The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.13.13

December 13th, 2013 // 417 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you a little early for reasons that are entirely personal and not at all related to Fish and I dancing in front of mirrors in our underwear singing into combs until we memorize every word of Beyonce‘s new album. Why would you even ask me that? You’re still getting a jam-packed TCWM, staring with Scott Foley (HA! I remember him from that thing that time!) who’s apparently sharing a wardrobe with Steve Harvey now. Then there’s my favorite cat wrangler and personal savior Jackson Galaxy, and finally, Bushwhacker Carlton.

If that doesn’t bring a smile to your face, congratulations, your heart is colder than mine, and that’s saying a lot considering I’m the guy who keeps putting this in your life,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Lady Gaga Butt Thong Bikini R Kelly Terry Richardson Shoot
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    I’m stuck…in the closet … got lady gaga on all fours… in the closet… so I take out my gun!!…

  2. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Cleavage Slutty Mrs Clause Outfits Babes In Toyland Christmas Charity Event
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    I LOVE Christmas themed porn.

  3. Greta Gerwig Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Her Premiere
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    Ermagerd! Gerwig nerples!

  4. Julia Roberts Mouth Wide Open August Osage County Premiere
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    Classic example of the difference between the “O” face and the “Oh No” face.

  5. Paula Abdul Drunk High In Car
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    Thats the way to do it Paula mix those pills with Grey Goose.

  6. Pink Butt Tight Jeans Spiked Hat Carey Hart
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    Looks like the baby daddy is actually a Minecraft character.

  7. Matthew Mosshart Kelly Osbourne amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    She’s more man than he is.

  8. Lady Gaga Butt Thong Bikini R Kelly Terry Richardson Shoot
    Dox
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    I can hear someone warming up a “This condones abuse towards women.” segment on their show somewhere…..

  9. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    Isn’t she a little “dark” for the Christmas season?

  10. Olivia Wilde Butt Pregnant Belly Spandex Dress Her Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The baby is 3 months. The forehead is 24 months.

  11. Taylor Hackford Touching Helen Mirren Stomach 27th Annual American Cinematheque Award Presentation To Jerry Bruckheimer
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    “I don’t always stick my hand in someone’s crotch.
    But when I do, its Helen Mirren.

    Stay Classy, my friends.”

  12. Cee Lo Green Sandals Baggy Linen Pants DBA Night Club
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    “Yo Cee Lo! Ditch the sandals! They might find out you’re Santa!”

  13. Matthew Mosshart Kelly Osbourne amfAR Inspiration Gala
    limeseeds
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    That teen lesbian sure is sweet, accompanying dear old granny to the train station or some such.

  14. Paula Abdul Drunk High In Car
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    “I love eggnog so damn much! I want to be it!”

  15. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Cleavage Slutty Mrs Clause Outfits Babes In Toyland Christmas Charity Event
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    Shouldn’t these two be titty fucking a couple of 138 water bottles?

  16. Lady Gaga Butt Thong Bikini R Kelly Terry Richardson Shoot
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    Good gawd! Hope the crew had hazmat suits.

  17. Scott Foley All White Outfit Matching Shoes Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Apparently he thinks he’s one of the BeeGee’s.

  18. Olivia Wilde Butt Pregnant Belly Spandex Dress Her Premiere
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    So, wait, now Santa’s a white *woman*?

  19. Matthew Mosshart Kelly Osbourne amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    Why is he prettier than her? Doesn’t that violate some natural law?

    Dear god… his hair… its so… luxurious, and vibrant… He must use Suave.

  20. Jennifer Nicole Lee Buttcrack Leg Sretch
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    Beats by Dr Dre. Tramp stamp by bad decisions surrounding trends.

  21. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Cleavage Slutty Mrs Clause Outfits Babes In Toyland Christmas Charity Event
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    I guess I don’t check the CDC website that often, but damn, that must have required a helluva containment team.

  22. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage English National Ballet The Nutcracker St Martins Lane Hotel
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    Don’t even bother little girl. She’s a mutant of hotness.

  23. Alfonso Ribeiro Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Day One
    catapostrophe
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    And by “here,” the show’s title means “the closet”.

  24. Jason Derulo Pants Sagging On Top Of Backup Dancers Key 103 Jingle Ball Live
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    Who does that guy think is, Kim K?

  25. Jackson Galaxy Crazy Facial Hair Peace Sign
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I have to believe he’s in some way related to Nicolas Cage.

  26. Alfonso Ribeiro Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Day One
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    Are you wearing a fanny pack? Seriously?

  27. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Cleavage Slutty Mrs Clause Outfits Babes In Toyland Christmas Charity Event
    dontkillthemessenger
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    One step up from accompanying Corey Feldman to a nightclub next weekend.

  28. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage English National Ballet The Nutcracker St Martins Lane Hotel
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    Everytime I see her, I laugh at how much of a fucking idiot Hugh Grant is.

  29. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Cleavage Slutty Mrs Clause Outfits Babes In Toyland Christmas Charity Event
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    Plastic toy showcased by plastic people.

    Great symmetry there.

  30. Jason Derulo Pants Sagging On Top Of Backup Dancers Key 103 Jingle Ball Live
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    “Awesome. Human staircase. I wonder if Wendy’s is still hiring.”

  31. Cee Lo Green Sandals Baggy Linen Pants DBA Night Club
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    How did he get my mom’s clothes?

  32. Amy Markham Cleavage In Santas Face Babes In Toyland Christmas Charity Event
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    Wait, wait no, it’s just eggnog!

  33. Amy Markham Cleavage In Santas Face Babes In Toyland Christmas Charity Event
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    Cause that’s what Christmas is all about. Sexually suggestive poses with fictional holiday icons.

  34. Cee Lo Green Sandals Baggy Linen Pants DBA Night Club
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    Could you imagine this thing trying to have sex with you?

  35. Sofia Vergara Butt Yoga Pants
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    It looks like she’s not wearing her pancake makeup so from behind is really the best angle at this point.

  36. Olivia Wilde Butt Pregnant Belly Spandex Dress Her Premiere
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    I bet that figure is really going to help her career

  37. Kayla Collins Butt Tight Pants Marlons WhatTheFunny.com Christmas Party
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    And somewhere, an 80 year olds couch, nakedly shivers.

  38. Angela Simmons Legs Minidress Just Cavalli Flagship Store Opening
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    Oh dear lord….
    She skinned cookie monster.

  39. Pink Butt Tight Jeans Spiked Hat Carey Hart
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    Reminds me of Japanese porn.

  40. Lady Gaga Butt Thong Bikini R Kelly Terry Richardson Shoot
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    Where have I seen this before….?

  41. Marg Helgenberger Cleavage Boob Window 27th Annual American Cinematheque Award Presentation To Jerry Bruckheimer
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    I fucking love CSI.

  42. Olivia Wilde Butt Pregnant Belly Spandex Dress Her Premiere
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    Actors jaw

  43. Eiza Gonzalez Butt Flash Legs Minidress
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    I bet Miley has a room in her house covered in pictures of her going about her day.

  44. Tony Danza Goofy Grin Don Jon Premiere Paris
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    If he just had longer hair and an apron he could play the old Italian mom in those Barilla commercials

  45. Kayla Collins Butt Tight Pants Marlons WhatTheFunny.com Christmas Party
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    I’d use her thong to make a little tisanne. I’m so classy.

  46. Julia Roberts Mouth Wide Open August Osage County Premiere
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    Aerosmith looks younger here

  47. Jackson Galaxy Crazy Facial Hair Peace Sign
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    A crazy cat lady’s best friend.

  48. Greta Gerwig Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Her Premiere
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    Alicia Silverstone long lost sister

  49. Alfonso Ribeiro Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Day One
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    Thug Life

  50. Angela Simmons Legs Minidress Just Cavalli Flagship Store Opening
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    Could have fooled me, she looks like some tramp getting ready to ride the Sibian in Stern’s studio

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