The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.14.12

December 14th, 2012 // 316 Comments

“I see celebrity vagina every day down here. NBD.”

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which is one of the smaller galleries we’ve had in a while. Personally, I blame Anne Hathaway‘s vagina for scaring the celebs into their best behavior and not at all because of the nightmare I’ve been having where it shaves my head and insults me in a terrible British accent. Anyway, we did find Hugh Jackman trying to get a little handsy with Russell Crowe, as well as Kirsten Dunst showing the least possible amount of cleavage rendering her dead to me, and finally, Jared Leto who just couldn’t possibly afford the nail polish remover needed to fully shed the wardrobe for that transvestite character he’s playing. I mean that shit’s like, what, a hundred grand a bottle or something, right?

No way your weekend plans are better than what these two have lined up, but try to enjoy it anyway,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Claudia Galanti Booty Shorts Sports Bra
    liahra
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    not impressed.

  2. Peter Dinklage Bubble Coat Hoodie Walking Dog
    yep
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    That’s one attractive little man.

  3. Shauna Sand Tight Minidress Laurent Homburger
    edamame
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    Candy canes are now ruined for everyone.

  4. Mickey Rourke Bandana Denim Outfit
    edamame
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    Garanimals for adults?

  5. Jenna Bush Hager Pregnant Cleavage UNICEF Next Generation 3rd Annual Masquerade Ball
    zomgbie
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    she has dubya face.
    im scared.

  6. Mickey Rourke Bandana Denim Outfit
    zomgbie
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    81/2 weeks 2: electwink boogaloo.

  7. Alexis Bledel Bright Blue Eyes 22nd Annual Beat The Odds Awards
    har
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    One of my fave Latin women

  8. Peter Dinklage Bubble Coat Hoodie Walking Dog
    Amazed
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    who’s walking who ?

  9. Peter Dinklage Bubble Coat Hoodie Walking Dog
    Suckit
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    Its Miles Fynch

  10. Shauna Sand Tight Minidress Laurent Homburger
    skunk
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    that guy is prettier than her

  11. Jay Leno Hugh Jackman Hollywood Walk Of Fame Ceremony
    kaylia
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    sthuffering sthucotasth

  12. Alexis Bledel Bright Blue Eyes 22nd Annual Beat The Odds Awards
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    Me: “My God, it’s so beautiful!”
    Indie: “Look away! Don’t look at the eyes!”
    Me:”So beeauuuaaaararrgggh” (face melts)

  13. Jared Leto Wearing Nail Polish LAX
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    My 30 Seconds to Mars albums sound all creepy now…

  14. Tom Cruise Laughing With Female Fan Jack Reacher Premiere Madrid
    rubbydubby
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    His dick is probably the size of his pinky.

  15. Peter Dinklage Bubble Coat Hoodie Walking Dog
    Burt
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    Amazing actor. Love his work.

  16. Jay Leno Hugh Jackman Hollywood Walk Of Fame Ceremony
    Holy Sam Hill
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    I’m really excited to see his take on Little Face in the new Dick Tracy.

  17. Jared Leto Wearing Nail Polish LAX
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    Wow. Demi has really let herself go to shit.

  18. Claudia Galanti Booty Shorts Sports Bra
    martian
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    she’a mother of two. can you believe it? a milf!

  19. Jay Leno Hugh Jackman Hollywood Walk Of Fame Ceremony
    Brett Ratner's sweaty ass hair
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    Picture the smell of his breath.

    Oh and while your at it. Picture him naked with that exact look on his face.

  20. Alexis Bledel Bright Blue Eyes 22nd Annual Beat The Odds Awards
    Lerxt
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    I love Rory!

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