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Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you early today as Photo Boy and I duck out to prepare for holiday festivities which is not code for Batman and Robin costumes and pine-scented lube. That police report is a liar. In the meantime, enjoy today’s smattering of celebrity random that may or may not be 90% random British chicks with fake breasts.
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Jokes on you Snooki. I’ve already got herpes so let’s do this.
WTF? Did Suri find her Pause button?
The subtle elegance of the outfit combined with the demure cosmetics make this look a winner.
I can only wonder what stilettoed monstrosities she had on down below.
She comes from a factory where they make cut rate copies of Kelly Brook.
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Sunglasses are yer friends.
…unless the reason for looking like that is because of the plastic surgery required from sunglasses that smashed into her face..
No way, the plastic surgery she got after that accident was awesome. Look at photos from around that time, she was seriously hot.
This plastic surgery is mostly around her mouth…
I’d hire him to solve the case of why his daughter’s tits are so big now. Naturally, I would have to inspect the evidence.
OMG she has a dress on. It must be grocery shopping day.
Or someone else’s pleasing-company-shopping day.
Interesting.
missed like the crap my dog took on the curb last monday of september 2006.
nice shoes, courtney stodden.
so, she skinned khloe?
I hope this was the only picture *crosses fingers*
if she doesn’t have her boobs out, I don’t care.
“No, sweetie. Even though it’s a tall as your daddy it’s not your daddy”
You grab the wheel while I finger myself.
Horse breath.
I know Daniel Craig wanted out eventually, but making Bond an effeminate equine enthusiast was completely the opposite direction.
She tries hard and has an epic backside.
IMO that she has breast implants is really quite a shame.
TGIF
needs more face tattoos. :\
Finally! My wardrobe robot experiment is showing results!! MUAWAHAHAHAHAHHA
Don’t worry honey, I’ll keep an eye on that Hasidic Jew over there.
Who actually wants to actually see this trash? Seriously people. Stop giving her attention.
What the hell is Snooki up to, trying to look fuckable and all? I find it totally unfair that a woman who once made my stomach turn is now making my pee pee tingle.
So does she.
If you look like that, you should be driving a minivan, and nothing else.
Put the fuckin’ tea cozy back on.
I must admit he’s looking fashionable. Without the caption I would never have guessed that this is a picture of an inbred, mouth-breathing hillbilly.
“Has anyone seen my horse?”
+1
If she wants to one up Sofia, she’s going to have to lose the underwear. Failing that, I am not interested.
Young Jocelyn Wildstein
I thought rented tuxes only had fake pockets.
It will tingle a lot worse afterwards.
Bwahahahaha
Your saying that made it tingle all the more, to the point that I’m spent. So never mind, Snooki. (I’m just kidding. I’d still fuck you until your eyes crossed.)
she looks like a jackson, f’sure.
I’m grateful that this picture has been posted. Now if the Broderick-Jessica-Parker clan invite me over for the holidays, I need only buy Matthew a comb as a gift.
Michael Lives!!!! (But he’s in drag?)
“Miss, these toys are under cooked.”
Fuck, I hate myself for saying this, but I’d put my penis in that.
Keep in mind though, I’m desperate.
right now i would definitely hit that also.
Same here. I would put your penis in that, too, but not my own.
this is the best blog ever
“HELP — I’ve fallen and don’t want to get up.”
She reminds me of a watering hole that has been tainted so no one else can drink out of it.
Between her teeth, her tits, and her tummy, she’s sticking out all over. Wonder what her ass looks like…
Can you say, “AMAZON”?
What a body though, sheesh!
Have to admit, tackiness not withstanding, I’d be in my glory if I had a chance to bang that.
Christ Starfire, what happened in the reboot?
Starfire? What the fuck did the DC reboot do to you?!
I just though of a great place to stash cellphones.
I’ve never really had a thing for women on the nest, but I believe in her case I wouldn’t be able to keep my hands (etc.) off her.
Can this technically be called a bikini? Ladies…your input, please?
it’s called a cut out bikini.
Monokini
No relation to mononucleosis, I hope.
Monokini (Lynn is wrong and therefore dumb.)
Not to be too complimentary to any member of the Cyrus family, but I coulda sworn that was a mildly hungover Brad Pitt.
Rich white trash dad leads a double life as a local police detective and no one is the wiser. I am about as confused as Billy Ray here as to why Disney didn’t pick up the pilot.
She needs to fix that horse teeth over bite. I’m sorry but even with her huge tits the teeth were the first thing I noticed.
She just had her teeth “fixed” apparently. Veneers.
Questions, questions, questions:
1. Are we sure this is really Rose McGowan?
2. Is her body still as hot as it used to be?
and most importantly…
3. What the fuck happened?
1. yeah this is her
2.it’s still hot
3.she had sex with some artist named Randel(and not the poster Randall who comes on here.).
3. Car accident messed her face up……..she had to have plastic surgery.
I always found her smoking hot in “The Doom Generation.”
I’m sorry about her accident and that it damaged her kisser. But I do get some weird satisfaction (in her favor) that her face isn’t the result of vanity gone berserk!
I’m not a dictor but I’m pretty sure a 4y/o cut under an eye doesnt explode your face.
“They’re not kid gloves, Mr. Valiant. This is how we handle things down in Hicktown. I would think you of all people would appreciate that.”