The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.4.15

That’s a tit-sized baby right there. It had to be said.

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which begins with Coco’s tits and baby, and ends with Caitlyn Jenner, so I’ve completely lost my mind. How else would you describe how happy this picture of Tom Jones’ dick made me? Or this one of Adrien Brody holding a black child in front of a wall of guns and blood splatter. That should and would upset a normal person, but I react like a miner finding a fist-sized gold nugget. And yes, I of course mean a feeling of fleeting joy followed by my impending death from being crushed by rocks¹.

1. Rock in this case being a metaphor for “shame and alcohol.”

A normal night at home for me

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Does that suicide joke in the footnote make sense now? Good, glad that’s clear.

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