The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.14.12

December 14th, 2012 // 316 Comments

“I see celebrity vagina every day down here. NBD.”

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which is one of the smaller galleries we’ve had in a while. Personally, I blame Anne Hathaway‘s vagina for scaring the celebs into their best behavior and not at all because of the nightmare I’ve been having where it shaves my head and insults me in a terrible British accent. Anyway, we did find Hugh Jackman trying to get a little handsy with Russell Crowe, as well as Kirsten Dunst showing the least possible amount of cleavage rendering her dead to me, and finally, Jared Leto who just couldn’t possibly afford the nail polish remover needed to fully shed the wardrobe for that transvestite character he’s playing. I mean that shit’s like, what, a hundred grand a bottle or something, right?

No way your weekend plans are better than what these two have lined up, but try to enjoy it anyway,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Shauna Sand Tight Minidress Laurent Homburger
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    What the fuck? He’d be really attractive if he wasn’t touching the syphilis queen. I hope to fuck he’s dumb as a box of crackers, otherwise that’s one hell of an unfortunate waste.

  2. Prince Charles Pointing At Sheet Covered Animal Skeleton
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    Never poke a gift Jessica-Parker in the mouth.

  3. Jessica Hall Cleavage NOH8 4th Anniversary Party
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    Examining her specs in Google leaves me with the opinion that she was very nicely assembled.

  4. sobrietyisacrutch

    Everyone trying to be on “Most Important Shits” list.

    POS

  5. sobrietyisacrutch

    LITERALLY!

    TRYING to find some kind of semblance of compassion here.

    Only Fish has it.

  6. Alexis Bledel Bright Blue Eyes 22nd Annual Beat The Odds Awards
    Beth
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    “And for my next trick: This is how I freeze your innards.”

  7. Prince Charles Pointing At Sheet Covered Animal Skeleton
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    It’s lady Diana, post Paris tunnel years.

  8. Kirsten Dunst Cleavage On The Road Screening
    Toe Jam
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    Hey Superficial – FIX UR SHIT.

  9. Peter Dinklage Bubble Coat Hoodie Walking Dog
    right
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    Hey Jonah! Meet you at the Krispy Kreme in 10.

  10. Peter Dinklage Bubble Coat Hoodie Walking Dog
    cc
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    He’s taking his dog for a ‘shit off’ against Kutcher’s dog.

  11. Kirsten Dunst Cleavage On The Road Screening
    cc
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    I am not crazy about her, but if she becomes a flasher I can’t say as I’ll be upset.

  12. Russell Crowe Hugh Jackman Hugging Winters Tale Set
    cc
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    You should have seen the guys face when the ash tray flew past his head.

  13. Alexis Bledel Bright Blue Eyes 22nd Annual Beat The Odds Awards
    cc
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    Someone needs to unravel the genetic code for those eyes.

  14. Jared Leto Wearing Nail Polish LAX
    cc
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    See? There are people who go to the airport hoping to be violated.

  15. Jenna Bush Hager Pregnant Cleavage UNICEF Next Generation 3rd Annual Masquerade Ball
    cc
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    She’s encroaching on Sarah Jessica Parker’s turf.

  16. Tom Cruise Laughing With Female Fan Jack Reacher Premiere Madrid
    cc
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    Heheheh, I was just joking when I said ‘You ever though about becoming a soulless automaton?’

  17. Shauna Sand Tight Minidress Laurent Homburger
    cc
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    The sign behind them says it all.

  18. Jay Leno Hugh Jackman Hollywood Walk Of Fame Ceremony
    cc
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    The new frontman for ‘The Blockheads’.

  19. Bethenny Frankel Butt Tight Jeans Tucked Into Boots
    cc
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    Is that guy in the background 3’6″ or is he carrying the world’s biggest camera?

  20. Jessica Hall Cleavage NOH8 4th Anniversary Party
    cc
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    I think more of these events should feature recreational rope skipping.

  21. Prince Charles Pointing At Sheet Covered Animal Skeleton
    cc
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    “Are those English teeth?”

  22. Mickey Rourke Bandana Denim Outfit
    cc
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    So, this is what we’ve come to…Mickey Rourke is procuring hustlers for third parties?

  23. Jonah Hill Peacoat
    cc
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    2/3rds of a Chris Christie.

  24. Alfred Molina Mowhawk Apple Store Bag
    cc
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    If he wasn’t so concerned about going incognito, Dr Octavius could have bought a lot more.

  25. Claudia Galanti Booty Shorts Sports Bra
    cc
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    Don’t laugh, she saved countless lives at Fukushima.

  26. Claudia Galanti Booty Shorts Sports Bra
    cc
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    Suddenly I feel like heading out for some Arby’s.

  27. Jenna Bush Hager Pregnant Cleavage UNICEF Next Generation 3rd Annual Masquerade Ball
    Arlene
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    I wonder if she flipped the switch that blew up the twin towers? Nah, it was probably her grandma. I heard she’s a royal bitch.

  28. Jonah Hill Peacoat
    Dick Trickle
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    Isn’t that his girlfriend from The Sitter?

    Fuck, now you know I watched The Sitter.

  29. Shauna Sand Tight Minidress Laurent Homburger
    Dick Trickle
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    Gross. I hope she starts dating Chris Brown. He could become like celebrity Dexter, getting rid of the awful women “celebrities.” He is going to do it anyway we may as well give him a useful direction.

  30. Jared Leto Wearing Nail Polish LAX
    the crazy betty
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    granny.

  31. Jared Leto Wearing Nail Polish LAX
    Alexxx
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    Kristen Stewart…looking fiiiiiine.

  32. Jared Leto Wearing Nail Polish LAX
    gregsuarez
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    Look at me! LOOK AT ME! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!

  33. Peter Dinklage Bubble Coat Hoodie Walking Dog
    booya
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    booya

  34. Kirsten Dunst Cleavage On The Road Screening
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    I’d be hard pressed to stop sucking on her nipples…

  35. Prince Charles Pointing At Sheet Covered Animal Skeleton
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    “BANG! You’re dead.”

  36. Jonah Hill Peacoat
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    She’s a cutie. What’s she doing hanging out with Baby Huey?

  37. Kirsten Dunst Cleavage On The Road Screening
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    Snaggle-boob….

  38. Jay Leno Hugh Jackman Hollywood Walk Of Fame Ceremony
    jt
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    Is that a forked tongue?

  39. Tom Cruise Laughing With Female Fan Jack Reacher Premiere Madrid
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    Man, she must only be three feet tall.

  40. Shauna Sand Tight Minidress Laurent Homburger
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    She looks like a cardboard cutout, and he just picks her up and moves here from place to place.

  41. Mickey Rourke Bandana Denim Outfit
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    It’s nice to see the gay couples out for coffee and shopping!

  42. Russell Crowe Hugh Jackman Hugging Winters Tale Set
    oldfool
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    I’m sooo sick of these two. IMMIGRATION REFORM NOW!

  43. Shauna Sand Tight Minidress Laurent Homburger
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    “Mom, after the picture, can just go home? Worst Winter Formal ever!”

  44. Jared Leto Wearing Nail Polish LAX
    cringer
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    Sarah Jessica Parker is looking good these days.

  45. Tom Cruise Laughing With Female Fan Jack Reacher Premiere Madrid
    John Travolta
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    She’s cute. I’d fuck her all ways to Sunday….and maybe Mon or Tues. Lemme check my schedule….

    Clear…looks like we’re on!

  46. Owen Wilson Got Your 6 And Pat Tillman Foundation Benefit Game
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    Penis nose work out.

  47. Alfred Molina Mowhawk Apple Store Bag
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    Rihanna in the info booth behind him, just Tweeted: “Doc Oc, just got external hard drive to house extensive porn collection – oh, and Chris Brown beat me last night, and we made love after. YOLO!!”

  48. Claudia Galanti Booty Shorts Sports Bra
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    Sand…………….wich………(dies).

  49. Peter Dinklage Bubble Coat Hoodie Walking Dog
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    Thats not his dog…thats his horse. Oh…what I would pay to see him ride that thing.

  50. Kirsten Dunst Cleavage On The Road Screening
    liahra
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    there’s so much wrong here, i don’t know where to start.

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