“I see celebrity vagina every day down here. NBD.”
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which is one of the smaller galleries we’ve had in a while. Personally, I blame Anne Hathaway‘s vagina for scaring the celebs into their best behavior and not at all because of the nightmare I’ve been having where it shaves my head and insults me in a terrible British accent. Anyway, we did find Hugh Jackman trying to get a little handsy with Russell Crowe, as well as Kirsten Dunst showing the least possible amount of cleavage rendering her dead to me, and finally, Jared Leto who just couldn’t possibly afford the nail polish remover needed to fully shed the wardrobe for that transvestite character he’s playing. I mean that shit’s like, what, a hundred grand a bottle or something, right?
No way your weekend plans are better than what these two have lined up, but try to enjoy it anyway,
- Photo Boy
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not impressed.
That’s one attractive little man.
Candy canes are now ruined for everyone.
Garanimals for adults?
she has dubya face.
im scared.
81/2 weeks 2: electwink boogaloo.
One of my fave Latin women
who’s walking who ?
Its Miles Fynch
that guy is prettier than her
sthuffering sthucotasth
Me: “My God, it’s so beautiful!”
Indie: “Look away! Don’t look at the eyes!”
Me:”So beeauuuaaaararrgggh” (face melts)
My 30 Seconds to Mars albums sound all creepy now…
His dick is probably the size of his pinky.
Amazing actor. Love his work.
I’m really excited to see his take on Little Face in the new Dick Tracy.
Wow. Demi has really let herself go to shit.
she’a mother of two. can you believe it? a milf!
Picture the smell of his breath.
Oh and while your at it. Picture him naked with that exact look on his face.
I love Rory!