The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.6.13

December 6th, 2013 // 402 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, where you can always count on me to STICK TO TITS OR STFU. (Hint: I’m the dumb one in this duo.) And today’s gallery won’t disappoint since I’m choosing not to rant about American “culture,” because I don’t believe in making fun of the handicapped. So here are some people of arguably reasonable intelligence for us to mock and berate based on their awful life choices. There’s Paz de La Huerta and some equally wasted guy in a vehicle because personal freedom (whoopsies!), Eric Johnson getting some privacy from the paparazzi by using his daughter’s body as a face shield, no really, and Russell Brand doing his usual urine content confirmation before sipping his tea.

See? That was relatively painless as far as liberal titblogs go. *hands tremble, try to click ‘Publish’* GAH! THIS! GO WATCH THIS!! Damnit, almost made it,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Prince William 1st Battalion Irish Guards Afghanistan Medals Presentation
    I'mCool
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    “And if I don’t make it back, use this key to enter the palace and get rid of all the elderly Japanese porn I have stuffed under my side of the bed.”

  2. Leilani Dowding Slutty Mrs Claus Outfit Models N Mutts Charity Christmas Party
    Mohawk Disco
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    I just got half my christmas wish. The other half would be her wanting me. Admittedly, I’m still waiting confirmation from Santa on that.

  3. Sarah Harding Upskirt Panty Flash Cosmopolitan Ultimate Woman Of The Year Awards
    Cock Dr
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    The Cosmopolitan Ultimate Woman Of The Year Awards must have served some powerful firewater to that woman. She’s wasted.

  4. Sarah Harding Upskirt Panty Flash Cosmopolitan Ultimate Woman Of The Year Awards
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    She’s not the only one who’s harding. Wait, that’s not a real word…

  5. Kendall Jenner Butt Yoga Pants TSA Checkpoint Body Scanner LAX
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    This picture needs two hands grabbing her buttocks like they’re trying to pop balloons..

  6. Roberto Cavalli Feeding Seagull Lina Nilson Bikini
    buttplug
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    There are just so many things wrong in that picture…. so wrong.

  7. Jeff Garlin Kissing JJ Abrams Katie McGrath Childrens Defense Fund Hosts The 23rd Annual Beat the Odds Awards
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    Let’s hope that’s the kiss of death for Jar Jar Abrams

  8. Lady Gaga Eye Painted On Eyelid Crazy Makeup
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    This cunt needs to get over herself

  9. Prince William 1st Battalion Irish Guards Afghanistan Medals Presentation
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    “Mons Barracks”… I can picture it now.

  10. Arnold Schwarzenegger Qin Shi Huang Buried Sculpture Legion
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    A terracotta warrior shitting a brick? Awesome.

  11. Will.i.am Goofy Clothes Tophat
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    Any micro shred of respect I had for him as an artist just went down the toilet

  12. Anjelica Huston Man Face Double Chin
    Juch
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    She and Big Ang would make a hot lesbian couple.

  13. Jeremy Renner Ignoring Fan JFK Airport
    Mohawk Disco
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    He’s turning into Sean Penn before our eyes.

  14. Will.i.am Goofy Clothes Tophat
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    I’m white and even I find this degrading to black people. and every other color of people.

  15. Cameron Diaz Mouth Wide Open Annie Set
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    Hello Mr. Hamm…

  16. Sarah Harding Upskirt Panty Flash Cosmopolitan Ultimate Woman Of The Year Awards
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    that’s what im talking about!

  17. Joe Jonas Purple Satin Jacket Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler NYLON + McDonalds Dec/Jan Issue Launch Party
    Smapdi
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    Did they know there was an event there, or were they just showing up for their shift at McDonald’s?

  18. Kendall Jenner Butt Yoga Pants TSA Checkpoint Body Scanner LAX
    Hugh G. Rection
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    When Kim went through, they needed a crowbar to get her out.

  19. Roberto Cavalli Feeding Seagull Lina Nilson Bikini
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    I haven’t seen Ol’ Gerbil nuts in awhile, Guess he’s waiting for death or a handjob from the chick getting pooped on from the seagull.

  20. Eric Johnson Covering Face With Daughter Maxwell
    Eejut
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    And he wasn’t known for his hands back in the NFL.

  21. Kate Walsh Cleavage
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    This bitch looks stoned 24/7

  22. Adrian Grenier Talking To Chick In Thong Bikini
    Sheppy
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    I like her swimwear.

  23. Angela Big Ang Raiola Mob Wives New Blood Launch Party
    caley
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    I was wondering when you were gonna get around to posting Big Ang pics on here. She’s basically comment gold.

    My theory is she’s really a mobster hiding from associates/the cops in disguise as a theoretical “woman”.

  24. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Tight Pants
    Hugh G. Rection
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    I remember the pre-Kardashian days when that ass would be considered big.

  25. Sarah Harding Upskirt Panty Flash Cosmopolitan Ultimate Woman Of The Year Awards
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    Crotchless dress…well, that’s a new one.

  26. Jeremy Renner Ignoring Fan JFK Airport
    Ninja Cowboy
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    I have a confession to make, I paid 20 bucks for the black guy to do that.

  27. Cameron Diaz Mouth Wide Open Annie Set
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    Huh, so this adds quite a bit of weight to the theory that you can fit four penises in your mouth at once. It’s the collective ‘your’ though, that only applies to two people on the planet – this ‘lady’ and Steven Tyler.

  28. Sarah Harding Upskirt Panty Flash Cosmopolitan Ultimate Woman Of The Year Awards
    George P Burdell
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    In the background is Melanie Griffith Johnson Johnson Bauer Banderas with a 56 horsepower gasoline powered vibrator and a back full of Shreddies flatulence underwear.

  29. Cameron Diaz Mouth Wide Open Annie Set
    Dox
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    “WHAT DID FISH POST ABOUT PAUL WALKER?!?!?!?”

  30. Samantha Ronson Giant Robot The Grove LA
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Hi Lindsay, glad to see you’re working again.

  31. Sarah Harding Upskirt Panty Flash Cosmopolitan Ultimate Woman Of The Year Awards
    George P Burdell
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    In the background is Melanie Griffith Johnson Johnson Bauer Banderas with a 56 horsepower gasoline powered vibrator and a bag full of Shreddies flatulence underwear.

  32. Angela Big Ang Raiola Mob Wives New Blood Launch Party
    buttplug
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    Uh… Ok.

  33. Roberto Cavalli Feeding Seagull Lina Nilson Bikini
    Dox
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    “Pilot to bombardier… target locked.”

  34. Gerard Butler Talking To Chick In Thong Bikini
    Sheppy
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    I like her swimwear too.

  35. Gerard Butler Talking To Chick In Thong Bikini
    River Felix
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    It’s fucking 29 degrees in upstate New York right now and people in Miami are at the beach. It’s going to be another five months before we see the sun here. Oh, a thong.

  36. Adrian Grenier Talking To Chick In Thong Bikini
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Thank you God for not making that bikini in Kim or Khloe’s size.

  37. Eric Johnson Covering Face With Daughter Maxwell
    jep
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    What’s worse, using your daughter as a human shield, or naming her “Maxwell”?

    You know she’s going to see those Geico commercials eventually.

  38. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Sweaty Chateau Marmont
    Dox
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    Why is she orange?

  39. Angela Big Ang Raiola Mob Wives New Blood Launch Party
    Mohawk Disco
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    Where is the fisherman standing proudly next to it?

  40. Sandra Bullock Gravity Premiere Tokyo
    buttplug
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    Is she having a stroke?

  41. Cameron Diaz Mouth Wide Open Annie Set
    Hugh G. Rection
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    OMG Alex! I never saw a penis that small!

  42. Lady Gaga Eye Painted On Eyelid Crazy Makeup
    Hugh G. Rection
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    I dress like that too when I’m trying to get out of jury duty.

  43. Sarah Harding Upskirt Panty Flash Cosmopolitan Ultimate Woman Of The Year Awards
    Sheppy
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    Don’t know if she’s woman of the year, but she’s definitely up there right now.

  44. Joe Jonas Purple Satin Jacket Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler NYLON + McDonalds Dec/Jan Issue Launch Party
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Great looking moustache. Even better looking beard.

  45. Leilani Dowding Slutty Mrs Claus Outfit Models N Mutts Charity Christmas Party
    Dox
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    I guess I just hit old.
    My first thought was…
    “I bet that dog is fun to pay Frisbee with….”

  46. Will.i.am Goofy Clothes Tophat
    buttplug
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    Shine your shoes guv’nah? No? Sweep your chimney?

  47. Will.i.am Goofy Clothes Tophat
    j/k
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    I still don’t get the whole wear-a short-sleeved-shirt-as-pants thing.

  48. Angela Big Ang Raiola Mob Wives New Blood Launch Party
    Dox
    Commented on this photo:

    Finally… Carpwoman would reveal herself. Finally, she would have her revenge.

  49. Sandra Bullock Gravity Premiere Tokyo
    Mohawk Disco
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    Sandy will never allow George to mess with the batteries in her mic again.

  50. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Tight Pants
    Henri Hill
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    I knew she was a backdoor gal.

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