“I see celebrity vagina every day down here. NBD.”
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which is one of the smaller galleries we’ve had in a while. Personally, I blame Anne Hathaway‘s vagina for scaring the celebs into their best behavior and not at all because of the nightmare I’ve been having where it shaves my head and insults me in a terrible British accent. Anyway, we did find Hugh Jackman trying to get a little handsy with Russell Crowe, as well as Kirsten Dunst showing the least possible amount of cleavage rendering her dead to me, and finally, Jared Leto who just couldn’t possibly afford the nail polish remover needed to fully shed the wardrobe for that transvestite character he’s playing. I mean that shit’s like, what, a hundred grand a bottle or something, right?
No way your weekend plans are better than what these two have lined up, but try to enjoy it anyway,
- Photo Boy
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What can I say? The man has excellent taste in footwear.
Ahhh a kight and his trusty steed…
as soon as i saw the picture of Peter Dinklage right after reading that caption i almost out of my chair. hilarious!!
Alright then, deal! I’ll tell everyone you’re straight, and you’ll tell everyone that I’m just big-boned.
“I’m telling ya.. I saw Anne’s vag first and it was glorious!”
“I know, right???”
Don’t lie, there was no vag to see. just the landing strip.
I don’t see any problem with her. Boobies, or GTFO! Because Alexis has a nice little cleavage.
Overly-attached C-list twit.
You’re telling me I can dress up my wife to look just like that?
And all I need is the blanket?
Careful, honey. He looks hungry.
That dog is enormou—oh, wait. Nevermind.
In lieu of having something offensive to say – man, but those eyes are striking.
I was just thinking the same thing, then got to wondering if they are truly that beautiful or is she perhaps wearing contacts…
Yes, in a Children-of-the-Corn-ish sort of way.
My guess is not contacts but photoshop enhanced.
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I don’t know, in the right light eyes can have a really intense color.
Just Jared has a pic of her at the same function without the blue background and better looking skin tone, her eyes still look good. You could loose yourself in eyes like them :)
BTW Superficial: A sign up message every time I up or down vote someone? Really? Kind of annoying :( can’t you make it every fifth vote or something please?
she’s standing in front of a blue wall. tricks our eyes:)
Jack Reacharound?
More like Jack Thumbinhisbum.
I read that Jack Thumbelina… and almost lost it.
that is the dog that will play crunch?
I do believe his face is shrinking.
… while his head is swelling.
it’s crossing the event horizon of his chin.
And now he’s Jim Carrey. Is there no end to Jared Leto’s mastery of the disguising arts?!
Jesus he is top heavy…looks like Austin Powers standing on Mini Me’s shoulders
I remember him when he was live. He was real wanker.
His body shape is very interesting
They’re hybrid name… Sandburger.
I think “Sandburger” is what her ex-husbands call her cooch.
The Village remake.
“Mumsie! ‘Oo invited you?”
“Marvelous, we can have sex!”
“Erm…I’m not gay, Hugh, sorry”
I can think of two very good reasons to invite her to a party.
The cleavage exposure is low, true, but to be fair, this is the least wrecked-looking she’s been for a while.
I didn’t know Pippa was in L.A.
It’s never good to vomit up your peanut M&Ms in the middle of a date.
He’s telling that awesome joke about “Basic Instinct” that’s still part of his stand-up act. Current!
or a topical lewinski joke
Tell me she’s wearing something under that coat. I couldn’t live in a world where she doesn’t.
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He’s going to make a fine sister-wife one day.
wait…what?
oooh, bimbo got herself a himbo
Lesbians across the country just screamed in terror.
Pretty nail polish.
“Now see here, Camilla, I won’t stand for you smirking at me like that.”
prettiest eyes i ever came across….
If you are into cats.
*Bad* dress choice.
She has all the right bits and pieces, but the dress is working against them.
I guess the saddle fell off.
I think he might have just thrown up a little in his mouth.
I know, right? He always looks like that!
Very brave of him to try and negotiate that crowd wearing stilts.
Is it just me, or does she look like she’s covered in a first degree burn?
In the spirit of the season she is made of gingerbread…
She looks better wet.
He’s all set to play Norman Osborn in the revisionist metro-sexual version of Spider-Man.
- I accept this honor with great humility…
- Jay, it’s not your star!
- Shut up, Conan!… I mean Hugh.
Is she on acid? Or, am I?!?!?!?!?!
Poor fella is too old to ride anymore.
“Hello? When I said I wanted a rent-boy in basic black, this is not what I had in mind.”
Pictured: the slutty, sort-of-hot secretary at everyone’s Christmas party.
I’m Poopin!
It just occurred to me that I’ve never seen Jonah Hill and Chris Christie in the same place at the same time.