The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.20.13

December 20th, 2013 // 358 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you early because the Internet is consumed with nothing but Duck Dynasty while the rest of us are bagging out of work to finish shopping. Also, if Fish does another post about religious conservatives, I’m pretty sure he’ll swallow his tongue. What we can all agree on, however, is that every single person in this gallery deserves our scorn and cynicism, so let’s get started on that. We’ve got Danica Patrick in the Go Daddy commercial that will be all the porn Alex Rodriguez will ever need for the rest of his life, Camilla Dutchess of Cornwall causing and out-of-body experience, and Matthew Perry taking the failure of yet another sitcom super well.

And by super well, I mean with pills. Pills and booze,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Danica Patrick Muscle Suit Go Daddy Super Bowl Commercial
    tlmck
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    What Bruce Jenner aspires to be.

  2. Gordon Ramsay Drunk Rose Club
    Jenn
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    Something tells me The Rose Club is London’s version of Chateau Marmont.

  3. Stephanie Seymour Son Peter Brandt II Boner Boy Velvet Jacket Designer Jeans
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    Nope, not gay at all.

  4. Billy Ray Cyrus Onstage With Camp Freddy
    Jenn
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    Don’t touch my scarves, my eighty crazy scarves. Ooo hooo!

  5. David Spade Checking Out Young Chick Walking By
    Jenn
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    He’s a dawg. A teacup poodle but still a dawg all the same.

  6. Kelly Osbourne Double Chin Weight Gain Matthew Mosshart
    Jenn
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    Ever notice that when she’s thin Christina Agrila–fuck spelling that last name– is fat, and when Kelly gains weight, Christina is thin again? I think they’ve either got a fat exchange program going on, or Kelly lost her Fat XTina voodoo doll.

  7. Billy Ray Cyrus Onstage With Camp Freddy
    tlmck
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    Trying to outdo Elvis, Billy Ray decided he would throw sweat-soaked scarves into the audience but they all got thrown back.

  8. David Spade Checking Out Young Chick Walking By
    tlmck
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    Poor David. Even the low cost hookers pass him by these days.

  9. Dakota Johnson Butt Tight Jeans Jamie Dornan Fifty Shades Of Grey Set
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    huh, now i’m actually interested to see her ass and vulva on the big screen. power of hollywood.

  10. Hugh Jackman Swimming With Other Man
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    hug…hug…c’mon Hugh, just one hug!

  11. Courtney Love Drunk High Onstage With Camp Freddy
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    It’s a trap!

  12. David Spade Checking Out Young Chick Walking By
    Mr. Virginia Tech
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    This is the Spade’s natural hunting ground. If he senses “rebound” he pounces.

  13. Kelly Osbourne Double Chin Weight Gain Matthew Mosshart
    Mr. Virginia Tech
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    I thought Mama Cass choked on a Ham Sandwich

  14. Camilla Dutchess of Cornwall With Braying Horse London International Horse Show
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    Blucher!!!

  15. Bar Refaeli Lingerie Instagram
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    She’s STILL burping Leo cum

  16. Danica Patrick Muscle Suit Go Daddy Super Bowl Commercial
    martina
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    Whoa … drug test that “woman” now

  17. Baron Hilton Paddleboarding Girlfriend Vanessa DuBasso Butt Bikini
    martina
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    umm ….
    Who is Baron Hilton?

  18. Kris Humphries Boston Childrens Hospital Visit
    martina
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    And to think, that douche bag was once married to America’s Queen Douche Bag. Count your blessings Kris, you were almost dead.

  19. Gordon Ramsay Drunk Rose Club
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    you know it’s good shit when not only your vision get distorted your fucking skull gets distorted…

  20. Danica Patrick Muscle Suit Go Daddy Super Bowl Commercial
    spicy
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    She’s running in the front of the pack – something she never does in a racecar!!

  21. Bar Refaeli Lingerie Instagram
    the AD from every Bar Refaeli shoot
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    be it pink or be it blonde… more hair! cover that mess up!

  22. Danica Patrick Muscle Suit Go Daddy Super Bowl Commercial
    J
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    WTF is that?

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