The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.11.15
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Michael Keaton had an absolute fucking blast at Ron Howard’s Hollywood Walk of Fame ceremony, just the smell of Jay Leno apparently makes Norwegians orgasm, and Ronda Rousey’s back, and apparently she’s been hiding among People Of Walmart this whole time. So, full disclosure, when putting in that link in I saw this fat guy’s dick stuffed into a plastic bag. By now you’ve probably seen it too, so I don’t know if that makes us legally related in some kind of fucked up way, but I think we should all go to therapy together, as a family.
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