The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.14.12

December 14th, 2012 // 316 Comments

“I see celebrity vagina every day down here. NBD.”

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which is one of the smaller galleries we’ve had in a while. Personally, I blame Anne Hathaway‘s vagina for scaring the celebs into their best behavior and not at all because of the nightmare I’ve been having where it shaves my head and insults me in a terrible British accent. Anyway, we did find Hugh Jackman trying to get a little handsy with Russell Crowe, as well as Kirsten Dunst showing the least possible amount of cleavage rendering her dead to me, and finally, Jared Leto who just couldn’t possibly afford the nail polish remover needed to fully shed the wardrobe for that transvestite character he’s playing. I mean that shit’s like, what, a hundred grand a bottle or something, right?

No way your weekend plans are better than what these two have lined up, but try to enjoy it anyway,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jared Leto Wearing Nail Polish LAX
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    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/14/crocker-114_338.png[/img]

  2. Jared Leto Wearing Nail Polish LAX
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    Tina Fey looks so sad now that 30 Rock has been cancelled.

  3. Shauna Sand Tight Minidress Laurent Homburger
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    There’s more lucite than lucid in this picture, I’d wager.

  4. Jay Leno Hugh Jackman Hollywood Walk Of Fame Ceremony
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    Wolverine, look out! It’s the Blob!

  5. Bethenny Frankel Butt Tight Jeans Tucked Into Boots
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    Nice to see Skeletor got that gender reassignment he was looking for.

  6. Alexis Bledel Bright Blue Eyes 22nd Annual Beat The Odds Awards
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    Nice eyes… but, contacts or real? Someone must know.

  7. Prince Charles Pointing At Sheet Covered Animal Skeleton
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    “Is this a laborer?”

  8. Owen Wilson Got Your 6 And Pat Tillman Foundation Benefit Game
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    “The seventies are over, how about a hair cut?” – signed David Cassidy

  9. Gerard Butler Street League Charity Training Session
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    He looks pretty stoked despite the lack of coke and whores.

  10. Prince Charles Pointing At Sheet Covered Animal Skeleton
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    I want this picture exactly on my $20 dollar bills when the Queen kicks off.

  11. Mickey Rourke Bandana Denim Outfit
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    “Yeah ma…that’s right! I got the role of “Dumb” Donald on the new Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids movie! My career is back on track now!’

  12. Shauna Sand Tight Minidress Laurent Homburger
    Cock Dr
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    Who’s the bottom in this relationship?

  13. Gerard Butler Street League Charity Training Session
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    Is that a young RG4?

  14. Peter Dinklage Bubble Coat Hoodie Walking Dog
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    wait… so who’s walking who?

  15. Peter Dinklage Bubble Coat Hoodie Walking Dog
    Bonky
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    “Did you just call me ‘The Dink’ ? You call me that again and I’ll cut you, I’ll cut you bad !”

  16. Jonah Hill Peacoat
    MRF
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    Wait until she finds out he isn’t a furry.

  17. Jared Leto Wearing Nail Polish LAX
    Bonky
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    All he needs now is a purple wig and a big pocket book and the transformation will be complete.

  18. Alfred Molina Mowhawk Apple Store Bag
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    Supercuts and the Apple Store?! It was a busy Thursday for Al.

  19. Jenna Bush Hager Pregnant Cleavage UNICEF Next Generation 3rd Annual Masquerade Ball
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    I thought people at Masquerade Balls were supposed to wear masks.

  20. Peter Dinklage Bubble Coat Hoodie Walking Dog
    EricLr
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    He’s trained to sniff out yellow bricks.

  21. Kirsten Dunst Cleavage On The Road Screening
    EricLr
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    When the plastic surgeon asked her what kind of face she wanted, she just handed him a picture of the Staypuft Marshmallow Man

  22. Russell Crowe Hugh Jackman Hugging Winters Tale Set
    SER
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    “Dood, I may look a lil like Boy George right now, but I’m not gay!”

  23. Claudia Galanti Booty Shorts Sports Bra
    Cock Dr
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    She looks a bit weathered….left out in the wind & sun a little too long.

  24. Russell Crowe Hugh Jackman Hugging Winters Tale Set
    EricLr
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    No, really, Hugh, I’m going to stop drinking this time.

  25. Mickey Rourke Bandana Denim Outfit
    SER
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    Janice Dickinson is totally rocking those skinny jeans!

  26. Jonah Hill Peacoat
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    The first human in history to achieve the “Inverted Bowling Pin” body type.

  27. Prince Charles Pointing At Sheet Covered Animal Skeleton
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    “Good Lord … my wife’s skull!”

  28. Alexis Bledel Bright Blue Eyes 22nd Annual Beat The Odds Awards
    EricLr
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    You’d better kill it before it signals its people to begin the invasion.

  29. Russell Crowe Hugh Jackman Hugging Winters Tale Set
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    “I’m serious Hugh, don’t tell anyone about Nuclear Man and this kryptonite island I’m making”

  30. Jared Leto Wearing Nail Polish LAX
    EricLr
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    This is what happens when you hire Crispin Glover as your life coach.

  31. Tom Cruise Laughing With Female Fan Jack Reacher Premiere Madrid
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    This is a joke , right? Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher. In the books, which I am sure he has not read, Jack Reacher is 6’5″ and 240 and a former MP. How a midget Jewish spaceman is going to pull that off is not very clear. What s next? Peter Dinkage as Robert Wadlow?

    I guess they are counting on the illiteracy of Americans…

  32. Jenna Bush Hager Pregnant Cleavage UNICEF Next Generation 3rd Annual Masquerade Ball
    EricLr
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    My great-grandfather was a politician, so me and daddy get everything for free.

  33. Tom Cruise Laughing With Female Fan Jack Reacher Premiere Madrid
    EricLr
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    ….No seriously, why can’t you get an erection?

  34. Owen Wilson Got Your 6 And Pat Tillman Foundation Benefit Game
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    is someone on his team going to shoot him in the back of the head for authenticity?

  35. Jonah Hill Peacoat
    meeps!
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    It’s a race, it’s a chase, hurry up and feed their face!
    Who will win? No one knows! Feed the hungry hip-ip-pos!
    Hungry Hungry Hippos!

  36. Jared Leto Wearing Nail Polish LAX
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    Kind of a young Ted Danson.

  37. Prince Charles Pointing At Sheet Covered Animal Skeleton
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    So Diana is still around and still anorexic …

  38. Gerard Butler Street League Charity Training Session
    contusion
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    Move it along Butler. No one to fuck here.

  39. Owen Wilson Got Your 6 And Pat Tillman Foundation Benefit Game
    EricLr
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    Well, in 2013, I’m going to be in a movie with Ben Stiller, try to kill myself, do that “Bottle Rocket” sequel with Wes Anderson, and bang Taylor Swift, of course.

  40. Jonah Hill Peacoat
    contusion
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    Just…one…wafer…thin…mint?

  41. Alexis Bledel Bright Blue Eyes 22nd Annual Beat The Odds Awards
    Hotttttottt
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    They are real. She’s extremely pretty!

  42. Claudia Galanti Booty Shorts Sports Bra
    contusion
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    Why is her leg creased?

  43. Gerard Butler Street League Charity Training Session
    EricLr
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    One of these people is going to sleep in a 5-star hotel tonight, on top of a pile of beautiful women and cocaine. Try to guess which one.

  44. Prince Charles Pointing At Sheet Covered Animal Skeleton
    EricLr
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    The Queen’s looking well.

  45. Mickey Rourke Bandana Denim Outfit
    EricLr
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    You know those news stories where someone gets shot in a drug deal gone bad? Well, this is what it looks like just beforehand.

  46. Jonah Hill Peacoat
    EricLr
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    Someone just told him that Judd Apatow is retiring.

  47. Peter Dinklage Bubble Coat Hoodie Walking Dog
    Poop head
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    Dink-dink, dink-dink-dink-dink dink dink!

  48. Mickey Rourke Bandana Denim Outfit
    bdog821
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    Wanker and wankee in Beverly Hills.

  49. Russell Crowe Hugh Jackman Hugging Winters Tale Set
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “Don’t know what part of Australia you’re from,but what you are holding is not a shrimp and I would appreciate it if you didn’t throw it on the barbie.”

  50. Shauna Sand Tight Minidress Laurent Homburger
    Dame Ed
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    Stop with the frosting! Frosted eye shadow, frosted lipstick…Stop!!

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