The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.7.12

December 7th, 2012 // 548 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed and let me just say we are ending the week titty strong. Maybe to make up for the criminal penisfication of Miranda Kerr, or maybe because my sharply trained eyes and hardened heart would never fail to bring you this perplexing combo. While you struggle with the weirdest boner ever, please also enjoy Nick Nolte just getting better and better with age, ditto for Bill Paxton, as well as Chevy Chase, because he looks like he’s still doing alrig–AHHH!

For the love of God, could someone please make it illegal for John Travolta & Olivia Newton John to be in the same room?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Mickey Rourke Sweat Stained Shirt Leather Jacket Velour Pants Knit Hat
    anonymous
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    Doctors love this guy. When they ask for blood, saliva, stool and urine samples from him all he has to do is had them his shirt and pants.

  2. Candice Swanepoel Butt Lingerie Instagram
    Martina
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    oh my … who wouldn’t do that ass?

  3. Amber Rose Huge Butt Pregnant Belly Yoga pants
    Martina
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    Seriously … has the HazMat Team been called?

  4. Mickey Rourke Sweat Stained Shirt Leather Jacket Velour Pants Knit Hat
    Martina
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    Wow, despite 60 years of substance abuse he still looks great.

  5. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Hammer Pants
    Martina
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    Australian Customs Officials should check her butt implants for cocaine.

  6. Brooke Mueller Drunk
    Martina
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    she is why there are drug cartels in Mexico

  7. Nick Nolte Pink Pants Dirty Jacket Hat
    Martina
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    But of course he accessorizes the pink pants with a gray hat – the classic middle-aged douche look

  8. Jessica Chastain Cleavage The Today Show
    Martina
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    nice looking woman

  9. Rose McGowan Gay Right Support Tee Shirt
    Martina
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    somebody needs to tell Rose that it’s over, and no new set of knee pads is going to change that

  10. Aubrey O'Day Side Boob Voli Light Vodka Benefit
    Martina
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    whoa, I thought she melted away 3 years ago?

  11. Candice Swanepoel Butt Lingerie Instagram
    Leather Balls
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    Face first.

  12. Harald Gloeoeckler Amanda Lepore Pompoeoes Fashion Line Anniversary Dinner
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    Yet still more natural than most of Hollywood.

  13. Adrienne Bailon Cleavage X Factor Viewing Party
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    When Makeup Attacks.

  14. Jessica Chastain Cleavage The Today Show
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    She looks like her lips have been skinned.

  15. Melanie Griffith Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    Longjohns are undergarments. UNDERGARMENTS!

  16. Nick Nolte Pink Pants Dirty Jacket Hat
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    Amazing actor. He can dress however he likes. Love him.

  17. Aubrey O'Day Side Boob Voli Light Vodka Benefit
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    Brunettes really need to start recognizing their true beauty is being Brunette! Then they would no longer need all the make up compensation for looking so washed out bleached blonde.

  18. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Hammer Pants
    Shorty80
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    Edie Falco?

  19. Chevy Chase Fat Face The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
    Shorty80
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    Making The Hobbit sure took a physical toll on Peter Jackson.

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