The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.2.11

December 2nd, 2011 // 422 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Predator on the move, the most concerned I’ve been about society since the last time I said I was concerned, (Two posts ago? Sounds about right.) Mr. Gwyneth Paltrow wearing a plastic watch!? Oh, heavens, straight to the incinerator with you, young man!

And don’t touch the hand-painted wallpaper! Asshole.

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Khloe Kardashian Butt Tight Jeans
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “I take my sunglasses, and I drink your soul.”

  2. Justin Bieber Jaden Smith Swag Boots Twitter
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    (opens door during house party, turns head yelling)

    “Hey! Alright guys, who the fuck was surfing craiglist for the underage male escorts again? Seriously, not funny!”

  3. Sean Penn
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    That about sums me up at the last office X-mas party

  4. Maria Shriver
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    Hurry Maria! Only 23 more days to steal Christmas!

  5. David Arquette Pink Velour Pants Scarf Hat
    Misana
    Commented on this photo:

    Thought this was Justin Timberlake.

  6. Aaron Carter
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    That guy definitely doesn’t have AIDS.

  7. Avril Lavigne Deryck Whibley Captain Hat
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    THIS GUY NEEDS HIS SERIES OF OWN POSTS IMMEDIATELY ON MONDAY.

    IMMEDIATELY.

  8. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
    Frank Burns
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    Pass

  9. Khloe Kardashian Butt Tight Jeans
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Nothing slows down the shopping. NOTHING.

  10. Justin Bieber Jaden Smith Swag Boots Twitter
    Jeffiner
    Commented on this photo:

    the kid on the right looks like, “please put me out of my misery”.

    • Ravi Sethna Ramalamadingdong

      Shoot em both, there’s no bag limit for douchebags.

    • Sherry G

      The kid on the right lives in LA, where he would never need that outfit, or ever be caught dead in it. The other one is a Canadian, and that’s just his first layer, wait till you see him with his second and third layer of clothes on. Talk about the Michelin Man. It sometimes gets so uber cold in Canada that I wonder just how long does it take them to get dressed in the morning. Just to put on all of those clothes must take two or three hours at least. Luckily, they’re not girls because add in blow dryers and waterproof makeup, and that would add on at least another hour, and you are up to about 3-4 hours.

  11. Joe Jonas
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Totally, right?”

    “I know”

    “I mean, why would you underlayer a leather jacket with a flannel? Hellooooo?”

    “That asshole didnt even see your scarf you already had on. Major FOPA”

    “Major.”

  12. Justin Bieber Jaden Smith Swag Boots Twitter
    Cock Dr
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    Now hitch up the huskies and get rolling.

  13. Khloe Kardashian Butt Tight Jeans
    Commented on this photo:

    The Superficial Presents: Messin’ with the Sasquatch….Christmas edition.

  14. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Backless Dress
    Deacon Jones
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    Put that foot right in my mouth baby

  15. Jessie J Will Smith T Shirt
    Misana
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    She looks like.. Chyna doll or whatever her name is.. the wrestler lady. I think that’s what she was anyways.

  16. Aaron Carter
    celebutard
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s always a word on the backdrop just to the right of the subject’s face saying it all with it’s letters.

  17. Justin Bieber Jaden Smith Swag Boots Twitter
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    Canada eh?

    Almost made it.

  18. Aaron Carter
    Misana
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    He would look a whole lot better with his natural hair colour.

  19. Jessie J Will Smith T Shirt
    Jeffiner
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    she looks like taylor royce from tough love

  20. Clarence Beeks

    Khloe’s ass is much nicer than her sister’s disgusting fat ass. She should show it rather than her face.

  21. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    Definitely Not Influential material.

  22. Alice Eve Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    She was SO hot in She’s Out of My League.

  23. Anne Heche Son Homer
    McSweaty
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    “Homer Heche” Really? Poor kid.

    • karlito

      when he gets older he should sue her for calling him Homer….why not call him Archiebald, Gaylord or Jerome. i mean come on, you obviously wanted other kids to beat the shit out of him when he would go to school.

  24. Avril Lavigne Deryck Whibley Captain Hat
    pdan
    Commented on this photo:

    They’re doing a munchkin-based remake of Gilligan’s Island? SWEET!

  25. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Backless Dress
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    (humm eh na – humm eh na – humm eh na)

  26. Joe Jonas
    McSweaty
    Commented on this photo:

    Did Mr. Bean get plastic surgery?

  27. David Arquette Pink Velour Pants Scarf Hat
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I admire his festive color choices.
    It probably is pretty cold up there in NY NY, so I won’t hate on the scarf.

  28. Justin Bieber Jaden Smith Swag Boots Twitter
    Jen
    Commented on this photo:

    you know. I used to just love Selena. Every time a story/picture comes out like this, it just chips away at my heart.

  29. Sean Penn
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    “Please forgive my clinical absence of joy but maybe I missed what this party was all about.”

  30. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Backless Dress
    Deacon Jones
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    ohhhh!
    You even got the tramp stamp, dont you!
    God I would nut so hard with this chick! You dirty girl, you!

  31. Joe Jonas
    lsk
    Commented on this photo:

    Chris Brown is beating Joe Jonas now?

  32. Molly Ringwald Cleavage Scarf
    Misana
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like a girl I used o play tennis with… not good.

  33. Sean Penn
    Cock Dr
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    What straight woman could resist this fine male specimen?

    • karlito

      he got to bang Scarlett Johannsson. he’s doing a million times better than most of us.

      • Frank Burns

        Nope. Its called “retroactive devaluation”. As soon as he touched her, the rest of us devalued her level of attraction and wondered why we ever thought she was attractive in the first place. Hence, we aren’t impressed that he was able to nail someone who unexpectedly had standards low enough to let that happen.

      • squishy

        So very true!

      • Venom

        I don’t know. She is a hot piece of famous ass to us, to her she is just another chick with boobs and an ass and pussy.
        Fucking her is like us fucking a normal chick, no biggie.

      • Maybe she wouldn’t give him any, hence the briefness of their relationship. Well, probably not. But we can always fantasize.

      • Dali

        that is true, especially with that awful red hair she is sporting these days.

  34. Sean Penn
    Michael D
    Commented on this photo:

    Dude you can break character now, I Am Sam finished up years ago

  35. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Derp derp

  36. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Backless Dress
    lsk
    Commented on this photo:

    I would eat this chick out all day and night

  37. Chris Martin
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Looking for songs to steal…

    • sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.sssssssssss

      been wearing that same shirt for 4 months now

  38. Chris Martin
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    I remember when Swatches were cool.

  39. Anne Heche Son Homer
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s really ‘Homoerotic’ but they call him that so the other kids won’t make fun of him.

  40. David Arquette Pink Velour Pants Scarf Hat
    Venom
    Commented on this photo:

    Are the Doublemint Douchebag Madden brothers really triplets?

  41. Johnny Depp
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    He should be stripped, scrubbed and shaved.
    Only then should the cameras be trained upon him.

  42. Johnny Depp
    Commented on this photo:

    Looking like a sex offender…You’re doing it right!

  43. Justin Bieber Jaden Smith Swag Boots Twitter
    Owen Tupper
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    Matchy matchy looks gayey gayey

  44. Aaron Carter
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m thinking “gay”.
    Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

    • LA Girl

      I don’t think he’s gay. Wasn’t he once engaged to Paris Hilton, oh right…., well maybe he is gay now.
      Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  45. Khloe Kardashian Butt Tight Jeans
    Commented on this photo:

    So does her ass look bigger with 3-D glasses?

  46. Jessie J Will Smith T Shirt
    Commented on this photo:

    Will Smith black microphone response.

  47. Avril Lavigne Deryck Whibley Captain Hat
    Venom
    Commented on this photo:

    How could someone as hot as her ever have had sex with much less be seen with this horrid troll looking creature?

    • She’s Canadian…she doesn’t know any better.

      • karlito

        hey asshole!! she was a cute girl who had low self esteem even when she became famous. he came along and treated her with respect. also sometimes good looking girls like being with ugly men because they are in charge of the relationship. being Canadian is another gift she got besides being good looking and talented. so bite my butt bitch.

      • Hey karlito, there’s this new stuff you can get to help you with your attitude problem. It’s called valium.

    • boner

      She’s retarded. It’s that simple.

      • Wow, I didn’t realize we had Avril’s fucking biographer on the site….Low self esteem, eh? I’d say her self esteem has hit rock fucking bottom since she divorced this douche, fucked Brody Jenner, and went back to Derrick.

  48. Aaron Carter
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    Looks like a gay Twi-hard fan.

  49. David Arquette Pink Velour Pants Scarf Hat
    Commented on this photo:

    Not everybody can pull off a pink ensemble and not look gay.

    I’m still waiting for it to happen.

  50. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Backless Dress
    Owen Tupper
    Commented on this photo:

    Delish. Love for JNL

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