Welcome to a special Christmas Edition of The Crap We Missed. It took us a week to build and since Christmas is officially over, consider this your bonus stocking that we stuffed full of whores and douchebags, because we care. We tried including everyone this holiday season, so we left no erect nipple unturned, no awkward pose, or satisfied post-murder gaze cast aside. There’s even two Kim Kardashian shots because titties and “Oh shit, she likes doing what with the pee-pee now?” So unwrap Miley Cyrus delivering Daddy his present and have an intellectual debate about what delivered the death blow to Jesus’ b-day: Nicki Minaj‘s Cameltoe Extravaganza or filling a Santa suit with douche.
Oh yeah, we also found another gift behind the couch (Hint: It’s down there and it’s full of random bikinis),
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Someone give her a right hook, so she’ll smile.
More like As-less.
I’m filing this picture under “S”, for “has been.”
Until I read the caption, I was going to say, Jonathan Lipnicki has fallen on hard times. Now I see the time are only “difficult.”
Is it just me, or is this the most “normal” she’s ever looked?
Come, they told me, on her rump-a-pump-pump. Me and my…oh, you get it.
That is the roughest looking 36-year-old I’ve seen since Lindsay Lohan.
Groove is in the heaaarrrrtttt
Cowboy Curtis looks like a desperado here.
New Xmas tradition at Jess’s appears to be watermelon smuggling. That’s obviously way too big a fruit under her shirt there to be a cantalope.
I could be wrong. It might be a Hubbard squash.
Guess it just occured to him that he’s squandered his moment of fame and youth, being married with a kid
No she doesn’t.
they just noticed Kim and Kanye at the same game on the other side of the court.
I’m not always this f@ggy, but when I am, I prefer it from behind.
I think I’ll just cop a squat right here.
For the hundredth time, Nicole, no I *HAVEN’T* seen John Connor.
Look, either learn to swim or stay out of the water.
Gotta a little on my chin.
I suddenly have the powerful urge to go spear fishing.
mmmmmoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
“Yeah, you could totally beat the shit out of that guy…but there’s only one way to find out.”
She looks particularly bovine in this picture.
Hard to believe he was cloned from a once-respected Olympian.
Too bad she cheats on her husband with ghetto trash.
I really hope she wasn’t stupid enough to do that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LleBj6Q-Zng
F THE JEANS THATS A MOM ASS!!!!
Fat, smelly Armo trash. I wonder how much hair this thing waxes off its face every day?
Yes, because full snowboarding attire (including boots) is required to go shopping all day in snowless Aspen…
Who is this and why is he impersonating Johnny Depp?
MOOOOOO!!!
You have to do it in a really high pitched voice and sustain it until people wince.
MmmMmmMmmmmmmmOOOooooooOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooEEEEEEEEEoooooooooooooOOooEoooooooEoEoEoEoEoEoEooooooeh
Living proof that Rupaul can be knocked up… by the Road Warriors from the WWF.
I really hope that Chris Brown beats her to death sooner than later. That way we don’t have to see or hear about either one of them ever again. The stupid cunt will deserve it for getting back with him.
I thought this was Jay-Z.
Oh my heavens! There are CALORIES in this vodka!
The Superficial has decided that this comment should go under this photo, instead of the one it was intended for.
Looks like a damn turtle shell….wtf?
You can certainly see why all those young leggy wanna-be starlets are always draped all over him.
Because he has money…that’s why.
It looks like she is still on the beaten path.
Suppoedly he’s collaborating with Marlee Matlin on a new version of Deaf Comedy Jam.
He cut off his prehensile tail?
MTV circa 1984
Ladies and Gentlemen, Mussolini’s Toe.
“See? This proves I’m Black.”
“…I don’t THINK so.”
Nothing Compares 2 Meth.
Sean.
Combs.
Enough with catering to these self-absorbed assholes.
So I’m seeing ads on WB saying the Arsenio Hall Show is coming back in August.
Maybe the Mayan apocalypse is a slow burn kinda thing rather than one big bang.
You’re still getting “The WB”? What year is it in your world?
Couldn’t lower her eyebrows if you paid her.
Tho in that case, her mother would try like Hell to make it happen.
Penguin reboot?
She still has more air in her head than the doll.
her nipples must be the size of dinner plates.
You say that like it’s a bad thing…