The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.13.13

December 13th, 2013 // 417 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you a little early for reasons that are entirely personal and not at all related to Fish and I dancing in front of mirrors in our underwear singing into combs until we memorize every word of Beyonce‘s new album. Why would you even ask me that? You’re still getting a jam-packed TCWM, staring with Scott Foley (HA! I remember him from that thing that time!) who’s apparently sharing a wardrobe with Steve Harvey now. Then there’s my favorite cat wrangler and personal savior Jackson Galaxy, and finally, Bushwhacker Carlton.

If that doesn’t bring a smile to your face, congratulations, your heart is colder than mine, and that’s saying a lot considering I’m the guy who keeps putting this in your life,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Julia Roberts Mouth Wide Open August Osage County Premiere
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    Jon Hamm’s does it again.

  2. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
    dirtdog
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    A man?

  3. Amy Markham Cleavage In Santas Face Babes In Toyland Christmas Charity Event
    Bat Guano
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    Santa’s going to hold her there until she pisses in his lap, isn’t he?

    Oh Santa…I thought you were different.

  4. Cee Lo Green Sandals Baggy Linen Pants DBA Night Club
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    Getting away with rape is one thing, but NOBODY gets away with those shoes.

  5. Lady Gaga Butt Thong Bikini R Kelly Terry Richardson Shoot
    Slappy Magoo
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    So the love songs are true, there really is some douche bag for every douche bag.

  6. Cee Lo Green Sandals Baggy Linen Pants DBA Night Club
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    The force is strong with this one. And by force I mean chocolate.

  7. Scott Foley All White Outfit Matching Shoes Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    ‘Shit, someone said there was something flaming out here so I pulled the alarm. Get lost.’

  8. Olivia Wilde Butt Pregnant Belly Spandex Dress Her Premiere
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    You can tell it’s Jason Sudeikis’ baby because nobody likes it or wants to see it in anything.

  9. Greta Gerwig Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Her Premiere
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    Those straps could be removed with such ease. One click flick on each side and voila bare breasts.

  10. Scott Foley All White Outfit Matching Shoes Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Nice to see the mall chain of Old Guy at the Club Fashion Boutiques updated their mannequins.

  11. Greta Gerwig Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Her Premiere
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    Was this picture taken before or after Jamie Gumb threw her down the well in his basement and made her put the lotion on the skin?

  12. Matthew Mosshart Kelly Osbourne amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    That girl standing next to Dame Edna might wind up kinda pretty when she grows up.

  13. Alfonso Ribeiro Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Day One
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    DO you think days like these he wishes the urban legend about him dying from breaking his neck while spinning on his head in a breakdancing contest were true?

  14. Tony Danza Goofy Grin Don Jon Premiere Paris
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    Who’s the Boss…of this Rest Home? I need a new bedpan, like, NOW.

  15. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    I have to admit – without the Adam’s apple Bruce Jenner is kind of hot

  16. Matthew Mosshart Kelly Osbourne amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    She looks like someone put a wig and a dress on a fire hydrant.

  17. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage English National Ballet The Nutcracker St Martins Lane Hotel
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    Her invitation said ‘The Ultimate MILF’.

  18. Alfonso Ribeiro Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Day One
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    No, no, no, SANTA is black, the Crocodile Hunter is white.

    • Im so fucking confused after this week..

      • Dox

        Wait… no no no.
        Santa is a white Turkish guy. Jesus is an Aryan Jew. The Crocodile hunter is an albino Australoid (That’s an actual real term by the way….)… I am kind of confused though….

        Is the Easter bunny an actual bunny, or is he a long eared chinchilla? And if he’s a chinchilla (or even a he for that matter, what do we really know about this egg giving nutjob anyways?) Then do we change his name to Pedro? Or am I being racist?

      • cc

        ‘Is the Easter bunny an actual bunny, or is he a long eared chinchilla?

        He’s a pika with fake ears. Santa ran into him in northern BC and said ‘I’ve got a gig for you.’

  19. Sofia Vergara Butt Yoga Pants
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    I wish she was wearing those defective Lululemon pants.

  20. Marg Helgenberger Cleavage Boob Window 27th Annual American Cinematheque Award Presentation To Jerry Bruckheimer
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    How many fucking seasons was she on CSI anyway? She should be giving Bruckheimer daily blowjobs.

  21. Jennifer Nicole Lee Buttcrack Leg Sretch
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    You never have to apologize for giving me JNL pics, Photo Boy. Keep ‘em coming.

  22. Dermot Mulroney Long Hair August Osage County Premiere
    CrashHell
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    I know they are two different dudes, but I always transpose this guy and Dylan McDermott’s names.

  23. Marg Helgenberger Cleavage Boob Window 27th Annual American Cinematheque Award Presentation To Jerry Bruckheimer
    CrashHell
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    I don’t care how old it is. I bet that Furberger is DELICIOUS!

  24. Pink Butt Tight Jeans Spiked Hat Carey Hart
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    8-bit kid and a husband who looks like he’s doing the robot

  25. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    WTF? I’ve never seen her look uglier.

  26. Tony Danza Goofy Grin Don Jon Premiere Paris
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    I loved him in Punky Brewster.

  27. Lady Gaga Butt Thong Bikini R Kelly Terry Richardson Shoot
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    He’s going to tea bag her ass with droopy drawers and poopy diapers.

  28. Cee Lo Green Sandals Baggy Linen Pants DBA Night Club
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    Those tiny shoes are still too big. It ain’t easy bein’ Green.

  29. Eiza Gonzalez Butt Flash Legs Minidress
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    I am forming an angry mob to kill the photographer. Who’s with me?

  30. Julia Roberts Mouth Wide Open August Osage County Premiere
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    Ewwww thats the worst blowjob face Ive seen so far.

  31. Paula Abdul Drunk High In Car
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    That’s the look most people give when one of her songs come on the radio.

  32. Julia Roberts Mouth Wide Open August Osage County Premiere
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    It must be fun to believe everybody thinks you’re amusing and cute.

  33. Cee Lo Green Sandals Baggy Linen Pants DBA Night Club
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    What a stupid rapist/druggy. This guy ought to be in prison…instead, he’s out promoting his fat ass disgusting self. Loser.

  34. Paula Abdul Drunk High In Car
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    She’s about to go full Witherspoon.

  35. Jennifer Nicole Lee Buttcrack Leg Sretch
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    To make her mad tell her shes nice and thick with meat on her bones like the two fat guys on motorcycles.

  36. Jason Derulo Pants Sagging On Top Of Backup Dancers Key 103 Jingle Ball Live
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    So many gay tops and none want to be the bottom boys.

  37. Marg Helgenberger Cleavage Boob Window 27th Annual American Cinematheque Award Presentation To Jerry Bruckheimer
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    These people need to quit going to the plastic surgeon….she looks asian now.

  38. Lady Gaga Butt Thong Bikini R Kelly Terry Richardson Shoot
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    That’s one for the spank bank.

  39. Jackson Galaxy Crazy Facial Hair Peace Sign
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    He’s dressed that way as some sort of gag right? RIGHT?

  40. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage English National Ballet The Nutcracker St Martins Lane Hotel
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    Kid at left is thinking, “Maybe when I’m 30 and she’s 65 …”

  41. Ricky Martin Peace Sign 40 Principales Awards Photocall
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    No, that’s okay, my prostate is fine.

  42. Cee Lo Green Sandals Baggy Linen Pants DBA Night Club
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    His transition to 2009 Star Jones is off to a good start.

  43. Pink Butt Tight Jeans Spiked Hat Carey Hart
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    What’s he doing…the robot?

  44. Paula Abdul Drunk High In Car
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    She still can’t see what she’s thinking, but she’s getting close.

  45. Cee Lo Green Sandals Baggy Linen Pants DBA Night Club
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    On a normal sized person those would be short shorts.

  46. Julia Roberts Mouth Wide Open August Osage County Premiere
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    She just realized Jennifer Lawrence is taking her place as America’s Sweetheart.

  47. Cee Lo Green Sandals Baggy Linen Pants DBA Night Club
    Dox
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    Take your hand, cover his face from the top of his sunglasses down…..

    Kind of looks like a Jawa Sand Crawler, doesn’t it?

    You’re welcome.

    • JennaBlon

      I Kinda See Kung Fu Panda Myself…But I See Where You’re Coming From…I Think I’d Like To Unsee It All Now Please.

      • Dox

        When you look into…. the… forehead…. sometimes… it looks back?

        Or something like that.
        Support meetings start at 10pm, my house. BYOB.

  48. Halle Berry Huge Mom Boobs Post Baby Weight Loss
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    Not shown: Organic melons

  49. Scott Foley All White Outfit Matching Shoes Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Wow. Just, wow.

  50. Sofia Vergara Butt Yoga Pants
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    I would let her fart the cheerios off my cereal bowl, It’s a bit of a stretch but I do have Lysol.

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