The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.7.12

December 7th, 2012 // 548 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed and let me just say we are ending the week titty strong. Maybe to make up for the criminal penisfication of Miranda Kerr, or maybe because my sharply trained eyes and hardened heart would never fail to bring you this perplexing combo. While you struggle with the weirdest boner ever, please also enjoy Nick Nolte just getting better and better with age, ditto for Bill Paxton, as well as Chevy Chase, because he looks like he’s still doing alrig–AHHH!

For the love of God, could someone please make it illegal for John Travolta & Olivia Newton John to be in the same room?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Hammer Pants
    Deacon Jones
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    “Willow? Willow Ufgood?? “

  2. Melanie Griffith Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    She needs bigger glasses to cover up the ugly

  3. Bill Paxton Creepy Moustache Promise Land Premiere
    Tillman
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    I thought Himmler was dead.

  4. Sir Ian McKellan The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Premiere
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    something tells me he’s swooning over that delicious tiara, not Cate Blanchett

  5. Linda Hogan Drunk Bra See Through Shirt Partying With Nick Hogan Sky Bar
    EricLr
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    One day, god will make me pay for everything bad I’ve ever done by sticking me in a busted elevator with them.

  6. Mickey Rourke Sweat Stained Shirt Leather Jacket Velour Pants Knit Hat
    catapostrophe
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    Contemplating the pavement.

  7. Harald Gloeoeckler Amanda Lepore Pompoeoes Fashion Line Anniversary Dinner
    Deacon Jones
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    That’s a tranny.

    Dont ask me how I know.

  8. Bridgette Marquardt Cleavage Voli Light Vodka Benefit
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    Bridgette Marquardt…or as she’s more commonly known “the other one”

  9. Rose McGowan Gay Right Support Tee Shirt
    dontkillthemessenger
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    And now we know why.

  10. Nick Nolte Pink Pants Dirty Jacket Hat
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    The MIB seem concerned that he might be an alien.

  11. Helen Flanagan Cleavage A Night Of Heroes: The Sun Military Awards
    Deacon Jones
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    You’d think she would’ve learned by now that producers dont appreciate bright lipstick. It’s harder to get it out of their pubes.

  12. Melanie Griffith Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    EricLr
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    Last picture found on a bloody camera.

  13. Rose McGowan Gay Right Support Tee Shirt
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    So…she’s a dude now?

  14. Bill Paxton Creepy Moustache Promise Land Premiere
    1NDUN
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    How about a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?

  15. Chris Brown Sitting On Stage
    Tillman
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    “I’m tired. Tired of playing the game. Ain’t it a crying shame. I’m so tired. God dammit I’m exhausted.”

    (Apologies to the late Madeline Kahn)

  16. Candice Swanepoel Butt Lingerie Instagram
    Beantown
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    jesus christ

  17. Linda Hogan Drunk Bra See Through Shirt Partying With Nick Hogan Sky Bar
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Who knew there would be a worse Hogan family pic than Hulk applying sun block to his daughter’s taint?

  18. Lucy Pinder Cleavage The Soviet Nuts Awards Party
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    All of the class and elegance you’d expect an an event called “Nuts.”

  19. Chris Brown Sitting On Stage
    catapostrophe
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    CAPTION CORRECTION: “Chris Brown sitting in Amsterdam. (December 6, 2012)”

  20. Lucy Pinder Cleavage The Soviet Nuts Awards Party
    EricLr
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    Ummmmm…Soviet nuts.

  21. Brooke Mueller Drunk
    Deacon Jones
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    Clearly off drugs. Clearly.

  22. Chevy Chase Fat Face The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
    Johnny P!
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    Gollum: “What has it got in its pocketses?”
    Chevy: “Keys to my pickup, coupla beercaps, balled-up Kleenex, and… oh yeah! This half-eaten burrito. Want a bite?”
    Gollum: ***barfs*** “Filthy Hobbitses!”

  23. Amber Rose Huge Butt Pregnant Belly Yoga pants
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    I suppose it could be worse… I could be her pants.

  24. Jessica Chastain Cleavage The Today Show
    Deacon Jones
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    That dude behind her is even weirder looking

  25. Harald Gloeoeckler Amanda Lepore Pompoeoes Fashion Line Anniversary Dinner
    EricLr
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    Looks like a serial killer’s prom picture.

  26. Nick Nolte Pink Pants Dirty Jacket Hat
    catapostrophe
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    Now THAT’s a dirty jacket!

  27. Chevy Chase Fat Face The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
    TooCoo
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    The rare occurrence when a movie premiere spoils a cameo, Fatty Bolger will be in the Hobbit.

  28. Bai Ling Butt Leather Pants Voli Light Vodka Benefit
    Deacon Jones
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    Well, I guess this event title answered my initial question whether she was still sober.

  29. Amber Rose Huge Butt Pregnant Belly Yoga pants
    butt
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    The Penguin from Batman had a wife. I knew it.

  30. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Hammer Pants
    MisterSuccint
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    She is huge Down Under.

  31. Mickey Rourke Sweat Stained Shirt Leather Jacket Velour Pants Knit Hat
    EricLr
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    Hey, yo, Rocky! Youz gonna fight again?

  32. Rose McGowan Gay Right Support Tee Shirt
    Deacon Jones
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    “Wait’ll they get a load of me”

  33. Amber Rose Huge Butt Pregnant Belly Yoga pants
    Johnny P!
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    I’ll bet she can’t wait to give birth, so she can return to her graceful, willowy figure…

  34. Aubrey O'Day Side Boob Voli Light Vodka Benefit
    Deacon Jones
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    This is who Bai Ling looks at to feel better about herself.

  35. Harald Gloeoeckler Amanda Lepore Pompoeoes Fashion Line Anniversary Dinner
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    Those are living human beings?

  36. Amber Rose Huge Butt Pregnant Belly Yoga pants
    1NDUN
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    Did you ever have a really good chocolate chip cookie, then grab a second one only to find out the plate is an assortment and you just bit into a raisin wheat cookie? That’s how this picture compares to the previous one.

  37. Amber Rose Huge Butt Pregnant Belly Yoga pants
    EricLr
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    Has anyone verified that’s Amber Rose, and not just Sinead O’Connor with constipation?

  38. Sir Ian McKellan The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Premiere
    Timothy
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    One great old queen deserves another, in the best possible way.

  39. Sofia Vergara Cleavage Bra Fading Gigolo Set
    Deacon Jones
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    Wow, I’m pretty disturbed by this picture, and Im obsessed with Sofia.

  40. Bridgette Marquardt Cleavage Voli Light Vodka Benefit
    Timothy
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    What the fuck is the point of light vodka?

  41. Nick Nolte Pink Pants Dirty Jacket Hat
    TooCoo
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    From this day forward, when 2 trains collide it shall be known as a “Nolte”.

    - Excerpt from BNSF railway press release

  42. Chris Brown Sitting On Stage
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    I’ve sat like that looking like that but only when I was about to puke.

  43. Jason Statham
    Tillman
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    “I yam what I yam and that’s all that I yam.”

  44. Mickey Rourke Sweat Stained Shirt Leather Jacket Velour Pants Knit Hat
    Natty Ice
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    Looks like The Scarecrow stole a piece of the Emerald City and made a necklace out of it.

  45. Sofia Vergara Cleavage Bra Fading Gigolo Set
    Deacon Jones
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    I’m no bra expert (other than undoing them when it’s 3 am and I’m so drunk Im looking through one eye), but I think she needs another size here.

    • 1NDUN

      And a lighter shade of see-through.

    • It’s a good thing you don’t fancy yourself an expert, DJ, because I’m pretty sure that’s a bustiere or something. I mean, I’m no expert either, but I think bras usually stop at the cups and don’t keep going further down.

  46. Brooke Mueller Drunk
    Tillman
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    Marcia Brady hits the town in 1974…

  47. Harald Gloeoeckler Amanda Lepore Pompoeoes Fashion Line Anniversary Dinner
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    wait now what’s that Fish line I saw earlier…. oh yea; KILL THEM WITH FIRE! And I’ll add RIGHT FUCKING NOW! What a waste of skin.

  48. Harald Gloeoeckler Amanda Lepore Pompoeoes Fashion Line Anniversary Dinner
    Natty Ice
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    People really freak me right the hell out sometimes.

  49. Rose McGowan Gay Right Support Tee Shirt
    Timothy
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    Kinda Mickey Rourke, with smaller biceps.

  50. Chris Brown Sitting On Stage
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    ‘Performing” hahahahahaha.

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