The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.6.13

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, where you can always count on me to STICK TO TITS OR STFU. (Hint: I’m the dumb one in this duo.) And today’s gallery won’t disappoint since I’m choosing not to rant about American “culture,” because I don’t believe in making fun of the handicapped. So here are some people of arguably reasonable intelligence for us to mock and berate based on their awful life choices. There’s Paz de La Huerta and some equally wasted guy in a vehicle because personal freedom (whoopsies!), Eric Johnson getting some privacy from the paparazzi by using his daughter’s body as a face shield, no really, and Russell Brand doing his usual urine content confirmation before sipping his tea.

See? That was relatively painless as far as liberal titblogs go. *hands tremble, try to click ‘Publish’* GAH! THIS! GO WATCH THIS!! Damnit, almost made it,

- Photo Boy

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