    note the the ever present cigarette, loosely clasped to avoid breakage but ready to light up at the 1st opportunity. Sure, no cocaine use here. nope.

  13. Chris Brown Sitting On Stage
    raggedone
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    Didn’t realize they did gay shows at the Bananenbar.

  14. Amber Rose Huge Butt Pregnant Belly Yoga pants
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    It’s time! It’s time! It’s Vader Time!

  15. Brooke Mueller Drunk
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    I hope she doesn’t raise her other bling-arm over her bling-head, because she’ll be so top-heavy she’ll fall over.

  16. Jennifer Garner Eating Bananas The Dallas Buyers Club Set
    J to the ROC
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    Thats the last inch, of a 13 inch banana.

  17. Chris Brown Sitting On Stage
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    Well, he sure as fuck can’t sing, so you might as well call it “performing”.

  18. Mickey Rourke Sweat Stained Shirt Leather Jacket Velour Pants Knit Hat
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    Is he living on the streets now?

  19. Chevy Chase Fat Face The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
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    Heavy Chase.

  20. Jenna Dewan Cleavage Paying Meter
    EricLr
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    With Hollywood meters, you just have to keep putting in change until it snidely displays “Well, I guess that will be just enough.”

  21. Nick Nolte Pink Pants Dirty Jacket Hat
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    gotta love him.

  22. Candice Swanepoel Butt Lingerie Instagram
    Ronaldo
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    Wow. That girl is just amazing.

  23. Nick Nolte Pink Pants Dirty Jacket Hat
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    All he needs to do is roll around in some dog shit and he can easily swipe the title of Dirtbag King from Mickey Rourke.

  24. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Hammer Pants
    J to the ROC
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    Some where MC Hammer is crying.

  25. Mickey Rourke Sweat Stained Shirt Leather Jacket Velour Pants Knit Hat
    Ronaldo
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    What a mess

  26. Daisy Lowe Cleavage The Clothes Show Live Press Call In
    EricLr
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    Just any clothes will do, we’re not particular.

  27. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Hammer Pants
    Ronaldo
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    Is her boy toy hiding in there???

  28. Linda Hogan Drunk Bra See Through Shirt Partying With Nick Hogan Sky Bar
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    Where were these two conceived? In a vat of toluene?

  29. Amber Rose Huge Butt Pregnant Belly Yoga pants
    cc
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    Well, it is the Christmas season, so having a figure that resembles that of the Grinch isn’t that strange.

  30. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Hammer Pants
    pavement_smear
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    Just like that scene in The Nutty Professor where the formula starts wearing off. “No matter what, you’ve got to strut.”

  31. Chevy Chase Fat Face The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
    Bigalkie
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    His middle name is Cheeseburger

  32. Helen Flanagan Cleavage A Night Of Heroes: The Sun Military Awards
    J to the ROC
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    I didn’t know they sold lipstick in “whore” color.

  33. Harald Gloeoeckler Amanda Lepore Pompoeoes Fashion Line Anniversary Dinner
    Ronaldo
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    Shit. Thanks for the nightmares.

  34. Mickey Rourke Sweat Stained Shirt Leather Jacket Velour Pants Knit Hat
    Veronika Larsson
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    He looks good. For a guy who slept all night at the bus stop and then rummaged through the dumpster behind MickeyD’s for breakfast.

  35. Sofia Vergara Cleavage Bra Fading Gigolo Set
    raggedone
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    Bullshit, that’s Brooke Shields.

  36. Chris Brown Sitting On Stage
    Ronaldo
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    Please. This guy should just go and get the hell out.

  37. Linda Hogan Drunk Bra See Through Shirt Partying With Nick Hogan Sky Bar
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    Is my family weird, in that I never wanted to party with my mom and she never wanted to party with me?

  38. Linda Hogan Drunk Bra See Through Shirt Partying With Nick Hogan Sky Bar
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    I mentioned ‘waste of skin’ earlier, but THIS, THESE fucktards, they’re the epitome of that phrase. So GROSS.

  39. Adrienne Bailon Cleavage X Factor Viewing Party
    J to the ROC
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    My prom date from the 1980′s. how nice.

  40. Chris Brown Sitting On Stage
    Veronika Larsson
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    Smacking bitches upside the head is tirin’, man. I SAID TIRIN’.

  41. Brooke Mueller Drunk
    J to the ROC
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    DERP

  42. Bai Ling Butt Leather Pants Voli Light Vodka Benefit
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    I could benefit from a light vodka event.

  43. Brooke Mueller Drunk
    Ronaldo
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    Groovyyyy

  44. Harald Gloeoeckler Amanda Lepore Pompoeoes Fashion Line Anniversary Dinner
    Max Shreck
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    She looks like Heath Ledger’s Joker in the scene where he’s dressed as a nurse, and he looks like The Borg’s first gay assimilation.

  45. Linda Hogan Drunk Bra See Through Shirt Partying With Nick Hogan Sky Bar
    ty
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    Jersey Shore in 10 years

  46. Chevy Chase Fat Face The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
    Veronika Larsson
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    National Lampoon’s Fat Farm.

    I gained weight for a ROLE. Or by eating a lot of buttered rolls. Whatever.

  47. Sir Ian McKellan The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Premiere
    Ronaldo
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    His role model and inspiration.

  48. Jason Statham
    Veronika Larsson
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    Ah George, we’re gonna buy a little farm and raise rabbits ‘n live off da fatta da land….

  49. Bridgette Marquardt Cleavage Voli Light Vodka Benefit
    Ronaldo
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    Not bad for an older playmate.

  50. Brooke Mueller Drunk
    Veronika Larsson
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    Thank God this photo puts those ugly rumors to rest about Brooke falling off the wagon.

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