The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.14.12

December 14th, 2012 // 316 Comments

“I see celebrity vagina every day down here. NBD.”

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which is one of the smaller galleries we’ve had in a while. Personally, I blame Anne Hathaway‘s vagina for scaring the celebs into their best behavior and not at all because of the nightmare I’ve been having where it shaves my head and insults me in a terrible British accent. Anyway, we did find Hugh Jackman trying to get a little handsy with Russell Crowe, as well as Kirsten Dunst showing the least possible amount of cleavage rendering her dead to me, and finally, Jared Leto who just couldn’t possibly afford the nail polish remover needed to fully shed the wardrobe for that transvestite character he’s playing. I mean that shit’s like, what, a hundred grand a bottle or something, right?

No way your weekend plans are better than what these two have lined up, but try to enjoy it anyway,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Peter Dinklage Bubble Coat Hoodie Walking Dog
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    What can I say? The man has excellent taste in footwear.

  2. Peter Dinklage Bubble Coat Hoodie Walking Dog
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    Ahhh a kight and his trusty steed…

  3. karlito

    as soon as i saw the picture of Peter Dinklage right after reading that caption i almost out of my chair. hilarious!!

  4. Russell Crowe Hugh Jackman Hugging Winters Tale Set
    joe
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    Alright then, deal! I’ll tell everyone you’re straight, and you’ll tell everyone that I’m just big-boned.

  5. Russell Crowe Hugh Jackman Hugging Winters Tale Set
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    “I’m telling ya.. I saw Anne’s vag first and it was glorious!”
    “I know, right???”

  6. Alexis Bledel Bright Blue Eyes 22nd Annual Beat The Odds Awards
    Michael
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    I don’t see any problem with her. Boobies, or GTFO! Because Alexis has a nice little cleavage.

  7. Alexis Bledel Bright Blue Eyes 22nd Annual Beat The Odds Awards
    joe
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    Overly-attached C-list twit.

  8. Prince Charles Pointing At Sheet Covered Animal Skeleton
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    You’re telling me I can dress up my wife to look just like that?
    And all I need is the blanket?

  9. Jonah Hill Peacoat
    joe
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    Careful, honey. He looks hungry.

  10. Peter Dinklage Bubble Coat Hoodie Walking Dog
    catapostrophe
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    That dog is enormou—oh, wait. Nevermind.

  11. Alexis Bledel Bright Blue Eyes 22nd Annual Beat The Odds Awards
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    In lieu of having something offensive to say – man, but those eyes are striking.

    • I was just thinking the same thing, then got to wondering if they are truly that beautiful or is she perhaps wearing contacts…

    • Steve Naismith

      Yes, in a Children-of-the-Corn-ish sort of way.

    • My guess is not contacts but photoshop enhanced.
      [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/15/Alexis-Bledel-alexis-bledel-117716_1280_1024-340_272.jpg[/img]

      • Inky Black

        I don’t know, in the right light eyes can have a really intense color.
        Just Jared has a pic of her at the same function without the blue background and better looking skin tone, her eyes still look good. You could loose yourself in eyes like them :)

        BTW Superficial: A sign up message every time I up or down vote someone? Really? Kind of annoying :( can’t you make it every fifth vote or something please?

      • banana

        she’s standing in front of a blue wall. tricks our eyes:)

  12. Tom Cruise Laughing With Female Fan Jack Reacher Premiere Madrid
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    Jack Reacharound?

  13. Peter Dinklage Bubble Coat Hoodie Walking Dog
    Mr. Poop
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    that is the dog that will play crunch?

  14. Jay Leno Hugh Jackman Hollywood Walk Of Fame Ceremony
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    I do believe his face is shrinking.

  15. Jared Leto Wearing Nail Polish LAX
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    And now he’s Jim Carrey. Is there no end to Jared Leto’s mastery of the disguising arts?!

  16. Jonah Hill Peacoat
    Mr. Poop
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    Jesus he is top heavy…looks like Austin Powers standing on Mini Me’s shoulders

  17. Prince Charles Pointing At Sheet Covered Animal Skeleton
    CanadianCarl
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    I remember him when he was live. He was real wanker.

  18. Jonah Hill Peacoat
    cclaire
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    His body shape is very interesting

  19. Shauna Sand Tight Minidress Laurent Homburger
    patch
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    They’re hybrid name… Sandburger.

  20. Prince Charles Pointing At Sheet Covered Animal Skeleton
    patch
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    The Village remake.

  21. Prince Charles Pointing At Sheet Covered Animal Skeleton
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    “Mumsie! ‘Oo invited you?”

  22. Russell Crowe Hugh Jackman Hugging Winters Tale Set
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    “Marvelous, we can have sex!”
    “Erm…I’m not gay, Hugh, sorry”

  23. Jessica Hall Cleavage NOH8 4th Anniversary Party
    joe
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    I can think of two very good reasons to invite her to a party.

  24. Kirsten Dunst Cleavage On The Road Screening
    JC
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    The cleavage exposure is low, true, but to be fair, this is the least wrecked-looking she’s been for a while.

  25. Mickey Rourke Bandana Denim Outfit
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I didn’t know Pippa was in L.A.

  26. Jonah Hill Peacoat
    dontkillthemessenger
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    It’s never good to vomit up your peanut M&Ms in the middle of a date.

  27. Jay Leno Hugh Jackman Hollywood Walk Of Fame Ceremony
    JC
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    He’s telling that awesome joke about “Basic Instinct” that’s still part of his stand-up act. Current!

  28. Kirsten Dunst Cleavage On The Road Screening
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Tell me she’s wearing something under that coat. I couldn’t live in a world where she doesn’t.

  29. Jared Leto Wearing Nail Polish LAX
    dontkillthemessenger
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    He’s going to make a fine sister-wife one day.

  30. Jenna Bush Hager Pregnant Cleavage UNICEF Next Generation 3rd Annual Masquerade Ball
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    wait…what?

  31. Shauna Sand Tight Minidress Laurent Homburger
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    oooh, bimbo got herself a himbo

  32. Jared Leto Wearing Nail Polish LAX
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Lesbians across the country just screamed in terror.

  33. Jared Leto Wearing Nail Polish LAX
    Jade
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    Pretty nail polish.

  34. Prince Charles Pointing At Sheet Covered Animal Skeleton
    Frank Burns
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    “Now see here, Camilla, I won’t stand for you smirking at me like that.”

  35. Alexis Bledel Bright Blue Eyes 22nd Annual Beat The Odds Awards
    henry hill
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    prettiest eyes i ever came across….

  36. Jessica Hall Cleavage NOH8 4th Anniversary Party
    Jade
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    *Bad* dress choice.

    She has all the right bits and pieces, but the dress is working against them.

  37. Peter Dinklage Bubble Coat Hoodie Walking Dog
    Frank Burns
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    I guess the saddle fell off.

  38. Jonah Hill Peacoat
    Jade
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    I think he might have just thrown up a little in his mouth.

  39. Tom Cruise Laughing With Female Fan Jack Reacher Premiere Madrid
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    Very brave of him to try and negotiate that crowd wearing stilts.

  40. Claudia Galanti Booty Shorts Sports Bra
    Jade
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    Is it just me, or does she look like she’s covered in a first degree burn?

  41. Kirsten Dunst Cleavage On The Road Screening
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    She looks better wet.

  42. Jared Leto Wearing Nail Polish LAX
    Frank Burns
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    He’s all set to play Norman Osborn in the revisionist metro-sexual version of Spider-Man.

  43. Jay Leno Hugh Jackman Hollywood Walk Of Fame Ceremony
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    - I accept this honor with great humility…
    - Jay, it’s not your star!
    - Shut up, Conan!… I mean Hugh.

  44. Jenna Bush Hager Pregnant Cleavage UNICEF Next Generation 3rd Annual Masquerade Ball
    Schmidtler
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    Is she on acid? Or, am I?!?!?!?!?!

  45. Peter Dinklage Bubble Coat Hoodie Walking Dog
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    Poor fella is too old to ride anymore.

  46. Mickey Rourke Bandana Denim Outfit
    Frank Burns
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    “Hello? When I said I wanted a rent-boy in basic black, this is not what I had in mind.”

  47. Kirsten Dunst Cleavage On The Road Screening
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    Pictured: the slutty, sort-of-hot secretary at everyone’s Christmas party.

  48. Owen Wilson Got Your 6 And Pat Tillman Foundation Benefit Game
    Schmidtler
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    I’m Poopin!

  49. Jonah Hill Peacoat
    Schmidtler
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    It just occurred to me that I’ve never seen Jonah Hill and Chris Christie in the same place at the same time.

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