“I see celebrity vagina every day down here. NBD.”
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which is one of the smaller galleries we’ve had in a while. Personally, I blame Anne Hathaway‘s vagina for scaring the celebs into their best behavior and not at all because of the nightmare I’ve been having where it shaves my head and insults me in a terrible British accent. Anyway, we did find Hugh Jackman trying to get a little handsy with Russell Crowe, as well as Kirsten Dunst showing the least possible amount of cleavage rendering her dead to me, and finally, Jared Leto who just couldn’t possibly afford the nail polish remover needed to fully shed the wardrobe for that transvestite character he’s playing. I mean that shit’s like, what, a hundred grand a bottle or something, right?
No way your weekend plans are better than what these two have lined up, but try to enjoy it anyway,
- Photo Boy
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I am utterly confused.
so is he/she.
Fugly like no other.
“Will you marry me, young stranger? “
That’s his mother though, right?
“Whithle while you work…thhh thhhh thhhh thhhhh thhhhh”
Two axe handles will match up nicely here.
He loves to go swimmin’ with bow-legged women.
Ummm…wouldn’t he be the bow-legged woman in that scenario?
that’s a good angle
The fact that she’s 31 is starting to show.
I think that’s good, honestly… I used to think she was creepily baby-faced.
It’s the massively round forehead.
“I’m a little teapot, short and stout….”
That is one odd pair of fellers.
Why does everyone suddenly look like an Oompa Loompa? I need to check a mirror, STAT.
I have no idea how he got cast as Jack Reacher. There must’ve been blowjobs involved, or is Hollywood THAT idiotic now??
The Space Cadet Mafia (Scientologists) own half of Hollyrock these days. The other half celebrates Chanaukah.
Man, if that dog sees a squirrel….
the ass cheeks are perky but the thigh crease is all weird and low like on a flabby ass. odd stuff
Yes indeed. I was never permitted to leave Buckingham Palace when I was a nipper because of the perceived fear of these hostiles.
No bitty from her then?
She looks like she is attempting to express something.
Give her 15 minutes. She’ll get there.
So would…..so, so would
Giddyup.
Bitch.
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!
Bzzzaaap. Hypnotized. Off…to buy…all 7 seasons…of Gilmore…Girlzzzzzzz
The dog seems so sad not to have a normal sized owner.
She should have been the one getting naked in On The Road. More impressive tits than Trampire Chick.
Lose the face, get a tan, and you may have something there.
It’s always sad when your ride gets old and busted.
“We have further details on the Anne Hathaway ‘Vagina-gate’ story from our on-location, close to the action reporter, Peter Dinklage…Peter?…”
Was this wax figure made by the same people as the Jennifer Aniston one?
Shouldn’t she be the one throwing up a little at the thought of sex?
Chris Christie sure get’s around.
Fatbooth.
god, I’d fuck him for days & days – what a hottie!
“don’t you think the joker laughs at you”
To Jared Leto, life is just one big audition!
Keee-Ryssst, what a homely woman!
“gu-hut”
Cute girl, Cruise. Maybe you can get her to go home with you. Just make sure you get her up in time to make her a lunch and get her to school.
“I breathe like this because I have a deviated septum…”
I’ve heard of having a bad side but Christ!
Damn You for omitting the Stripper Heels.
pull my finger…
Too late, Hitchcock was already cast.
she really shoulda opted for the masquerade look
“And don’t forget to have your pets spayed or neutered. Remember: A Lannister always spays his pets.”
This!
I was gonna say “A Lannister always curbs his dog,” but you trumped me right from the get-go. Bravo.
Quack, quack !! Quack, quack !!
Hey! Ducks are my favourite bird! She wishes she were a duck.
Grumble mumble.
Coolest little person ever.
Say what you want, but Fat Jonah Hill looks better than Skinny Jonah Hill. When he was skinny, he looked like that weird Man/Kid from Children of the Corn!
“Mother- what are you doing here?”
Someone in this photo knows that Gerard Butler has a tendency to grab the asses of people he takes pictures with.
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Why won’t it post? It’s from your own goddamn site!!
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“Will it…will it bite me?”
“What’s that? I throw you the iPhone, you throw me the whip? Nah, it doesn’t work that way.”
Id love to give that a bonus thumbs up.