The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.18.15

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that’s extremely light on genuine schadenfreude because we’re zeroing in on a holiday with a Star Wars movie jammed in its center. Which is why you’re getting Kaley Cuoco’s new dick and Kaley Cuoco’s old dick. And also why today’s Final Five isn’t some type of sex worker, but rather, David Tennant in Darth Vader copslay as my salute to both The Force Awakens and his series-making performance on Jessica Jones. “Ginger Cunt!” is the only thing I want on my tombstone and I’m not even a redhead. Someone write that down.

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