The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.16.11

Blissfully unaware this was happening on Twitter, weren’t you? Now you’re not. Merry Christmas!

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you early today as Photo Boy and I duck out to prepare for holiday festivities which is not code for Batman and Robin costumes and pine-scented lube. That police report is a liar. In the meantime, enjoy today’s smattering of celebrity random that may or may not be 90% random British chicks with fake breasts.

I know you better than you know yourself,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN