The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.6.13

December 6th, 2013 // 402 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, where you can always count on me to STICK TO TITS OR STFU. (Hint: I’m the dumb one in this duo.) And today’s gallery won’t disappoint since I’m choosing not to rant about American “culture,” because I don’t believe in making fun of the handicapped. So here are some people of arguably reasonable intelligence for us to mock and berate based on their awful life choices. There’s Paz de La Huerta and some equally wasted guy in a vehicle because personal freedom (whoopsies!), Eric Johnson getting some privacy from the paparazzi by using his daughter’s body as a face shield, no really, and Russell Brand doing his usual urine content confirmation before sipping his tea.

See? That was relatively painless as far as liberal titblogs go. *hands tremble, try to click ‘Publish’* GAH! THIS! GO WATCH THIS!! Damnit, almost made it,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kendall Jenner Butt Yoga Pants TSA Checkpoint Body Scanner LAX
    SIN
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    Thats it Im done here. These Bud Lite sponsored adds will not go away so I will. Fuck this site and the money whores who run it.

  2. Roberto Cavalli Feeding Seagull Lina Nilson Bikini
    catapostrophe
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    She lives for the moments he’s not paying attention to her.

  3. Eric Johnson Covering Face With Daughter Maxwell
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    Oh, I saw this movie. He survives the assassination attempt, but his political career is over. And then he kills himself.

  4. Sandra Bullock Gravity Premiere Tokyo
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    ” And his floppy weiner went this way.”

  5. Martin Sheen Opening Night Gala 10th Annual Dubai International Film Festival
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    “My sheik would like to meet your son. His ability to have sexual relations with so many prostitutes and do enormous amount of drugs is of interest to him.”

  6. Jeff Garlin Kissing JJ Abrams Katie McGrath Childrens Defense Fund Hosts The 23rd Annual Beat the Odds Awards
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    Jesus Christ, even his glasses have lens flare.

  7. Cameron Diaz Mouth Wide Open Annie Set
    I'mCool
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    Save your money and do not play this carnival game! You can’t win. The basketball barely fits the hole.

  8. Angela Big Ang Raiola Mob Wives New Blood Launch Party
    Cock Dr
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    It reminds me of the Abominable Snowman character in the cartoon. Have one of these setting out in your yard and the deer will be too frightened to trespass & eat your tulips.

  9. Cameron Diaz Mouth Wide Open Annie Set
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    That’s one way to jumpstart a lagging career…

  10. Will.i.am Goofy Clothes Tophat
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    Did he poop his pants again? I’ll get the powder.

  11. Lady Gaga Eye Painted On Eyelid Crazy Makeup
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    Ha ha… cartoon boobs.

  12. Sarah Harding Upskirt Panty Flash Cosmopolitan Ultimate Woman Of The Year Awards
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    “Okay, Ms. Harding, I can see the head, you’re definitely crowning…now just one more BIG pushhhhhhhh!”

  13. Angela Big Ang Raiola Mob Wives New Blood Launch Party
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    She looks like her own Simpsons caricature.

  14. Arnold Schwarzenegger Qin Shi Huang Buried Sculpture Legion
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    I wonder how long his trip is?

    “Two weeks.”

  15. Eric Johnson Covering Face With Daughter Maxwell
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    Your move, January Jones…

  16. Adrian Grenier Talking To Chick In Thong Bikini
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    Good for her approaching a celebrity, she looks shy.

  17. Samantha Ronson Giant Robot The Grove LA
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    “The Lick-a me, Elmo was not a complete failure at the 2014 Toy Launch.”

  18. Roberto Cavalli Feeding Seagull Lina Nilson Bikini
    I'mCool
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    A free cigarette to gain the seagull’s confidence, and then … the Alka Seltzer.

  19. Anjelica Huston Man Face Double Chin
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    (Insert obligatory “Two weeks!” joke here.)

  20. Lady Gaga Eye Painted On Eyelid Crazy Makeup
    catapostrophe
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    Is there nothing gratuitously inane this woman won’t do?!

  21. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Handprint In Concrete Instagram
    Mohawk Disco
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    Nice try. But we all know her hands were already covered in white goo before she touched the clay.

  22. Arnold Schwarzenegger Qin Shi Huang Buried Sculpture Legion
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    They all look alike. All those statues were probably made by the same guy.

  23. Leilani Dowding Slutty Mrs Claus Outfit Models N Mutts Charity Christmas Party
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    In b4 “doggy style” joke.

  24. Leilani Dowding Slutty Mrs Claus Outfit Models N Mutts Charity Christmas Party
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    I wish Jewish girls got all skanky for Chanukah.

  25. Will.i.am Goofy Clothes Tophat
    catapostrophe
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    Did they ever announce Mandela’s official cause of death?

  26. Samantha Ronson Giant Robot The Grove LA
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    “Hello, young man! Just a friendly reminder to do a testicular self-exam every few months. It could save your life!”

  27. Eric Johnson Covering Face With Daughter Maxwell
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    Someone yelled “sniper!”

  28. Gerard Butler Talking To Chick In Thong Bikini
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    Lisa could feel her cheeks blush as Gerard Butler gave her the “not bad” face.

  29. Sarah Harding Upskirt Panty Flash Cosmopolitan Ultimate Woman Of The Year Awards
    catapostrophe
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    Two female pastimes in one photo.

  30. Roberto Cavalli Feeding Seagull Lina Nilson Bikini
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    Coming from a pervert, follow him on Instagram.
    Believe me…

  31. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Handprint In Concrete Instagram
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    Is this a picture of a TV screen?

  32. Bon Jovi Press Conference
    brick
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    Dumb teeth. Dumb soul patch. Dumb hair.

    REALLY dumb hair!

  33. Joe Jonas Purple Satin Jacket Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler NYLON + McDonalds Dec/Jan Issue Launch Party
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    No.

  34. Kendall Jenner Butt Yoga Pants TSA Checkpoint Body Scanner LAX
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    “You’re clear for shame and dignity. Please come ahead through.”

  35. Lady Gaga Eye Painted On Eyelid Crazy Makeup
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    I always thought she had a face only Picasso could love.

  36. Cameron Diaz Mouth Wide Open Annie Set
    Catalystika
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    That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.

  37. Sarah Harding Upskirt Panty Flash Cosmopolitan Ultimate Woman Of The Year Awards
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    She’s just giving her kitty some air.

  38. Arnold Schwarzenegger Qin Shi Huang Buried Sculpture Legion
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    “This one is called ‘Emperor Drops a Deuce’”

  39. Will.i.am Goofy Clothes Tophat
    I'mCool
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    I thought we agreed to leave Zwarte Piet out of this year’s Christmas pageant.

  40. Gerard Butler Talking To Chick In Thong Bikini
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    “nice butt….”
    “thanks!”
    “Who’s your girlfriend?”

  41. Will.i.am Goofy Clothes Tophat
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    Paula Deen just came.

  42. Lady Gaga Eye Painted On Eyelid Crazy Makeup
    Eejut
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    What a fucking retard.

  43. Kendall Jenner Butt Yoga Pants TSA Checkpoint Body Scanner LAX
    George P Burdell
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    So the Kardashian’s kids own at least one bra

  44. Joe Jonas Purple Satin Jacket Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler NYLON + McDonalds Dec/Jan Issue Launch Party
    brick
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    Freddie Mercury would like his face back now.

  45. Cameron Diaz Mouth Wide Open Annie Set
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    Yeah, I really loved that “Black Hole Sun” video too…

  46. Angela Big Ang Raiola Mob Wives New Blood Launch Party
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    Igor…get the torches.

  47. Leilani Dowding Slutty Mrs Claus Outfit Models N Mutts Charity Christmas Party
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    Something tells me people don’t need to take Cialis before sexual activity with her.

  48. Eric Johnson Covering Face With Daughter Maxwell
    Cock Dr
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    It’s always a douche move to shelter behind a baby.
    Asshole should be sheltering HER from the cameras.

  49. Adrian Grenier Talking To Chick In Thong Bikini
    Pat C.
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    I’ve never been to a Miami beach – are they just wandering around on the public beaches like this ?

    • Mrs Claus

      What’s with these kids these days? Walking around in their new fangled,high falutin’swimwear. What’s this world coming to?

  50. Joe Jonas Purple Satin Jacket Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler NYLON + McDonalds Dec/Jan Issue Launch Party
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    I don’t care how much money he has or how big his dick is, Joe is STILL batting WAY above his average with this chick.

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