Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed and let me just say we are ending the week titty strong. Maybe to make up for the criminal penisfication of Miranda Kerr, or maybe because my sharply trained eyes and hardened heart would never fail to bring you this perplexing combo. While you struggle with the weirdest boner ever, please also enjoy Nick Nolte just getting better and better with age, ditto for Bill Paxton, as well as Chevy Chase, because he looks like he’s still doing alrig–AHHH!
For the love of God, could someone please make it illegal for John Travolta & Olivia Newton John to be in the same room?
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“Willow? Willow Ufgood?? “
She needs bigger glasses to cover up the ugly
I thought Himmler was dead.
something tells me he’s swooning over that delicious tiara, not Cate Blanchett
For the win.
One day, god will make me pay for everything bad I’ve ever done by sticking me in a busted elevator with them.
Contemplating the pavement.
That’s a tranny.
Dont ask me how I know.
Which one?
The blonde’s Larry King, right?
Bridgette Marquardt…or as she’s more commonly known “the other one”
And now we know why.
comment of the week
The MIB seem concerned that he might be an alien.
You’d think she would’ve learned by now that producers dont appreciate bright lipstick. It’s harder to get it out of their pubes.
Last picture found on a bloody camera.
So…she’s a dude now?
sure looks like it eh?
So this isn’t Biff from Back To The Future ?
How about a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?
my first thought, as well.
“I’m tired. Tired of playing the game. Ain’t it a crying shame. I’m so tired. God dammit I’m exhausted.”
(Apologies to the late Madeline Kahn)
jesus christ
Who knew there would be a worse Hogan family pic than Hulk applying sun block to his daughter’s taint?
All of the class and elegance you’d expect an an event called “Nuts.”
CAPTION CORRECTION: “Chris Brown sitting in Amsterdam. (December 6, 2012)”
Ummmmm…Soviet nuts.
Clearly off drugs. Clearly.
Gollum: “What has it got in its pocketses?”
Chevy: “Keys to my pickup, coupla beercaps, balled-up Kleenex, and… oh yeah! This half-eaten burrito. Want a bite?”
Gollum: ***barfs*** “Filthy Hobbitses!”
I suppose it could be worse… I could be her pants.
That dude behind her is even weirder looking
Looks like a serial killer’s prom picture.
Now THAT’s a dirty jacket!
The rare occurrence when a movie premiere spoils a cameo, Fatty Bolger will be in the Hobbit.
Well, I guess this event title answered my initial question whether she was still sober.
The Penguin from Batman had a wife. I knew it.
She is huge Down Under.
Hey, yo, Rocky! Youz gonna fight again?
“Wait’ll they get a load of me”
I’ll bet she can’t wait to give birth, so she can return to her graceful, willowy figure…
This is who Bai Ling looks at to feel better about herself.
Those are living human beings?
nah.
Exactly. I wouldn’t call this “living”.
Did you ever have a really good chocolate chip cookie, then grab a second one only to find out the plate is an assortment and you just bit into a raisin wheat cookie? That’s how this picture compares to the previous one.
Brilliant.
Has anyone verified that’s Amber Rose, and not just Sinead O’Connor with constipation?
Sinead O’Connor has her rectum power-brushed on the reg. No blockage there.
One great old queen deserves another, in the best possible way.
Wow, I’m pretty disturbed by this picture, and Im obsessed with Sofia.
What the fuck is the point of light vodka?
bad taste.
Less Filling!
So you can drink more before you pass out.
From this day forward, when 2 trains collide it shall be known as a “Nolte”.
- Excerpt from BNSF railway press release
I’ve sat like that looking like that but only when I was about to puke.
“I yam what I yam and that’s all that I yam.”
Looks like The Scarecrow stole a piece of the Emerald City and made a necklace out of it.
I’m no bra expert (other than undoing them when it’s 3 am and I’m so drunk Im looking through one eye), but I think she needs another size here.
And a lighter shade of see-through.
It’s a good thing you don’t fancy yourself an expert, DJ, because I’m pretty sure that’s a bustiere or something. I mean, I’m no expert either, but I think bras usually stop at the cups and don’t keep going further down.
Marcia Brady hits the town in 1974…
wait now what’s that Fish line I saw earlier…. oh yea; KILL THEM WITH FIRE! And I’ll add RIGHT FUCKING NOW! What a waste of skin.
People really freak me right the hell out sometimes.
Kinda Mickey Rourke, with smaller biceps.
‘Performing” hahahahahaha.