The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.20.13
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you early because the Internet is consumed with nothing but Duck Dynasty while the rest of us are bagging out of work to finish shopping. Also, if Fish does another post about religious conservatives, I’m pretty sure he’ll swallow his tongue. What we can all agree on, however, is that every single person in this gallery deserves our scorn and cynicism, so let’s get started on that. We’ve got Danica Patrick in the Go Daddy commercial that will be all the porn Alex Rodriguez will ever need for the rest of his life, Camilla Dutchess of Cornwall causing and out-of-body experience, and Matthew Perry taking the failure of yet another sitcom super well.
And by super well, I mean with pills. Pills and booze,
– Photo Boy