Blissfully unaware this was happening on Twitter, weren’t you? Now you’re not. Merry Christmas!
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you early today as Photo Boy and I duck out to prepare for holiday festivities which is not code for Batman and Robin costumes and pine-scented lube. That police report is a liar. In the meantime, enjoy today’s smattering of celebrity random that may or may not be 90% random British chicks with fake breasts.
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Also known as “ewok chic.”
Snarf Snarf!
Dear spammer: please eat a full bag of shit & die.
quoting Dr. Frankenstein “It’s Alive!!!!!”
She really does look liek Snarf this time! First thing I thought. But she had lost weight and is in better shape, so good for her. Too bad she’s pretty trashy.
So then I told Miley, “Don’t worry, go ahead and take off that bra for daddy! If I ever learned anything from a negro, it’s that black leather gloves can get me an acquittal!”
“I have to drive like this because, like a fish, my eyes are so far apart that I can only see out of the sides of my head.”
Her motorcycle has a sidecar, JUST for one of her eyes.
YES I LIKE
Also known as “lost much weight, now fuckable” in ewokanese.
I hit it.
i’d let her jerk me off.
i bet she has small hands, my dick would look huge…
You could slick her hair back in the shower and she would look like a 12 year old boy.
I’d let her jerk me off too, but I’d still insist on coming on in her mouth.
Oooo, Jay, wha happened to mi chichis?!
Poor, Suri. Mama’s got her Scientology eyes. It’s gonna be another night meditating in the lava capsule.
She’s developing her dad’s Scientology nose too.
Nose like Tom? You mean with balls draped over it?
Ha ha! That’s horrible…
I didn’t know Sears still had photo studios!
Damn, RuPaul looks good for 51!
she always wears the same costume. that thing must smell to high hell. i’m surprised the crotch hasn’t fallen apart.
i was thinking the same thing
someday some web genius is going to bring us scratch and sniff web sites and we will all be so sorry
Go-Go-Gadget-Fail!
Zing!
Dude: “Okay, I’ll looked for that half-smoked roach, but just remember to keep ONE eye on the road, mmmkay?”
“So then I told the cosmetic dentist, ‘This bigger the better!’ You see, that philosophy has really gotten me far in life. I even have it tattooed on my lower back.”
Her body is both sickening and strangely arousing…like putting a nice pair or tits on a manatee or something. Regardless I would fuck her till she blacked out and then some more.
Thanks for sharing….not
You know I think she’s made a real effort- She’s obviously lost a lot of weight, at least in this pic she looks like she has, & over all even her face looks quite acceptable.
So YES I will agree – I too would have relations with her & I think I would even take to the next level, the ANAL level…. Ooooooh!
what about the mouth that resembles a reptilian beak?
I hope they have a penicillin dispenser in restroom, because I’d drunkenly tap it.
Sad… just sad… (shudders)
she’s definitely had plastic surgery and they screwed up. now she looks like Latoya Jackson…that’s sad!!
Rose was in a car accident in 2007 wherein she sustained severe injuries caused by her sunglasses being driven into her face. The sunglasses sliced her under one of her eyes. She discovered she was injured only after puttiing her hand to her face, feeling that there was a flap of skin. A plastic surgeon was necessary.
This is why she looks so different.
Yeah… but they still screwed up.
The surgery she had in 2008 was totally different – she got her eye fixed but also had a bit of a refresher because she looked way hot afterwards, it was really good plastic surgery. Obviously she’s gone in for a tune-up and failed – if you look closely it’s mostly her mouth area that really fucks up her face.
Nah Colin, you’re just an idiot that doesn’t understand the power of makeup.
Ok, but what is her mouths excuse?
her mouth makes that shape when she sees her flap-sewn eyes
Poor Rose. I recoiled just from looking at the thumbnail.
Oopsie. It looks like she’s revealing a little too much shirt.
I think this is what a life-sized teddy bear would look like if it decided to get a sex change.
Proof that you can dress up a hillbilly, but you still can’t take him out.
“Opposite Day! I’ll play with the puppy and you drink Mommy’s gimlet!”
Suri: Oh, Mommy ALWAYS looks like that when she gets an incoming transmission from Xenu. Isn’t that right, Mommy? *sluurp!*
Katie: Gaaaahhh!
You know they must be V.I.P.s if they’re on The Big Giant Head’s speed dial.
HAHA.
Quack!
She has “old woman” neck just like Demi
really?? I bet you’re a real catch
Aw, Bless, Jess.
Someone else who was re-directed to this site by mistake.
May I suggest People.com, or even the Duggar’s site as something more to your sensibilities? I hear they have lovely pictures there.
In the meantime, you could always hide yours with scarves, “fancy foulards”, pashminas, turtlenecks and even a cowl-neck (or two).
Hope your journey to the acceptance of your “old woman” neck is a swift and relatively painless one.
Again, Bless.
let me guess…. gay?
And another real catch
“Hey Dr. Wakefield!! I’ve got those naked pictures of Evan that you asked for in my purse!”
Overcast, early morning light can be sooo unflattering…
What Not to Look Like–Wednesdays next Spring!
It’s hypertiger!
See, even the most beautiful of linebackers can pull off the one-shoulder look when done correctly.
Walk of Shame
Make that: “Walk of No Shame”.
Well, looks like she’s got the ‘Extremely Loud’ role in that movie.
She looks like an intergalactic 30 year old version of Shauna Sand.
“You’re right from this angleit does look like its smilling”
“Gotta pull the dress down… I’d hate to ‘flash’ anything!”
How very ……colorful. Very much in the spirit of the holiday season. She’s like a demented treetop ornament.
Unkempt, ill-fitting tux, awkward pose…way to put the gay in gala, Matt
Damn I’d love to squirt in that!
Sure – squirt some gasoline and strike the match
Nice gunt.
“Sure I’ll do the photo shoot shirtless. When does Miley get here?”
I picked up those same glasses from Home Depot for 4.99.
That’s the look of a man praying for the sweet release of death.
That’s what I thought. Shame too, he used to be a really good actor.
“As soon as he’s out of sight, we run like hell honey. Remember, your new name is Rebecca.”
They need to change the name of the magazine to “Skank” now
“wait ’til they get a load ‘a me”
You win. Awesome.
I don’t blame Arnold. I imagine her entire vag feels like a cat tongue.
You don’t like having your wood sanded?
Counting the days when her looks will faid so we won’t have to see anymore of her dumb gunt.
Here’s hoping we are below 4 digits.
“faid’? Is that some sort of alternate spelling? The only reason I ask is that occasionally I worry that stupidity can be spread thru the internet.
*through
I guess it does… (slits throut) lol
Good thing the stripes are there or else we’d see her junk hanging down
She knows how to sell her crappy pop songs.
Revenge of the Ewoks!
At least put “Spoiler alert” up if you’re going to post the winners of RuPauls Drag race. Now what the fuck am I watching on Netflix this weekend?
Actually that’s the look of a man who’s had to steer a horse-drawn carriage for a good part of his life…