“I see celebrity vagina every day down here. NBD.”
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which is one of the smaller galleries we’ve had in a while. Personally, I blame Anne Hathaway‘s vagina for scaring the celebs into their best behavior and not at all because of the nightmare I’ve been having where it shaves my head and insults me in a terrible British accent. Anyway, we did find Hugh Jackman trying to get a little handsy with Russell Crowe, as well as Kirsten Dunst showing the least possible amount of cleavage rendering her dead to me, and finally, Jared Leto who just couldn’t possibly afford the nail polish remover needed to fully shed the wardrobe for that transvestite character he’s playing. I mean that shit’s like, what, a hundred grand a bottle or something, right?
No way your weekend plans are better than what these two have lined up, but try to enjoy it anyway,
- Photo Boy
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Tina Fey looks so sad now that 30 Rock has been cancelled.
There’s more lucite than lucid in this picture, I’d wager.
Wolverine, look out! It’s the Blob!
Nice to see Skeletor got that gender reassignment he was looking for.
Nice eyes… but, contacts or real? Someone must know.
Fairly sure they’re real She looked like that all the way back on Gilmore girls.
“Is this a laborer?”
“The seventies are over, how about a hair cut?” – signed David Cassidy
He looks pretty stoked despite the lack of coke and whores.
I want this picture exactly on my $20 dollar bills when the Queen kicks off.
“Yeah ma…that’s right! I got the role of “Dumb” Donald on the new Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids movie! My career is back on track now!’
Who’s the bottom in this relationship?
Is that a young RG4?
wait… so who’s walking who?
“Did you just call me ‘The Dink’ ? You call me that again and I’ll cut you, I’ll cut you bad !”
Wait until she finds out he isn’t a furry.
All he needs now is a purple wig and a big pocket book and the transformation will be complete.
Supercuts and the Apple Store?! It was a busy Thursday for Al.
He’s trained to sniff out yellow bricks.
I thought people at Masquerade Balls were supposed to wear masks.
She’s in costume as Entitled Rich Girl.
That explains it!
When the plastic surgeon asked her what kind of face she wanted, she just handed him a picture of the Staypuft Marshmallow Man
“Dood, I may look a lil like Boy George right now, but I’m not gay!”
She looks a bit weathered….left out in the wind & sun a little too long.
No, really, Hugh, I’m going to stop drinking this time.
Janice Dickinson is totally rocking those skinny jeans!
The first human in history to achieve the “Inverted Bowling Pin” body type.
“Good Lord … my wife’s skull!”
You’d better kill it before it signals its people to begin the invasion.
“I’m serious Hugh, don’t tell anyone about Nuclear Man and this kryptonite island I’m making”
This is what happens when you hire Crispin Glover as your life coach.
Youre my density!
This is a joke , right? Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher. In the books, which I am sure he has not read, Jack Reacher is 6’5″ and 240 and a former MP. How a midget Jewish spaceman is going to pull that off is not very clear. What s next? Peter Dinkage as Robert Wadlow?
I guess they are counting on the illiteracy of Americans…
Jewish? WTF?
Half Jewish
No.
Yes
Robert Wadlow…excellent.
My great-grandfather was a politician, so me and daddy get everything for free.
….No seriously, why can’t you get an erection?
is someone on his team going to shoot him in the back of the head for authenticity?
Dead on – terrible name for an organization founded in honor of a guy killed by friendly fire.
It’s a race, it’s a chase, hurry up and feed their face!
Who will win? No one knows! Feed the hungry hip-ip-pos!
Hungry Hungry Hippos!
Kind of a young Ted Danson.
Deeply offended for Ted Danson.
So Diana is still around and still anorexic …
Move it along Butler. No one to fuck here.
Well, in 2013, I’m going to be in a movie with Ben Stiller, try to kill myself, do that “Bottle Rocket” sequel with Wes Anderson, and bang Taylor Swift, of course.
Just…one…wafer…thin…mint?
HA, I love that movie +1
They are real. She’s extremely pretty!
Why is her leg creased?
lack of nutrition.
One of these people is going to sleep in a 5-star hotel tonight, on top of a pile of beautiful women and cocaine. Try to guess which one.
The Queen’s looking well.
You know those news stories where someone gets shot in a drug deal gone bad? Well, this is what it looks like just beforehand.
Dink-dink, dink-dink-dink-dink dink dink!
Someone just told him that Judd Apatow is retiring.
Wanker and wankee in Beverly Hills.
“Don’t know what part of Australia you’re from,but what you are holding is not a shrimp and I would appreciate it if you didn’t throw it on the barbie.”
Stop with the frosting! Frosted eye shadow, frosted lipstick…Stop!!