The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.13.13

December 13th, 2013 // 417 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you a little early for reasons that are entirely personal and not at all related to Fish and I dancing in front of mirrors in our underwear singing into combs until we memorize every word of Beyonce‘s new album. Why would you even ask me that? You’re still getting a jam-packed TCWM, staring with Scott Foley (HA! I remember him from that thing that time!) who’s apparently sharing a wardrobe with Steve Harvey now. Then there’s my favorite cat wrangler and personal savior Jackson Galaxy, and finally, Bushwhacker Carlton.

If that doesn’t bring a smile to your face, congratulations, your heart is colder than mine, and that’s saying a lot considering I’m the guy who keeps putting this in your life,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
    lawn
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    She looks like she wants to kill me.

  2. Pink Butt Tight Jeans Spiked Hat Carey Hart
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    8 bit kid with 2 bit parents.

  3. Cee Lo Green Sandals Baggy Linen Pants DBA Night Club
    joe
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    He’s been focusing on the neglected food groups: the whipped group, the congealed group, and the choctastic.

  4. Lady Gaga Butt Thong Bikini R Kelly Terry Richardson Shoot
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    Yeah, I think we got it know.

  5. Matthew Mosshart Kelly Osbourne amfAR Inspiration Gala
    joe
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    Young Ozzy time traveled to give his daughter some advice. But since he forgot Sharon, he has no idea what he wanted to say.

  6. Tony Danza Goofy Grin Don Jon Premiere Paris
    joe
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    Banta’s now a flyweight.

  7. Jon Voight White Scarf 27th Annual American Cinematheque Award Presentation To Jerry Bruckheimer
    joe
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    I did not have sex with that woman. Miss Jolie.

  8. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    What’s he so smug about?

  9. Lady Gaga Butt Thong Bikini R Kelly Terry Richardson Shoot
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    Is this the part where he burns her with a cigar, then pees on her, and then I climax?

    • Dox

      Nah, this is the part where she paints her face to look like a mime, stands in naked in a forest clearing with her arms upraised for fourteen days, he dances around her chanting Sumerian funerary rites, and the both somehow manage to pull another hit album out of their asses.

  10. Greta Gerwig Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Her Premiere
    gretas gerwigs
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    first

  11. Matthew Mosshart Kelly Osbourne amfAR Inspiration Gala
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Mat! Get in close so we can see what a happy couple you two are!”
    “. . .”

  12. Dermot Mulroney Long Hair August Osage County Premiere
    Josephus
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    Scott Stapp called. He wants his hair back.

    No, seriously, it’s cold sleeping on the street.

  13. Jackson Galaxy Crazy Facial Hair Peace Sign
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    Whatever it is you are trying to pull off with a shaved head and intricately etched beard is negated by carrying around a mocha pussachino.

  14. Tony Danza Goofy Grin Don Jon Premiere Paris
    Joe Blow
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    Yikes

  15. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage English National Ballet The Nutcracker St Martins Lane Hotel
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Oi! Brothah! I’ve got a plan: You distract her by grabbing her boobs, then I’ll steal her blood so I can be hot forever too.”

  16. Lady Gaga Butt Thong Bikini R Kelly Terry Richardson Shoot
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    Kim K and Kanye don’t like copycats…Unless they’re getting a percentage.

  17. Eiza Gonzalez Butt Flash Legs Minidress
    Mohawk Disco
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    HOT!

  18. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    Her face is tough to beat.

  19. Jon Voight White Scarf 27th Annual American Cinematheque Award Presentation To Jerry Bruckheimer
    Josephus
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    “Except when my pants are on, I make gold records!”

  20. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Cleavage Slutty Mrs Clause Outfits Babes In Toyland Christmas Charity Event
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    The don’t look like they are 5 bars deep on the xannies. Nope, not at all.

  21. Taylor Hackford Touching Helen Mirren Stomach 27th Annual American Cinematheque Award Presentation To Jerry Bruckheimer
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    It’s only fitting that the most interesting man in the world get to be with Helen Mirren.

  22. Amy Markham Cleavage In Santas Face Babes In Toyland Christmas Charity Event
    Joe Blow
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    Wait… Santa’s a white guy?

  23. Eiza Gonzalez Butt Flash Legs Minidress
    ThisWillHurt
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    Couldn’t afford the panty-flash shot, could you Photo Boy?

  24. Julia Roberts Mouth Wide Open August Osage County Premiere
    teddy
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    Disgusting

  25. Scott Foley All White Outfit Matching Shoes Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Jon Favreu really needs to break character once in a while.

  26. Cee Lo Green Sandals Baggy Linen Pants DBA Night Club
    cc
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    Is he a pygmy?

  27. Ricky Martin Peace Sign 40 Principales Awards Photocall
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    Two in the Stink?… Two in the Stink?… Any takers?

  28. Paula Abdul Drunk High In Car
    cc
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    The first fifth of scotch is always the hardest.

  29. Cee Lo Green Sandals Baggy Linen Pants DBA Night Club
    nobody's second cousin
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    Nice shoes, dude.. Thanks for holding up your skirt to show us.

  30. Alfonso Ribeiro Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Day One
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    If he runs into a deadly snake, he can always do the Calrton. Never fails.

  31. Greta Gerwig Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Her Premiere
    RickNasty
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    Why does one nip point up and the other points down? #lazynip

  32. Alfonso Ribeiro Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Day One
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    Don’t you have to be a celebrity to be on that show?

  33. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
    JC
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    I’m feeling inspired.

  34. Cee Lo Green Sandals Baggy Linen Pants DBA Night Club
    Butt Plugger
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    Magic Johnson’s son in 10 years

  35. Cee Lo Green Sandals Baggy Linen Pants DBA Night Club
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    Throw a floppy wide-brimmed hat on him and Magic wouldn’t even know it wasn’t his son.

  36. Pink Butt Tight Jeans Spiked Hat Carey Hart
    ThisWillHurt
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    All that money, and Pink still can’t afford a 1080 HD child. Sad times we live in.

  37. Jackson Galaxy Crazy Facial Hair Peace Sign
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    Jackson, how many fat girls did you have sex with after saving their cats?

  38. Lady Gaga Butt Thong Bikini R Kelly Terry Richardson Shoot
    cc
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    It’s be funny if he sat on her back and started going ‘Heeeya, mule’ and swatting her backside…with a wrench.

  39. Lady Gaga Butt Thong Bikini R Kelly Terry Richardson Shoot
    JC
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    If you scrape all the war paint off, remove the giant eggshells and feather boas, and put her in a bikini on all fours, Lady Gaga don’t look half bad.

  40. Alfonso Ribeiro Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Day One
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    A black guy in Australia? Crikey!

  41. Cee Lo Green Sandals Baggy Linen Pants DBA Night Club
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    Cee-Loprah Winfrey

  42. Taylor Hackford Touching Helen Mirren Stomach 27th Annual American Cinematheque Award Presentation To Jerry Bruckheimer
    JC
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    What’s the proper way to address someone you’re about to finger bang if she holds the title of Dame? Just in case it ever comes up.

  43. Julia Roberts Mouth Wide Open August Osage County Premiere
    JC
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    She just saw the ultrasound of her mutant fetus.

  44. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Cleavage Slutty Mrs Clause Outfits Babes In Toyland Christmas Charity Event
    nobody's second cousin
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    How do these two keep getting work? They’re not attractive. Isn’t that the only requirement for that kind of gig?

  45. Lady Gaga Butt Thong Bikini R Kelly Terry Richardson Shoot
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    I can hear Kris filing the copyright infringement lawsuit from 4 states away.

  46. Matthew Mosshart Kelly Osbourne amfAR Inspiration Gala
    JC
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    Yes, please stand aside, Matthew. We don’t want any distractions in the photos of Ozzy in a purple wig and orange evening gown.

  47. Amy Markham Cleavage In Santas Face Babes In Toyland Christmas Charity Event
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    “Is that a yule log in your pocket, or are you John Hamm?”

  48. Alfonso Ribeiro Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Day One
    JC
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    He’s going to appear in the series reboot, retitled “The Fresh Prince of Eclairs.”

  49. Eiza Gonzalez Butt Flash Legs Minidress
    JC
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    I like it when they come pre-bruised. It lets me work with a certain sense of abandon.

  50. Cee Lo Green Sandals Baggy Linen Pants DBA Night Club
    Slappy Magoo
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    Why does he look so angry at us? WE didn’t tell him to dress like Florida Evans going on her first date since James died in that car crash

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