The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.28.12

December 28th, 2012 // 469 Comments

Welcome to a special Christmas Edition of The Crap We Missed. It took us a week to build and since Christmas is officially over, consider this your bonus stocking that we stuffed full of whores and douchebags, because we care. We tried including everyone this holiday season, so we left no erect nipple unturned, no awkward pose, or satisfied post-murder gaze cast aside. There’s even two Kim Kardashian shots because titties and “Oh shit, she likes doing what with the pee-pee now?” So unwrap Miley Cyrus delivering Daddy his present and have an intellectual debate about what delivered the death blow to Jesus’ b-day: Nicki Minaj‘s Cameltoe Extravaganza or filling a Santa suit with douche.

Oh yeah, we also found another gift behind the couch (Hint: It’s down there and it’s full of random bikinis),

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Diddy Mini Jet Ski Goggles
    HomeMovie
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    JL: Is it ready yet?
    Diddy: Just got it started and about to ride a wave in

  2. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Clippers Game
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    MOO

  3. Vince Vaughn Knit Hat Frowning
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    They said I can’t do catfish! Ha! Suck it Academy.

  4. Josie Goldberg Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    I’ll bet she butters her hush puppies, and then pours gravy on top.

  5. Ian Somerhalder Scarf Fedora Sunglasses
    Cock Dr
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    Where’s the smirk? It is broken?

  6. Antonio Banderas Puffy Jacket Snow Pants
    DeucePickle
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    Did he just get out of a Lamborghini with Lloyd Christmas ?

  7. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Clippers Game
    DeucePickle
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    Bad Attitude Barracus

  8. Malia Obama Secret Service Agents
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    I told him not to push me. Then he hit my fist with his chin.

  9. Rihanna Butt Tight Jeans
    Cock Dr
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    She sets a fine example for America’s young women….of how to repeatedly make a complete fool of yourself over an ugly and violent douchebag.

  10. Rihanna Butt Tight Jeans
    DeucePickle
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    Fuck all you people, she’s fucking hot as hell !

  11. Halle Berry Olivier Martinez
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    I told him not to push me. Then he hit my fist with his chin. Next thing I know I’m in Paris.

  12. Mariah Carey Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Remember all the good masturbations I did about you Mariah? I take them all back.

  13. Nicki Minaj Cameltoe Stretch Pants Cleavage Christmas Extravaganza
    DeucePickle
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    I would hit it too…….(sad face)

  14. Arsenio Hall Angry
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Damn celebrities. Wear a shirt, put on a tie… park their cars.

  15. Diddy Mini Jet Ski Goggles
    Cock Dr
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    He took that thing up to his hotel suite with a couple bitches from his entourage and they haven’t been seen since.

  16. Rihanna Butt Tight Jeans
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    I bet she got floor seats. She just can’t have enough of men landing on her and balls slapping in her face.

  17. Miley Cyrus Sex Doll In Car Twitter
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    Liam left. Miley can’t tell the difference.

  18. Melanie Griffith Butt Yoga Pants
    Slouch
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    And, here, good doctors, is an example of the reclusive condition No-ass-at-all.

  19. Simon Cowell Life Jacket Jetski
    iamahomelessman
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    what’s the vest for, won’t his inflatable pecs keep him afloat?

  20. Miley Cyrus Sex Doll In Car Twitter
    anonymous
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    Looks like Billy Ray’s threesome for the night is one its way over!

  21. Jill Martin Bikini
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Who and why?!

  22. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Sports Bra
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    MOO

  23. Khloe Kardashian Kris Jenner Bruce Jenner Clippers Game
    Cock Dr
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    There’s about a quarter million dollars worth of plastic surgery all in row.

  24. Samuel L Jackson Laker Game
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Say ‘Hat’ again! I dare you! I double dare you mathafucka!!

  25. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    Why buy the milk when you can get the cow for free?

  26. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    Q: Why does it look like she’s sitting in front of green screen?
    A: Even her home photos are photoshopped beyond recognition

  27. Russell Simmons Covered In Sand Doing Yoga
    Fishballs
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    The Venice Beach all-homeless rendition of Cirque du Soleil was enjoyed by several.

  28. Josie Goldberg Bikini
    WoulntDoHerWithYourDick
    Commented on this photo:

    “You think it’s big now… wait till next year!”

  29. Nicki Minaj Cameltoe Stretch Pants Cleavage Christmas Extravaganza
    WouldntDoHerWithYourDick
    Commented on this photo:

    “Do my hips make my tits look small?”

  30. Nicki Minaj Cameltoe Stretch Pants Cleavage Christmas Extravaganza
    WouldntDoHerWithYourDick
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    That’s a huge bitch!

  31. Nicki Minaj Cameltoe Stretch Pants Cleavage Christmas Extravaganza
    WouldntDoHerWithYourDick
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    Kind of a small toe for such a big set of hips. NOT that there’s anything wrong with that.

  32. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Twitter
    Carolyn
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    Big ol cow tits. The picture of dignity.

  33. Coco Nipple See Through Shirt
    Dirty Travolta
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    I would love to wipe her butt .

  34. Antonio Banderas Puffy Jacket Snow Pants
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    I hope there’s a facelift in one of those bags or at least a mask for you know who.

  35. Khloe Kardashian Kris Jenner Bruce Jenner Clippers Game
    karlito
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    HOW THE FUCK DID THIS PEOPLE BECOME FAMOUS??? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH AMERICA??

  36. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Twitter
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    That’s a huge tit. Its breasts are big too.

  37. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Twitter
    Fishballs
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she looks pretty hot. I like her without make-up, and there ain’t nothin’ wrong with them big ol’ titties, either.

  38. Nicole Kidman Keith Urban
    kravdan
    Commented on this photo:

    Keith I told you a hundred times my botox injection pump is not a toy!

  39. Doutzen Kroes Lingerie Naughty Mrs Claus Twitter
    Donkeylicks
    Commented on this photo:

    So that’s what Vince Vaughn was looking at.

  40. John Mayer Santa Costume Katy Perry Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    I wouldn’t trust a Santa with that look on his face.

  41. Simon Cowell Life Jacket Jetski
    donkeylicks
    Commented on this photo:

    “I should buy a horse mask”

  42. Laurence Fishburne Bowler Hat Purple Shoes Laker Game
    kravdan
    Commented on this photo:

    MOREpheus?

  43. Rihanna Butt Tight Jeans
    Pine Table Fever
    Commented on this photo:

    This dozy mare and The Lakers have one thing in common – both have taken serious beatings yet keep coming back for more and act like everything’s fine.

  44. Miley Cyrus Sex Doll In Car Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    Now we know what she got her father for Christmas.

  45. Nicole Kidman Keith Urban
    Donkeylicks
    Commented on this photo:

    Who else thought Nicole was looking a little grey?

  46. Rita Ora Bikini Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s some serious armpit vag.

    • What the fuck’s the matter with you? Why the hell are you checking out her armpit, fer fucksake? Must be because her thumbs aren’t visible.

      • Because, as a woman who doesn’t look like that, my job is to search out and remark upon whatever small flaw I can find with her. After careful inspection, I had a choice between a snide comment about this “candid” pose, her obligatory tat, something to do with Rob Kardashian, or her armpit vagina. And how could I not go with the armpit? Look at that thing. It’s weird. And now I feel better about myself. See how that works?

      • ..you forgot the cystic acne on her cheek. You gotta be thorough!

      • It’s the most vagina-like armpit I’ve ever seen, not saying she’s not hot cuz she’s still smokin’, but c’mon, how do you not notice that??

      • Excellent observation. Armpit vag is a very rare and inexplicable phenomenon.

  47. Laurence Fishburne Bowler Hat Purple Shoes Laker Game
    donkeylicks
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d probably dress like Death too if I had a daughter like his.

  48. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Twitter
    Yoda Mann
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t know who that is, but looks:
    A) Stupid, and
    B) Has enormous rack

    In other words, a trucker’s dream date.

  49. Nicki Minaj Cameltoe Stretch Pants Cleavage Christmas Extravaganza
    Pine Table Fever
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    What a fucking mess.

  50. Val Kilmer Skinny Weight Loss
    Hank E. Ring
    Commented on this photo:

    Brian Wilson is still batshit crazy.

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