The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.16.11

December 16th, 2011 // 441 Comments

Blissfully unaware this was happening on Twitter, weren’t you? Now you’re not. Merry Christmas!

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you early today as Photo Boy and I duck out to prepare for holiday festivities which is not code for Batman and Robin costumes and pine-scented lube. That police report is a liar. In the meantime, enjoy today’s smattering of celebrity random that may or may not be 90% random British chicks with fake breasts.

I know you better than you know yourself,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Sandra Bullock
    Commented on this photo:

    Anybody else remember when “Gleek” was a verb?

  2. Sandra Bullock
    Tad Bit Tipsy
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    Put a spray tan on that and she’s a dead ringer for George Hamilton.

  3. Rose McGowan Tight Face Plastic Surgery
    Terry
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn! But are we really surprised? Her skin type was thin and flawless, so hell of fragile.
    And she is just gong to get more shit done.

  4. Rihanna Butt Bikini
    Terry
    Commented on this photo:

    I said it before, she has maybe two more years before she plays herself out. Then she’ll take to drinking and some drugs and by the time she is 40 she’ll be big as a fucking house.

  5. Matthew Broderick Tuxedo
    Mumbler
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks like the Sausage King of Chicago.

  6. Rose McGowan Tight Face Plastic Surgery
    Xib
    Commented on this photo:

    Elba Ester Gordillo, Look it up

  7. Billy Ray Cyrus Trenchcoat Hat Goatee
    Spleener
    Commented on this photo:

    How cold is it LA? It’s surely not less than 55F yet this clown bag is dressed like he’s visiting the antarctica. He’s wearing fricking leather gloves.

  8. Rose McGowan Tight Face Plastic Surgery
    Becca
    Commented on this photo:

    Octomom got fat.

  9. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini See Through Cover Up
    i love gold
    Commented on this photo:

    uh, that’s a dude.

  10. Chloe Simms Cleavage
    i love gold
    Commented on this photo:

    More random skanks? Don’t you have to be famous to be a celebrity? I’m gonna start selling pics of sluts from the laundrymat.

  11. Matthew Broderick Tuxedo
    fiona
    Commented on this photo:

    “Children of Armenia Fund”? is this Kris Jenner’s newest scam?

  12. Chloe Simms Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    ALSO! If Sacha Baron Cohen were to dress up as porn star for a mockumentary, he/she would look like this.

  13. Charlize Theron See Through Dress
    Coffee
    Commented on this photo:

    “Mirror, mirror… ahhh fuck it, I’m gorgeous”

  14. Dr. Evil

    Math fail spammer. PS: Go die in a gutter

  15. gryphon50

    I actually think she looks amazing here. Everyone would agree if they didn’t know it was her.

  16. Rihanna Butt Bikini
    SlippinX12
    Commented on this photo:

    “What i’mma do bout my legs charlie murphy!!!!”

    • +10000000
      See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and grind my feet on somebody’s couch like it’s something to do? Come on. I got a little more sense then that………
      Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie’s couch.

  17. Charlize Theron See Through Dress
    Flieber
    Commented on this photo:

    I got nothing. The previous commenters have captured the greatness that is CT.

  18. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini See Through Cover Up
    Flieber
    Commented on this photo:

    Who?

  19. Snooki Bikini Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m so glad I missed this crap.

  20. Math Whiz

    122 hours is not a few hours. Math failure.

  21. Snooki Bikini Twitter
    King Diamond
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s still alive?

  22. Maria Shriver No Make Up Wrinked Face
    King Diamond
    Commented on this photo:

    The Emperor has nice hair. He should just use the force to fix that face.

  23. Sandra Bullock
    Noel
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    stupid face aside, i think she looks hot here.

  24. Sandra Bullock
    Pippy Longcockings
    Commented on this photo:

    WTF is that creepy picture behind her?

  25. Amanda Seyfried Mystery Man
    Steelerchick
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s hot !!

  26. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini See Through Cover Up
    sooooooosuperficial
    Commented on this photo:

    Where can I buy that x-ray lens?

  27. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini See Through Cover Up
    Commented on this photo:

    Thong or GTFO.

  28. Snooki Bikini Twitter
    Rebelminion
    Commented on this photo:

    seeing her always leaves me craving pancakes. Hmm.

  29. Matthew Broderick Tuxedo
    Devilsrain
    Commented on this photo:

    Save Ferris

  30. Amy Childs Cleavage
    Bouncy Castle, London, UK
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s one hell of a NipSlip.

  31. Maria Shriver No Make Up Wrinked Face
    arnieblackblack
    Commented on this photo:

    This what you get for feeding a Mogwai after midnight…

  32. Matthew Broderick Tuxedo
    Commented on this photo:

    “Remember that time I killed two people in Ireland? No? Good. So how do you like my suit.”

  33. Jenny McCarthy
    Foaming Solvent
    Commented on this photo:

    Rose McGowan should see Jenny’s plastic surgeon.

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