The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.16.11

December 16th, 2011 // 441 Comments

Blissfully unaware this was happening on Twitter, weren’t you? Now you’re not. Merry Christmas!

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you early today as Photo Boy and I duck out to prepare for holiday festivities which is not code for Batman and Robin costumes and pine-scented lube. That police report is a liar. In the meantime, enjoy today’s smattering of celebrity random that may or may not be 90% random British chicks with fake breasts.

I know you better than you know yourself,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Billy Ray Cyrus Trenchcoat Hat Goatee
    Commented on this photo:

    “Has Miley worn this hat before? Well, sure. She also wore the panties I got on raht now, but I don’t see where that’s any of your business.”

  2. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini See Through Cover Up
    Lynn
    Commented on this photo:

    What is the point?

  3. Matthew Broderick Tuxedo
    Commented on this photo:

    Notice who *wasn’t* invited to the Children of ARMENIA Fund Holiday Gala? Looks like they’re more ashamed of them than we are.

  4. Katie Holmes Suri Cruise
    Commented on this photo:

    “No, honey, we can’t go back to that place. Only Daddy gets to play with penises…Gummi or otherwise.”

  5. Snooki Bikini Twitter
    Jon
    Commented on this photo:

    And thus ended the existence of furry fetishists.

  6. Rose McGowan Tight Face Plastic Surgery
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn’t know Mickey Rourke had a twin sister..

  7. Snooki Bikini Twitter
    Lynn
    Commented on this photo:

    In all honestly, she has the best looking face out of all of the shore girls, which doesn’t say much.

  8. Matthew Broderick Tuxedo
    GuyLeDouche
    Commented on this photo:

    What the well-dressed jockey is wearing these days.

  9. Jenny McCarthy
    Commented on this photo:

    So that’s what happened to Grimace. So sad…

  10. Maria Shriver No Make Up Wrinked Face
    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    arnold traded up

  11. Snooki Bikini Twitter
    Gazpacho
    Commented on this photo:

    I feel funny…down there.

  12. Rihanna Butt Bikini
    Snides
    Commented on this photo:

    At the kennel this is called “presenting”.

  13. Rihanna Butt Bikini
    GuyLeDouche
    Commented on this photo:

    Senorita, the senor…he has gone.

  14. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini See Through Cover Up
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    “I can’t quite see what that store is, maybe if I arch my back and stick out my ass….oh, it’s a Kinney Shoes”

  15. Maria Shriver No Make Up Wrinked Face
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    Watch as her face tries to escape from her body.

  16. Chloe Simms Cleavage
    Beltliner
    Commented on this photo:

    …she has teeth?

  17. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini See Through Cover Up
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey, I worked damn hard to get this body, and I’m not going to stop showing it off. Ever.”

    • BE

      After the crappy placement of the “decoration,” the horrible seam affect, the fact that the bottom cannot hang straight and the horrible black zipper in the back, who notices or cares about her body.

      Too busy pointing and laughing – to notice that she even has a body…

  18. Amanda Seyfried Mystery Man
    dd
    Commented on this photo:

    God Dammit Amanda! I told you to put the sixer of PBR in the cooler now Im going have to go back there and shotgun them all.

  19. Chloe Simms Cleavage
    Snides
    Commented on this photo:

    “Where’s the beef?” Oh, never mind.

  20. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini See Through Cover Up
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    Space prostitute.

  21. Amanda Seyfried Mystery Man
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    Damn Amanda, I have to actually turn my head around to check the back seat when I get in the car.

  22. Snooki Bikini Twitter
    Dan
    Commented on this photo:

    WOW. I cannot believe how much she has changed. I wouldn’t rate her yummy, but she looks really, really good.

  23. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini See Through Cover Up
    your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    Bringing klassy as fuck to a whole new level.

  24. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini See Through Cover Up
    your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    I think we found Courtney Stodden’s role model…

  25. Charlize Theron See Through Dress
    brit
    Commented on this photo:

    still – and always will be – gorgeous

  26. Snooki Bikini Twitter
    frcrkr
    Commented on this photo:

    Fuck. My world is spinning and “What happened?” is raging through my mind.

  27. Matthew Broderick Tuxedo
    Commented on this photo:

    You’re still here? It’s over. Go home. Go.

  28. Katie Holmes Suri Cruise
    Commented on this photo:

    Something tells me that this cute little girl can levitate things and projectile vomit. She is beginning to look disturbed.

  29. Maria Shriver No Make Up Wrinked Face
    Commented on this photo:

    She must be eating her feelings; she’s almost a normal weight.

  30. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini See Through Cover Up
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    She spent money on a dress that does not in any way function in the manner a dress is supposed to – whaddya think, $350?

    • cc

      Depends, if you have the Club Card at Srippers ‘R Us, it’s $249.99.

    • BE

      Nope.

      It’s skin tight and still doesn’t fit at all.
      My bet would be $39.99 at some craft booth in coconut beach. Some idiot who knows nothing about clothing sewed this mess – that’s why the back is 3 inches higher than the front. Any designer that knows clothes, understands that people have butts. Not to mention the attractive bunching under the armpits.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      It acts as a spooge-guard, so that’s one function it serves.

  31. Rose McGowan Tight Face Plastic Surgery
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    Wow.

  32. Rose McGowan Tight Face Plastic Surgery
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope she still has the machine gun leg.

  33. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini See Through Cover Up
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    Lemme guess… She’s on her way to her ‘How to Accessorize While Welding’ class.

  34. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini See Through Cover Up
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, yes, that. And that and that and that. But at least she carries her phone in her purse.

  35. Hilary Duff Butt Pregnant Belly Sweatpants
    TyroneBiggums
    Commented on this photo:

    “Porking Lizzie McGuire, Part 2.”

  36. Jenny McCarthy
    TyroneBiggums
    Commented on this photo:

    I was in love with her as a teenager, and I still would give her an injection.

  37. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini See Through Cover Up
    Commented on this photo:

    I would have bought these were candids until right … here.

  38. Rose McGowan Tight Face Plastic Surgery
    pretty vacant
    Commented on this photo:

    rose mcgowan leaving downtown la office of famed plastic surgeons dr howard, dr fine & dr howard.

  39. Snooki Bikini Twitter
    alliwmcer
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it me or does it look like there is no bottom to the swimsuit?! I think this might be photoshopped a little.

  40. Charlize Theron See Through Dress
    thin lizzie
    Commented on this photo:

    yum

  41. Snooki Bikini Twitter
    chopped75_xl
    Commented on this photo:

    You can dress up a pig, but it’s still a pig!!

  42. Maria Shriver No Make Up Wrinked Face
    Snarf
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks a lot like Arnold.

  43. Amanda Seyfried Mystery Man
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    “It’s okay, I can talk to you and drive at the same time.”

  44. Matthew Broderick Tuxedo
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just glad to-oh, it IS a carrot. For you wife, you say? Carry on!

  45. Maria Shriver No Make Up Wrinked Face
    Contusion
    Commented on this photo:

    Finally a new sequel: Weekend at Maria’s

  46. Rihanna Butt Bikini
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    white microphone WIN.

  47. Maria Shriver No Make Up Wrinked Face
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s evaluating the size of the photographer’s skull for her trophy case.

  48. Amy Childs Cleavage
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    Two turned titties and a microphone.

  49. Amy Childs Cleavage
    skunk
    Commented on this photo:

    titty bitch

  50. Snooki Bikini Twitter
    Venom
    Commented on this photo:

    It shames me to say that looking how she has lately, I would bang her.

    /Goes to make myself a strong drink now.

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