Blissfully unaware this was happening on Twitter, weren’t you? Now you’re not. Merry Christmas!
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you early today as Photo Boy and I duck out to prepare for holiday festivities which is not code for Batman and Robin costumes and pine-scented lube. That police report is a liar. In the meantime, enjoy today’s smattering of celebrity random that may or may not be 90% random British chicks with fake breasts.
I know you better than you know yourself,
- The Superficial