The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.16.11

December 16th, 2011 // 441 Comments

Blissfully unaware this was happening on Twitter, weren’t you? Now you’re not. Merry Christmas!

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you early today as Photo Boy and I duck out to prepare for holiday festivities which is not code for Batman and Robin costumes and pine-scented lube. That police report is a liar. In the meantime, enjoy today’s smattering of celebrity random that may or may not be 90% random British chicks with fake breasts.

I know you better than you know yourself,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Snooki Bikini Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    Jokes on you Snooki. I’ve already got herpes so let’s do this.

  2. Katie Holmes Suri Cruise
    Commented on this photo:

    WTF? Did Suri find her Pause button?

  3. Chloe Simms Cleavage
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    The subtle elegance of the outfit combined with the demure cosmetics make this look a winner.
    I can only wonder what stilettoed monstrosities she had on down below.

  4. Rose McGowan Tight Face Plastic Surgery
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Sunglasses are yer friends.

    • …unless the reason for looking like that is because of the plastic surgery required from sunglasses that smashed into her face..

      • Nahnono

        No way, the plastic surgery she got after that accident was awesome. Look at photos from around that time, she was seriously hot.

        This plastic surgery is mostly around her mouth…

  5. Billy Ray Cyrus Trenchcoat Hat Goatee
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d hire him to solve the case of why his daughter’s tits are so big now. Naturally, I would have to inspect the evidence.

  6. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini See Through Cover Up
    Cock Dr
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    OMG she has a dress on. It must be grocery shopping day.

  7. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini See Through Cover Up
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Interesting.

  8. pretty vacant

    missed like the crap my dog took on the curb last monday of september 2006.

  9. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini See Through Cover Up
    stratacat
    Commented on this photo:

    nice shoes, courtney stodden.

  10. r

    so, she skinned khloe?

  11. Snooki Bikini Twitter
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope this was the only picture *crosses fingers*

  12. Jenny McCarthy
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    if she doesn’t have her boobs out, I don’t care.

  13. Katie Holmes Suri Cruise
    bdog821
    Commented on this photo:

    “No, sweetie. Even though it’s a tall as your daddy it’s not your daddy”

  14. Amanda Seyfried Mystery Man
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    You grab the wheel while I finger myself.

  15. Matthew Broderick Tuxedo
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Horse breath.

  16. Matthew Broderick Tuxedo
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    I know Daniel Craig wanted out eventually, but making Bond an effeminate equine enthusiast was completely the opposite direction.

  17. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini See Through Cover Up
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She tries hard and has an epic backside.
    IMO that she has breast implants is really quite a shame.
    TGIF

  18. Sandra Bullock
    pretty vacant
    Commented on this photo:

    needs more face tattoos. :\

  19. Amy Childs Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Finally! My wardrobe robot experiment is showing results!! MUAWAHAHAHAHAHHA

  20. Katie Holmes Suri Cruise
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t worry honey, I’ll keep an eye on that Hasidic Jew over there.

  21. AJ

    Who actually wants to actually see this trash? Seriously people. Stop giving her attention.

  22. Snooki Bikini Twitter
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    What the hell is Snooki up to, trying to look fuckable and all? I find it totally unfair that a woman who once made my stomach turn is now making my pee pee tingle.

  23. Amy Childs Cleavage
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    So does she.

  24. Hilary Duff Butt Pregnant Belly Sweatpants
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    If you look like that, you should be driving a minivan, and nothing else.

  25. Sandra Bullock
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Put the fuckin’ tea cozy back on.

  26. Billy Ray Cyrus Trenchcoat Hat Goatee
    Commented on this photo:

    I must admit he’s looking fashionable. Without the caption I would never have guessed that this is a picture of an inbred, mouth-breathing hillbilly.

  27. Matthew Broderick Tuxedo
    rican
    Commented on this photo:

    “Has anyone seen my horse?”

  28. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini See Through Cover Up
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    If she wants to one up Sofia, she’s going to have to lose the underwear. Failing that, I am not interested.

  29. Rose McGowan Tight Face Plastic Surgery
    rican
    Commented on this photo:

    Young Jocelyn Wildstein

  30. Matthew Broderick Tuxedo
    Chinto
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought rented tuxes only had fake pockets.

  31. Snooki Bikini Twitter
    toon
    Commented on this photo:

    It will tingle a lot worse afterwards.

  32. Rose McGowan Tight Face Plastic Surgery
    eyeeeeee
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks like a jackson, f’sure.

  33. Matthew Broderick Tuxedo
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m grateful that this picture has been posted. Now if the Broderick-Jessica-Parker clan invite me over for the holidays, I need only buy Matthew a comb as a gift.

  34. Rose McGowan Tight Face Plastic Surgery
    Michael D
    Commented on this photo:

    Michael Lives!!!! (But he’s in drag?)

  35. Katie Holmes Suri Cruise
    Commented on this photo:

    “Miss, these toys are under cooked.”

  36. Snooki Bikini Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    Fuck, I hate myself for saying this, but I’d put my penis in that.

    Keep in mind though, I’m desperate.

  37. Rihanna Butt Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    “HELP — I’ve fallen and don’t want to get up.”

  38. Maria Shriver No Make Up Wrinked Face
    Commented on this photo:

    She reminds me of a watering hole that has been tainted so no one else can drink out of it.

  39. Chloe Simms Cleavage
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    Between her teeth, her tits, and her tummy, she’s sticking out all over. Wonder what her ass looks like…

  40. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini See Through Cover Up
    LegMan
    Commented on this photo:

    Can you say, “AMAZON”?

    What a body though, sheesh!

  41. Snooki Bikini Twitter
    404mage
    Commented on this photo:

    Christ Starfire, what happened in the reboot?

  42. Snooki Bikini Twitter
    404mage
    Commented on this photo:

    Starfire? What the fuck did the DC reboot do to you?!

  43. Amy Childs Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    I just though of a great place to stash cellphones.

  44. Hilary Duff Butt Pregnant Belly Sweatpants
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve never really had a thing for women on the nest, but I believe in her case I wouldn’t be able to keep my hands (etc.) off her.

  45. Snooki Bikini Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    Can this technically be called a bikini? Ladies…your input, please?

  46. Billy Ray Cyrus Trenchcoat Hat Goatee
    Alison
    Commented on this photo:

    Not to be too complimentary to any member of the Cyrus family, but I coulda sworn that was a mildly hungover Brad Pitt.

  47. Billy Ray Cyrus Trenchcoat Hat Goatee
    Commented on this photo:

    Rich white trash dad leads a double life as a local police detective and no one is the wiser. I am about as confused as Billy Ray here as to why Disney didn’t pick up the pilot.

  48. Chloe Simms Cleavage
    Lynn
    Commented on this photo:

    She needs to fix that horse teeth over bite. I’m sorry but even with her huge tits the teeth were the first thing I noticed.

  49. Rose McGowan Tight Face Plastic Surgery
    Commented on this photo:

    Questions, questions, questions:

    1. Are we sure this is really Rose McGowan?
    2. Is her body still as hot as it used to be?
    and most importantly…
    3. What the fuck happened?

    • EmmaWatson's Vagina

      1. yeah this is her
      2.it’s still hot
      3.she had sex with some artist named Randel(and not the poster Randall who comes on here.).

    • TyroneBiggums

      3. Car accident messed her face up……..she had to have plastic surgery.

      I always found her smoking hot in “The Doom Generation.”

  50. Billy Ray Cyrus Trenchcoat Hat Goatee
    Commented on this photo:

    “They’re not kid gloves, Mr. Valiant. This is how we handle things down in Hicktown. I would think you of all people would appreciate that.”

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