Welcome to a special Christmas Edition of The Crap We Missed. It took us a week to build and since Christmas is officially over, consider this your bonus stocking that we stuffed full of whores and douchebags, because we care. We tried including everyone this holiday season, so we left no erect nipple unturned, no awkward pose, or satisfied post-murder gaze cast aside. There’s even two Kim Kardashian shots because titties and “Oh shit, she likes doing what with the pee-pee now?” So unwrap Miley Cyrus delivering Daddy his present and have an intellectual debate about what delivered the death blow to Jesus’ b-day: Nicki Minaj‘s Cameltoe Extravaganza or filling a Santa suit with douche.
Oh yeah, we also found another gift behind the couch (Hint: It’s down there and it’s full of random bikinis),
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JL: Is it ready yet?
Diddy: Just got it started and about to ride a wave in
MOO
They said I can’t do catfish! Ha! Suck it Academy.
I’ll bet she butters her hush puppies, and then pours gravy on top.
Where’s the smirk? It is broken?
Did he just get out of a Lamborghini with Lloyd Christmas ?
Bad Attitude Barracus
I told him not to push me. Then he hit my fist with his chin.
She sets a fine example for America’s young women….of how to repeatedly make a complete fool of yourself over an ugly and violent douchebag.
Fuck all you people, she’s fucking hot as hell !
I told him not to push me. Then he hit my fist with his chin. Next thing I know I’m in Paris.
Remember all the good masturbations I did about you Mariah? I take them all back.
I would hit it too…….(sad face)
Damn celebrities. Wear a shirt, put on a tie… park their cars.
He took that thing up to his hotel suite with a couple bitches from his entourage and they haven’t been seen since.
I bet she got floor seats. She just can’t have enough of men landing on her and balls slapping in her face.
Liam left. Miley can’t tell the difference.
And, here, good doctors, is an example of the reclusive condition No-ass-at-all.
what’s the vest for, won’t his inflatable pecs keep him afloat?
Looks like Billy Ray’s threesome for the night is one its way over!
Who and why?!
MOO
There’s about a quarter million dollars worth of plastic surgery all in row.
Say ‘Hat’ again! I dare you! I double dare you mathafucka!!
Why buy the milk when you can get the cow for free?
Q: Why does it look like she’s sitting in front of green screen?
A: Even her home photos are photoshopped beyond recognition
The Venice Beach all-homeless rendition of Cirque du Soleil was enjoyed by several.
“You think it’s big now… wait till next year!”
“Do my hips make my tits look small?”
That’s a huge bitch!
Kind of a small toe for such a big set of hips. NOT that there’s anything wrong with that.
Big ol cow tits. The picture of dignity.
I would love to wipe her butt .
I hope there’s a facelift in one of those bags or at least a mask for you know who.
I fear it would be too little, too late.
HOW THE FUCK DID THIS PEOPLE BECOME FAMOUS??? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH AMERICA??
That’s a huge tit. Its breasts are big too.
I think she looks pretty hot. I like her without make-up, and there ain’t nothin’ wrong with them big ol’ titties, either.
Keith I told you a hundred times my botox injection pump is not a toy!
So that’s what Vince Vaughn was looking at.
I wouldn’t trust a Santa with that look on his face.
“I should buy a horse mask”
MOREpheus?
This dozy mare and The Lakers have one thing in common – both have taken serious beatings yet keep coming back for more and act like everything’s fine.
Now we know what she got her father for Christmas.
Who else thought Nicole was looking a little grey?
That’s some serious armpit vag.
What the fuck’s the matter with you? Why the hell are you checking out her armpit, fer fucksake? Must be because her thumbs aren’t visible.
Because, as a woman who doesn’t look like that, my job is to search out and remark upon whatever small flaw I can find with her. After careful inspection, I had a choice between a snide comment about this “candid” pose, her obligatory tat, something to do with Rob Kardashian, or her armpit vagina. And how could I not go with the armpit? Look at that thing. It’s weird. And now I feel better about myself. See how that works?
..you forgot the cystic acne on her cheek. You gotta be thorough!
It’s the most vagina-like armpit I’ve ever seen, not saying she’s not hot cuz she’s still smokin’, but c’mon, how do you not notice that??
Excellent observation. Armpit vag is a very rare and inexplicable phenomenon.
I’d probably dress like Death too if I had a daughter like his.
I don’t know who that is, but looks:
A) Stupid, and
B) Has enormous rack
In other words, a trucker’s dream date.
What a fucking mess.
Brian Wilson is still batshit crazy.