The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.28.12

Welcome to a special Christmas Edition of The Crap We Missed. It took us a week to build and since Christmas is officially over, consider this your bonus stocking that we stuffed full of whores and douchebags, because we care. We tried including everyone this holiday season, so we left no erect nipple unturned, no awkward pose, or satisfied post-murder gaze cast aside. There’s even two Kim Kardashian shots because titties and “Oh shit, she likes doing what with the pee-pee now?” So unwrap Miley Cyrus delivering Daddy his present and have an intellectual debate about what delivered the death blow to Jesus’ b-day: Nicki Minaj’s Cameltoe Extravaganza or filling a Santa suit with douche.

Oh yeah, we also found another gift behind the couch (Hint: It’s down there and it’s full of random bikinis),

- Photo Boy

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