The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.14.12
“I see celebrity vagina every day down here. NBD.”
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which is one of the smaller galleries we’ve had in a while. Personally, I blame Anne Hathaway‘s vagina for scaring the celebs into their best behavior and not at all because of the nightmare I’ve been having where it shaves my head and insults me in a terrible British accent. Anyway, we did find Hugh Jackman trying to get a little handsy with Russell Crowe, as well as Kirsten Dunst showing the least possible amount of cleavage rendering her dead to me, and finally, Jared Leto who just couldn’t possibly afford the nail polish remover needed to fully shed the wardrobe for that transvestite character he’s playing. I mean that shit’s like, what, a hundred grand a bottle or something, right?
No way your weekend plans are better than what these two have lined up, but try to enjoy it anyway,
– Photo Boy