The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.6.13

December 6th, 2013 // 402 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, where you can always count on me to STICK TO TITS OR STFU. (Hint: I’m the dumb one in this duo.) And today’s gallery won’t disappoint since I’m choosing not to rant about American “culture,” because I don’t believe in making fun of the handicapped. So here are some people of arguably reasonable intelligence for us to mock and berate based on their awful life choices. There’s Paz de La Huerta and some equally wasted guy in a vehicle because personal freedom (whoopsies!), Eric Johnson getting some privacy from the paparazzi by using his daughter’s body as a face shield, no really, and Russell Brand doing his usual urine content confirmation before sipping his tea.

See? That was relatively painless as far as liberal titblogs go. *hands tremble, try to click ‘Publish’* GAH! THIS! GO WATCH THIS!! Damnit, almost made it,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Roberto Cavalli Feeding Seagull Lina Nilson Bikini
    crb
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    And then he said, “YABAGGAZZGABBA! MAGATTA FA ZABA ZABAGGAZOO BA NABOLEE!”

    -which is pretty much what he always says in any situation.

  2. Eric Johnson Covering Face With Daughter Maxwell
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    Funny thing is he gave them what they wanted, the photo of the little girl. No one gives a shit about him.

  3. Lady Gaga Eye Painted On Eyelid Crazy Makeup
    Wrynoceros
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    Whore-lequin

  4. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Sweaty Chateau Marmont
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    to be fair, what woman can resist a man wearing the scalp of his last date whos body is still in the pit he dug in his basement for the aliens.

  5. Angela Big Ang Raiola Mob Wives New Blood Launch Party
    Wrynoceros
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    So, this is Andre the Giant’s big comeback…

  6. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Tight Pants
    Tom
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    Wow. When did Kim lose all that weight?

  7. Sarah Harding Upskirt Panty Flash Cosmopolitan Ultimate Woman Of The Year Awards
    crb
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    Somewhere, Hathaway is taking wardrobe notes for her next Oscar campaign…

  8. Sarah Harding Upskirt Panty Flash Cosmopolitan Ultimate Woman Of The Year Awards
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    At least shes not sporting goat fur down there!

  9. Cameron Diaz Mouth Wide Open Annie Set
    Mrs Claus
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    In her next film Cameron plays the love interest in an R rated live action version of Dumbo.

  10. Roberto Cavalli Feeding Seagull Lina Nilson Bikini
    Mrs Claus
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    If a Gull thinks there’s even the slightest chance you’re dead, you;re on the menu.That meat’s gonna be like eating an old shoe but hey meat’s meat.

  11. Gerard Butler Talking To Chick In Thong Bikini
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    as Jesse implied I’m shocked that a single mom able to make $7822 in 1 month on the computer. see it here this site…bay91

  12. Jeremy Renner Ignoring Fan JFK Airport
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    yo man- izat eyeliner?

  13. Adrian Grenier Talking To Chick In Thong Bikini
    anonym
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    I’d like to give her ass a massage

  14. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Sweaty Chateau Marmont
    Mrs Claus
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    Maybe they’re both men. They both look like a good shave wouldn’t hurt one bit.

  15. Eric Johnson Covering Face With Daughter Maxwell
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    wait til he gets to the store thats already closed for the day.

  16. Cameron Diaz Mouth Wide Open Annie Set
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    Take it easy Cameron, you’re just looking into a mirror.

  17. Gerard Butler Talking To Chick In Thong Bikini
    journalschism
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    You might as well caption all his photos as, “Gerard Butler in Dick Notch, [INSERT STATE]“

  18. Cameron Diaz Mouth Wide Open Annie Set
    Little Tongue
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    “Kim K can take one in? I can take 5! Haha!”

  19. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Handprint In Concrete Instagram
    journalschism
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    Looks like Ann Coulter after a burger and implants.

  20. Jeff Garlin Kissing JJ Abrams Katie McGrath Childrens Defense Fund Hosts The 23rd Annual Beat the Odds Awards
    journalschism
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    “But you haven’t heard my Jabba! Let me do my Jabba!”

  21. Kendall Jenner Butt Yoga Pants TSA Checkpoint Body Scanner LAX
    Phoenix
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    “No. I insist. I’ll take it all off. Where is the camera. Mom told me to make sure it gets my good side.”

  22. Angela Big Ang Raiola Mob Wives New Blood Launch Party
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    “We got two honkies out there dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants. They look like they’re from the CIA, or somethin’. The tall one wants white toast, dry, with nothin’ on it. And the short one wants four whole fried chickens and a Coke.”

  23. Sarah Harding Upskirt Panty Flash Cosmopolitan Ultimate Woman Of The Year Awards
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    When her haute couture turns into a diaper dress by evening’s end, find your rubbers…

  24. Samantha Ronson Giant Robot The Grove LA
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    Failest Hellboy ever.

  25. Cameron Diaz Mouth Wide Open Annie Set
    Odbarc
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    Every woman’s jaw locks like that after a date with me.

  26. Angela Big Ang Raiola Mob Wives New Blood Launch Party
    Odbarc
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    A long lost Kardassian is found!

  27. Will.i.am Goofy Clothes Tophat
    Odbarc
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    Black-face come back tour!
    …right?

  28. Prince William 1st Battalion Irish Guards Afghanistan Medals Presentation
    Odbarc
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    How do they see anything with that beak covering their eyes?

  29. Adrian Grenier Talking To Chick In Thong Bikini
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    Her other hand is either reaching for his dick or his wallet. And he’s all out of dick.

  30. Angela Big Ang Raiola Mob Wives New Blood Launch Party
    Mrs Claus
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    Mrs. Bighead from Rocco’s Modern Life!

  31. Samantha Ronson Giant Robot The Grove LA
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    “Heh, sorry NOT interested dick face!”

  32. Cameron Diaz Mouth Wide Open Annie Set
    Beer Baron
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    This woman can deep throat an elephant.

  33. Roberto Cavalli Feeding Seagull Lina Nilson Bikini
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    PELICAN FLY, COME ON PELICAN!

  34. Martin Sheen Opening Night Gala 10th Annual Dubai International Film Festival
    Codot
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    Dear Jeshush, what a shweet shet of titsh.

  35. Cameron Diaz Mouth Wide Open Annie Set
    EDWARD ELIZABETH HITLER
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    She’s swallowed a lot of black trucker cock.

  36. Gerard Butler Talking To Chick In Thong Bikini
    gigi
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    boner?

  37. Cameron Diaz Mouth Wide Open Annie Set
    Nemo Noman
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    When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming – as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin…I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the earth.

    Courtesy of Penny Arcade.

  38. Eric Johnson Covering Face With Daughter Maxwell
    gigi
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    …who???

  39. Sandra Bullock Gravity Premiere Tokyo
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    Worst. Pez dispenser. Ever.

  40. Bon Jovi Press Conference
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    No wonder Richie had to be fucked up all the time

  41. Angela Big Ang Raiola Mob Wives New Blood Launch Party
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    I’m really hoping that this is an endangered species.

  42. Cameron Diaz Mouth Wide Open Annie Set
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    Will she use her powers for good…or evil?

  43. Cameron Diaz Mouth Wide Open Annie Set
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    That pic is fucking horrifying. Can you imagine her O face?

  44. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Sweaty Chateau Marmont
    spikedtounge
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    Dammit Paz! Just how far up there did you shove that baggie?!

  45. Samantha Ronson Giant Robot The Grove LA
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    High five for vaginas!

  46. Sarah Harding Upskirt Panty Flash Cosmopolitan Ultimate Woman Of The Year Awards
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    Klassy!

  47. Anjelica Huston Man Face Double Chin
    Mr. Awesomepants
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    I’m Cucko for Cocoapuffs!

  48. Cameron Diaz Mouth Wide Open Annie Set
    Dennis
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    Not a fan but any girl with the ability to unhinge her jaw like that peaks my interest for a bj.

  49. Roberto Cavalli Feeding Seagull Lina Nilson Bikini
    Dennis
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    “It’ll be just like Beggar’s Canyon back home!”

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