Blissfully unaware this was happening on Twitter, weren’t you? Now you’re not. Merry Christmas!
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you early today as Photo Boy and I duck out to prepare for holiday festivities which is not code for Batman and Robin costumes and pine-scented lube. That police report is a liar. In the meantime, enjoy today’s smattering of celebrity random that may or may not be 90% random British chicks with fake breasts.
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“Has Miley worn this hat before? Well, sure. She also wore the panties I got on raht now, but I don’t see where that’s any of your business.”
What is the point?
Notice who *wasn’t* invited to the Children of ARMENIA Fund Holiday Gala? Looks like they’re more ashamed of them than we are.
As an Armenian, I can confirm that
“No, honey, we can’t go back to that place. Only Daddy gets to play with penises…Gummi or otherwise.”
And thus ended the existence of furry fetishists.
I didn’t know Mickey Rourke had a twin sister..
+1
In all honestly, she has the best looking face out of all of the shore girls, which doesn’t say much.
What the well-dressed jockey is wearing these days.
So that’s what happened to Grimace. So sad…
arnold traded up
I feel funny…down there.
At the kennel this is called “presenting”.
[snort]
Senorita, the senor…he has gone.
“I can’t quite see what that store is, maybe if I arch my back and stick out my ass….oh, it’s a Kinney Shoes”
Excellent.
Watch as her face tries to escape from her body.
…she has teeth?
“Hey, I worked damn hard to get this body, and I’m not going to stop showing it off. Ever.”
After the crappy placement of the “decoration,” the horrible seam affect, the fact that the bottom cannot hang straight and the horrible black zipper in the back, who notices or cares about her body.
Too busy pointing and laughing – to notice that she even has a body…
God Dammit Amanda! I told you to put the sixer of PBR in the cooler now Im going have to go back there and shotgun them all.
“Where’s the beef?” Oh, never mind.
Space prostitute.
Damn Amanda, I have to actually turn my head around to check the back seat when I get in the car.
WOW. I cannot believe how much she has changed. I wouldn’t rate her yummy, but she looks really, really good.
Bringing klassy as fuck to a whole new level.
I think we found Courtney Stodden’s role model…
still – and always will be – gorgeous
Hot dayam. She’s perfect.
Fuck. My world is spinning and “What happened?” is raging through my mind.
You’re still here? It’s over. Go home. Go.
Something tells me that this cute little girl can levitate things and projectile vomit. She is beginning to look disturbed.
She must be eating her feelings; she’s almost a normal weight.
She spent money on a dress that does not in any way function in the manner a dress is supposed to – whaddya think, $350?
Depends, if you have the Club Card at Srippers ‘R Us, it’s $249.99.
Nope.
It’s skin tight and still doesn’t fit at all.
My bet would be $39.99 at some craft booth in coconut beach. Some idiot who knows nothing about clothing sewed this mess – that’s why the back is 3 inches higher than the front. Any designer that knows clothes, understands that people have butts. Not to mention the attractive bunching under the armpits.
It acts as a spooge-guard, so that’s one function it serves.
Wow.
I hope she still has the machine gun leg.
Yeah that would be the only thing going for her right now.
Lemme guess… She’s on her way to her ‘How to Accessorize While Welding’ class.
Well, yes, that. And that and that and that. But at least she carries her phone in her purse.
“Porking Lizzie McGuire, Part 2.”
I was in love with her as a teenager, and I still would give her an injection.
That’s a poor choice of words where Jenny McCarthy is concerned.
LOL!
I would have bought these were candids until right … here.
rose mcgowan leaving downtown la office of famed plastic surgeons dr howard, dr fine & dr howard.
NICE.
Is it me or does it look like there is no bottom to the swimsuit?! I think this might be photoshopped a little.
Yep, definitely looks photoshopped…
That’s what I was observing!
Definitely no bottom! Unless this is just an easy-access “bikini”
Not only the bikini… Look at her right leg!!! It’s ridiculously so tiny… Bad photoshopped as well…
if you look behind her thumb/hand she has on her waist, you can see skin/her butt? so maybe she’s at a really weird angle to where the leg that looks skinny is actually her calf, not her thigh…
Photoshop’s not out of the question, but I think it’s just the perspective (and maybe lens) making her legs look small.
yum
You can dress up a pig, but it’s still a pig!!
She looks a lot like Arnold.
“It’s okay, I can talk to you and drive at the same time.”
Ha!
I have waited for hours and no one could top your comment. You win.
Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just glad to-oh, it IS a carrot. For you wife, you say? Carry on!
Finally a new sequel: Weekend at Maria’s
white microphone WIN.
She’s evaluating the size of the photographer’s skull for her trophy case.
Two turned titties and a microphone.
titty bitch
It shames me to say that looking how she has lately, I would bang her.
/Goes to make myself a strong drink now.