The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.14.12

December 14th, 2012 // 316 Comments

“I see celebrity vagina every day down here. NBD.”

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which is one of the smaller galleries we’ve had in a while. Personally, I blame Anne Hathaway‘s vagina for scaring the celebs into their best behavior and not at all because of the nightmare I’ve been having where it shaves my head and insults me in a terrible British accent. Anyway, we did find Hugh Jackman trying to get a little handsy with Russell Crowe, as well as Kirsten Dunst showing the least possible amount of cleavage rendering her dead to me, and finally, Jared Leto who just couldn’t possibly afford the nail polish remover needed to fully shed the wardrobe for that transvestite character he’s playing. I mean that shit’s like, what, a hundred grand a bottle or something, right?

No way your weekend plans are better than what these two have lined up, but try to enjoy it anyway,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jared Leto Wearing Nail Polish LAX
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    I am utterly confused.

  2. Jenna Bush Hager Pregnant Cleavage UNICEF Next Generation 3rd Annual Masquerade Ball
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    Fugly like no other.

  3. Tom Cruise Laughing With Female Fan Jack Reacher Premiere Madrid
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    “Will you marry me, young stranger? “

  4. Shauna Sand Tight Minidress Laurent Homburger
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    That’s his mother though, right?

  5. Jay Leno Hugh Jackman Hollywood Walk Of Fame Ceremony
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    “Whithle while you work…thhh thhhh thhhh thhhhh thhhhh”

  6. Bethenny Frankel Butt Tight Jeans Tucked Into Boots
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    Two axe handles will match up nicely here.

  7. Owen Wilson Got Your 6 And Pat Tillman Foundation Benefit Game
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    He loves to go swimmin’ with bow-legged women.

  8. Alexis Bledel Bright Blue Eyes 22nd Annual Beat The Odds Awards
    anonym
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    that’s a good angle

    The fact that she’s 31 is starting to show.

  9. Jessica Hall Cleavage NOH8 4th Anniversary Party
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    “I’m a little teapot, short and stout….”

  10. Mickey Rourke Bandana Denim Outfit
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    That is one odd pair of fellers.

  11. Jonah Hill Peacoat
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    Why does everyone suddenly look like an Oompa Loompa? I need to check a mirror, STAT.

  12. Tom Cruise Laughing With Female Fan Jack Reacher Premiere Madrid
    AnnaD.
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    I have no idea how he got cast as Jack Reacher. There must’ve been blowjobs involved, or is Hollywood THAT idiotic now??

    • oldfool

      The Space Cadet Mafia (Scientologists) own half of Hollyrock these days. The other half celebrates Chanaukah.

  13. Peter Dinklage Bubble Coat Hoodie Walking Dog
    CK
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    Man, if that dog sees a squirrel….

  14. Claudia Galanti Booty Shorts Sports Bra
    Viva_LasVegas
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    the ass cheeks are perky but the thigh crease is all weird and low like on a flabby ass. odd stuff

  15. Prince Charles Pointing At Sheet Covered Animal Skeleton
    Brit
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    Yes indeed. I was never permitted to leave Buckingham Palace when I was a nipper because of the perceived fear of these hostiles.

  16. Prince Charles Pointing At Sheet Covered Animal Skeleton
    Brit
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    No bitty from her then?

  17. Shauna Sand Tight Minidress Laurent Homburger
    popwilleatitself
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    She looks like she is attempting to express something.

  18. Shauna Sand Tight Minidress Laurent Homburger
    Deacon Jones
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    So would…..so, so would

  19. Peter Dinklage Bubble Coat Hoodie Walking Dog
    Deacon Jones
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    Giddyup.
    Bitch.

  20. Jenna Bush Hager Pregnant Cleavage UNICEF Next Generation 3rd Annual Masquerade Ball
    Yer Mom
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    KILL IT WITH FIRE!!

  21. Alexis Bledel Bright Blue Eyes 22nd Annual Beat The Odds Awards
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Bzzzaaap. Hypnotized. Off…to buy…all 7 seasons…of Gilmore…Girlzzzzzzz

  22. Peter Dinklage Bubble Coat Hoodie Walking Dog
    tlmck
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    The dog seems so sad not to have a normal sized owner.

  23. Kirsten Dunst Cleavage On The Road Screening
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    She should have been the one getting naked in On The Road. More impressive tits than Trampire Chick.

  24. Kirsten Dunst Cleavage On The Road Screening
    tlmck
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    Lose the face, get a tan, and you may have something there.

  25. Peter Dinklage Bubble Coat Hoodie Walking Dog
    Mike701
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    It’s always sad when your ride gets old and busted.

  26. Peter Dinklage Bubble Coat Hoodie Walking Dog
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    “We have further details on the Anne Hathaway ‘Vagina-gate’ story from our on-location, close to the action reporter, Peter Dinklage…Peter?…”

  27. Jenna Bush Hager Pregnant Cleavage UNICEF Next Generation 3rd Annual Masquerade Ball
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Was this wax figure made by the same people as the Jennifer Aniston one?

  28. Jonah Hill Peacoat
    Mike701
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    Shouldn’t she be the one throwing up a little at the thought of sex?

  29. Jay Leno Hugh Jackman Hollywood Walk Of Fame Ceremony
    tlmck
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    Chris Christie sure get’s around.

  30. Jay Leno Hugh Jackman Hollywood Walk Of Fame Ceremony
    Rosalie
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    Fatbooth.

  31. Shauna Sand Tight Minidress Laurent Homburger
    mick
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    god, I’d fuck him for days & days – what a hottie!

  32. Bethenny Frankel Butt Tight Jeans Tucked Into Boots
    MFer
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    “don’t you think the joker laughs at you”

  33. Jared Leto Wearing Nail Polish LAX
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    To Jared Leto, life is just one big audition!

  34. Jenna Bush Hager Pregnant Cleavage UNICEF Next Generation 3rd Annual Masquerade Ball
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    Keee-Ryssst, what a homely woman!

  35. Claudia Galanti Booty Shorts Sports Bra
    MFer
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    “gu-hut”

  36. Tom Cruise Laughing With Female Fan Jack Reacher Premiere Madrid
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    Cute girl, Cruise. Maybe you can get her to go home with you. Just make sure you get her up in time to make her a lunch and get her to school.

  37. Jay Leno Hugh Jackman Hollywood Walk Of Fame Ceremony
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    “I breathe like this because I have a deviated septum…”

  38. Jenna Bush Hager Pregnant Cleavage UNICEF Next Generation 3rd Annual Masquerade Ball
    sexyman48
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    I’ve heard of having a bad side but Christ!

  39. Shauna Sand Tight Minidress Laurent Homburger
    Heywood Jablome
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    Damn You for omitting the Stripper Heels.

  40. Prince Charles Pointing At Sheet Covered Animal Skeleton
    Jamriqua
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    pull my finger…

  41. Jonah Hill Peacoat
    Heywood Jablome
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    Too late, Hitchcock was already cast.

  42. Jenna Bush Hager Pregnant Cleavage UNICEF Next Generation 3rd Annual Masquerade Ball
    westy
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    she really shoulda opted for the masquerade look

  43. Peter Dinklage Bubble Coat Hoodie Walking Dog
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    “And don’t forget to have your pets spayed or neutered. Remember: A Lannister always spays his pets.”

  44. Shauna Sand Tight Minidress Laurent Homburger
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    Quack, quack !! Quack, quack !!

  45. Peter Dinklage Bubble Coat Hoodie Walking Dog
    Fishballs
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    Coolest little person ever.

  46. Jonah Hill Peacoat
    Fishballs
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    Say what you want, but Fat Jonah Hill looks better than Skinny Jonah Hill. When he was skinny, he looked like that weird Man/Kid from Children of the Corn!

  47. Prince Charles Pointing At Sheet Covered Animal Skeleton
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    “Mother- what are you doing here?”

  48. Gerard Butler Street League Charity Training Session
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    Someone in this photo knows that Gerard Butler has a tendency to grab the asses of people he takes pictures with.

  49. Prince Charles Pointing At Sheet Covered Animal Skeleton
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    “Will it…will it bite me?”

  50. Alfred Molina Mowhawk Apple Store Bag
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    “What’s that? I throw you the iPhone, you throw me the whip? Nah, it doesn’t work that way.”

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