The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.14.12

December 14th, 2012 // 316 Comments

“I see celebrity vagina every day down here. NBD.”

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which is one of the smaller galleries we’ve had in a while. Personally, I blame Anne Hathaway‘s vagina for scaring the celebs into their best behavior and not at all because of the nightmare I’ve been having where it shaves my head and insults me in a terrible British accent. Anyway, we did find Hugh Jackman trying to get a little handsy with Russell Crowe, as well as Kirsten Dunst showing the least possible amount of cleavage rendering her dead to me, and finally, Jared Leto who just couldn’t possibly afford the nail polish remover needed to fully shed the wardrobe for that transvestite character he’s playing. I mean that shit’s like, what, a hundred grand a bottle or something, right?

No way your weekend plans are better than what these two have lined up, but try to enjoy it anyway,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jonah Hill Peacoat
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    she fiine. FML.

  2. Claudia Galanti Booty Shorts Sports Bra
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    Fifty years later and people are still getting ripped off buying X-Ray Spex. I wonder which comic books she reads.

  3. Shauna Sand Tight Minidress Laurent Homburger
    yourmom
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    Ugh. The things people would do for fame…

  4. Claudia Galanti Booty Shorts Sports Bra
    Commented on this photo:

    “Dammit…this is the seventh pair of x-ray specs I’ve ordered from the Johnson Smith catalogue…swindled again.
    Those damn Sea Monkeys comin’ next week better look like monkeys!”

  5. Jenna Bush Hager Pregnant Cleavage UNICEF Next Generation 3rd Annual Masquerade Ball
    Sandoucheky
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    Why isn’t she wearing her bicycle helmet?

  6. Kirsten Dunst Cleavage On The Road Screening
    angerinside
    Commented on this photo:

    So this movie is about a couple of genius’ driving across America robbing trailer parks of all their glamour and hotness. Yeah this oughta play well.

  7. Alexis Bledel Bright Blue Eyes 22nd Annual Beat The Odds Awards
    angerinside
    Commented on this photo:

    Uh guys…..
    Bulbous forehead.?
    Scrawny neck?
    Impossibly blue eyes?

    It’s Gollum’s sister.

  8. Jared Leto Wearing Nail Polish LAX
    angerinside
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    So in his next movie he’s playing a dead transvestite?

    Or Janice Dickenson?

  9. Gerard Butler Street League Charity Training Session
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    I love him. He’s so sexy. :-)

  10. Tom Cruise Laughing With Female Fan Jack Reacher Premiere Madrid
    angerinside
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    “Seriously it’s a great deal. You get to travel the world, live in big houses, have your picture taken all the time, get pregnant by any white guy you want (just not me) as long as you sign this prenup and promise that once a month you’ll wear a Muscavige mask and let my stick thetans up your ass.”

  11. Mickey Rourke Bandana Denim Outfit
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    That sunglasses-over-the-douchey-winter-hat look is awesome.

  12. Shauna Sand Tight Minidress Laurent Homburger
    angerinside
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    I hope he didn’t pay for the full hour.

  13. Claudia Galanti Booty Shorts Sports Bra
    Sardonic
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    Bruises or brown stains? I say she got into LeAnn Rimes’ purse.

  14. Bethenny Frankel Butt Tight Jeans Tucked Into Boots
    angerinside
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    I get what she’s going for here, but the only way anyone is gonna be fooled into thinking she ‘s Pippa is if they are looking down at the top of her head.

  15. Owen Wilson Got Your 6 And Pat Tillman Foundation Benefit Game
    angerinside
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    So kids, as you can see heroin will turn you into Ellen Degeneres.

  16. Jay Leno Hugh Jackman Hollywood Walk Of Fame Ceremony
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    you can thee the lithp

  17. Peter Dinklage Bubble Coat Hoodie Walking Dog
    Sardonic
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    4’5″ and lookin’ city tough

  18. Mickey Rourke Bandana Denim Outfit
    angerinside
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    This is what the Faces of Meth look like just before they start blowing each other for warmth and human contact.

  19. Jonah Hill Peacoat
    angerinside
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    He’s dating her to look straight and she’s dating him to look anorexic.

  20. Alfred Molina Mowhawk Apple Store Bag
    angerinside
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    Asian guy updating blog:

    Went to Mac store, saw absolutely no one at all.

  21. Kirsten Dunst Cleavage On The Road Screening
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    Why hide your best asset?

  22. Russell Crowe Hugh Jackman Hugging Winters Tale Set
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    “Touch me again, Hugh, and I’ll bash your face in with my cell phone.”

  23. Alexis Bledel Bright Blue Eyes 22nd Annual Beat The Odds Awards
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    Wow, those eyes. I stared for a straight minute. She’s beautiful.

  24. Jared Leto Wearing Nail Polish LAX
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    Ace Ventura went emo.

  25. Jenna Bush Hager Pregnant Cleavage UNICEF Next Generation 3rd Annual Masquerade Ball
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    She is exceedingly average.

  26. Jay Leno Hugh Jackman Hollywood Walk Of Fame Ceremony
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    Fuck Jay Leno.

  27. Jessica Hall Cleavage NOH8 4th Anniversary Party
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    I see no reason to H8. I hate myself for typing the word “hate” like that.

  28. Gerard Butler Street League Charity Training Session
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    “Spartans! Prepare for glory!”

    “Dude, calm down.”

  29. Russell Crowe Hugh Jackman Hugging Winters Tale Set
    Mark B
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    Don’t fuck with me, mate! How much bank can I land in these superhero flicks?? I got this Penguin bloke down to a fucking science!

  30. Alfred Molina Mowhawk Apple Store Bag
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    This dude is awesome in everything. Very talented.

  31. Prince Charles Pointing At Sheet Covered Animal Skeleton
    Mark B
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    Did you forget our agreement, Material Girl? I supply you with a fresh supply of virgins and in return you NEVER show up at Buckingham Palace in your true form!!

  32. Prince Charles Pointing At Sheet Covered Animal Skeleton
    Oz Matters
    Commented on this photo:

    (Prince Charles playing “Eye Spy”)
    So… you say it begins with ‘S’ …..
    hmmmm …
    lets see ….
    I know ….. Sarah Jessica Parker.

  33. Gerard Butler Street League Charity Training Session
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    Taken AFTER returning from the Pub.

  34. Prince Charles Pointing At Sheet Covered Animal Skeleton
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    “I must have this…sexually!”

  35. Mickey Rourke Bandana Denim Outfit
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    “…I asked for Brooklyn Decker and they send me a Jonas brother!… Yes, I still had sex with him, but now he wants me to buy him skinny jeans and a promise ring!”

  36. Peter Dinklage Bubble Coat Hoodie Walking Dog
    Pff
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    Zoom in Peter Dinklage’s face. See Brad Pitt.

  37. Jared Leto Wearing Nail Polish LAX
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    Oh geeze! I saw Jennifer Garner when I looked at the thumbnail, and I thought, “Oh my god what happened to her?!”
    Relieved… sort of, because that thing still exists.

  38. Alexis Bledel Bright Blue Eyes 22nd Annual Beat The Odds Awards
    Pff
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    That’s a beautiful face to cum on. That’s all pretty faces are for anyway.

  39. Jared Leto Wearing Nail Polish LAX
    Pff
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    Wow Jennifer Garner is really letting herself go…

  40. Jared Leto Wearing Nail Polish LAX
    lori
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    Faces of meth after picture.

  41. sobrietyisacrutch

    All you people are fucking sick. Blithely commenting on this after what happened in Conn.
    At least Fish had the decency to stop posting HOURS ago.
    I weep for our future.

  42. Bethenny Frankel Butt Tight Jeans Tucked Into Boots
    Pff
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    I see myself tasting her anus.

  43. Tom Cruise Laughing With Female Fan Jack Reacher Premiere Madrid
    lori
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    Be careful. Your face is going to freeze like that. Ohh….

  44. Jared Leto Wearing Nail Polish LAX
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    Transgender Grandpa needs help with his luggage.

  45. Jay Leno Hugh Jackman Hollywood Walk Of Fame Ceremony
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    “I told Conan he could have this speaking gig, but then I took it back at the last minute.”

  46. Peter Dinklage Bubble Coat Hoodie Walking Dog
    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice horse, dude!

  47. Jared Leto Wearing Nail Polish LAX
    Sparkee
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    Courtney Cox never looked so good!

  48. Jonah Hill Peacoat
    Don Draper's Dad
    Commented on this photo:

    Wanna be in my wolf pack?

  49. Gerard Butler Street League Charity Training Session
    Vlad
    Commented on this photo:

    Ebony & Ivory, live together in perfect…everybody!…harmony…

  50. Peter Dinklage Bubble Coat Hoodie Walking Dog
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    His dog looks old and that makes me sad.

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