The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.13.13

December 13th, 2013 // 417 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you a little early for reasons that are entirely personal and not at all related to Fish and I dancing in front of mirrors in our underwear singing into combs until we memorize every word of Beyonce‘s new album. Why would you even ask me that? You’re still getting a jam-packed TCWM, staring with Scott Foley (HA! I remember him from that thing that time!) who’s apparently sharing a wardrobe with Steve Harvey now. Then there’s my favorite cat wrangler and personal savior Jackson Galaxy, and finally, Bushwhacker Carlton.

If that doesn’t bring a smile to your face, congratulations, your heart is colder than mine, and that’s saying a lot considering I’m the guy who keeps putting this in your life,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Lady Gaga Butt Thong Bikini R Kelly Terry Richardson Shoot
    kimmykimkim
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    “Psssssssssss…”

  2. Matthew Mosshart Kelly Osbourne amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    “Please welcome Mosshart and Mooseshart.”

    “Which is which?”

    “Doesn’t matter.”

  3. Matthew Mosshart Kelly Osbourne amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    “Hey, we just mocked you, lame celebrities.”

    “We just helped slow the spread of AIDS.”

    “Oh….uh….”

  4. Taylor Hackford Touching Helen Mirren Stomach 27th Annual American Cinematheque Award Presentation To Jerry Bruckheimer
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    “Have you ever fingered an Oscar winner?”

    “No.”

    “Would you like to?”

  5. Jackson Galaxy Crazy Facial Hair Peace Sign
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    Someday we’re going to read his obituary and learn how his body was discovered partially eaten by cats.

  6. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    she is turning into a man. she and Gisele. they were ok when younger but now …,maybe she should put some weight on

  7. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
    brideoftheatom
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    She looks like she’s had multiple plastic surgeries since her Wikipedia photo from 2009.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:AlessandraAmbrosio.jpg

  8. Cee Lo Green Sandals Baggy Linen Pants DBA Night Club
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    I don’t care for Kim Khardashian now that she’s shaved her head.

  9. Paula Abdul Drunk High In Car
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    She might be at Milk Studios now, but I guarantee her previous stop was Vodka Studios.

  10. Cee Lo Green Sandals Baggy Linen Pants DBA Night Club
    donkeylicks
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    I had heard that Jimmy Choo was also making men’s shoes these days. Someone should let Cee Lo know.

  11. Matthew Mosshart Kelly Osbourne amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    “Kids…This is your brain on drugs!”

  12. Dermot Mulroney Long Hair August Osage County Premiere
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    Oh sure…just because Miley went and got a pixie cut, Dermot had to go and…

  13. Taylor Hackford Touching Helen Mirren Stomach 27th Annual American Cinematheque Award Presentation To Jerry Bruckheimer
    donkeylicks
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    Now replace that hand with the hand of Alexander Skarsgard and we’ll have the world’s first pregnant 68 year old.

  14. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
    The Pope
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    Calling that cleavage is like saying that Terry Bradshaw has a wide part in his hair.

  15. Cee Lo Green Sandals Baggy Linen Pants DBA Night Club
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    Kanye Breasts

  16. Amy Markham Cleavage In Santas Face Babes In Toyland Christmas Charity Event
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    “And on this one occasion, Santa came more than once a year.”

  17. Paula Abdul Drunk High In Car
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    “This isn’t my car!”

  18. Lady Gaga Butt Thong Bikini R Kelly Terry Richardson Shoot
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    Terry Richardson calls this art, R.Kelly and Lady Gaga call it Thursday.

  19. Cee Lo Green Sandals Baggy Linen Pants DBA Night Club
    fred
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    I kind of see this as a fashion mullet. Hard-ass mo fo on top; soft, fabulous deliciousness on the bottom.

  20. Greta Gerwig Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Her Premiere
    fred
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    I love it that women can never seem to figure out that their nipples will show through certain clothing in pictures, but I am in a constant state of panic that one day, one horrible day, they will all figure it out.

    • Courtkney

      It’s the flash. I wonder if you just took a picture of yourself with flash if you could tell if it was gonna happen or not.

  21. Julia Roberts Mouth Wide Open August Osage County Premiere
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    NOBODY LIKES YOU ANYMORE!

  22. Amy Markham Cleavage In Santas Face Babes In Toyland Christmas Charity Event
    donkeylicks
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    Someone needs to let Doug Hutchinson know that she’s in her twenties. Also, stop dressing as Santa.

  23. Pink Butt Tight Jeans Spiked Hat Carey Hart
    donkeylicks
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    Obviously they’re bot big fans of Minecraft.

  24. Matthew Mosshart Kelly Osbourne amfAR Inspiration Gala
    fred
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    Why is he looking at her like he is measuring her back? And why is he mumbling under his breath, “It puts the lotion in the basket”?

  25. Alfonso Ribeiro Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Day One
    fred
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    Are you sure that is not a picture of him at his job standing on cakes for parties at Outback Steakhouse?

  26. Jackson Galaxy Crazy Facial Hair Peace Sign
    fred
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    Based on this picture, working with cats is the only pussy this guy gets.

  27. Scott Foley All White Outfit Matching Shoes Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    “Who are you?”
    “I am the ghost of douchebags present.”

  28. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Cleavage Slutty Mrs Clause Outfits Babes In Toyland Christmas Charity Event
    fred
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    They have that “How Much Longer Can We Really Be Doing This” look on their faces.

  29. Halle Berry Huge Mom Boobs Post Baby Weight Loss
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    How hot is Halle Berry? Even that sign wants to put a bone in her.

  30. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage English National Ballet The Nutcracker St Martins Lane Hotel
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    If this kid strains his peripheral vision anymore, his eyes are gonna roll into his ears.

  31. Taylor Hackford Touching Helen Mirren Stomach 27th Annual American Cinematheque Award Presentation To Jerry Bruckheimer
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    Helen remains the hottest woman on Earth in whatever age bracket she’s in.

  32. Greta Gerwig Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Her Premiere
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    It must have taken her stylist hours to get the part just right.

  33. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage English National Ballet The Nutcracker St Martins Lane Hotel
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    It’s nice to see old-fashioned glamour still exists in the Ent-Biz. Still, she should be wearing stockings.

  34. Julia Roberts Mouth Wide Open August Osage County Premiere
    LISA
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    “I say WHO, I say WHEN…. I say how MUCH!!”

  35. Eiza Gonzalez Butt Flash Legs Minidress
    No really
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    That the little boy that was sent back to Cuba?

  36. Amy Markham Cleavage In Santas Face Babes In Toyland Christmas Charity Event
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    A few minutes later, Santa emptied his sack.

  37. Jackson Galaxy Crazy Facial Hair Peace Sign
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    “I got cavity searched twice.”

  38. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    That’s not Alessandra Ambrosio, it’s the Alessandra Ambrobot 2.0

  39. Olivia Wilde Butt Pregnant Belly Spandex Dress Her Premiere
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    Oh Sudeikis is having another kid, I wonder if he’ll take care of him as much as January Jones’ son.

  40. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Cleavage Slutty Mrs Clause Outfits Babes In Toyland Christmas Charity Event
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    I feel sorry for the kids who gets the toys these two collect.

  41. Lady Gaga Butt Thong Bikini R Kelly Terry Richardson Shoot
    Blob
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    “I don’t remember eating that?”

  42. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage English National Ballet The Nutcracker St Martins Lane Hotel
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    Tara Reid is ten years younger than her, and Lindsay Lohan twenty…think about it people.

  43. Scott Foley All White Outfit Matching Shoes Jimmy Kimmel Live
    Blob
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    “Oh, you know — just hang around in our PJ’s, talk about boys…”

  44. Lady Gaga Butt Thong Bikini R Kelly Terry Richardson Shoot
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    Reminds me to watch Dave Chappell…”drip drip drip”.

  45. Sofia Vergara Butt Yoga Pants
    Blob
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    “On three: ‘Aaall things bright and beauuuu-tiful’. Ready?”

  46. Ricky Martin Peace Sign 40 Principales Awards Photocall
    Blob
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    “Nope. Never smoked. Why would you ask?”

  47. Angela Simmons Legs Minidress Just Cavalli Flagship Store Opening
    Blob
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    “It’s not fur! It’s natural!”

  48. Cee Lo Green Sandals Baggy Linen Pants DBA Night Club
    Pilin
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    Beluga-Man….

  49. Jennifer Nicole Lee Buttcrack Leg Sretch
    oldfool
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    Does she have a Red Bull up her ass? Her buttcrack has wings.

  50. Scott Foley All White Outfit Matching Shoes Jimmy Kimmel Live
    Renzomatic
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    Look’s like he is giving Jon Hamm a run for his money with the shape of his pants down his left leg.

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