The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.9.12

November 9th, 2012 // 531 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where it’s starting to seem like David Beckham is really gunning for this year’s Jon Hamm‘s Penis Achievement Award, although sadly nobody will receive it until Fish or I get some very invasive surgery. We’ve also got Marc Anthony, who also can’t believe the level of ass he gets, my wish for Danny Trejo to never leave Russia, and finally, “Sorry folks, no deal if he won’t do anal. Actually nevermind, we’ve got tons of Khloe stock footage. Welcome to show business!” – Kris Jenner to this kid‘s parents.

You just laughed at a statutory rape joke. Enjoy your weekend,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Larry King Unzipped Fly
    Oz Matters
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    It’s like he is Rupert Murdoch’s picture of Dorian Gray.

  2. Emma Stone Andrew Garfield Making Faces At Photographers
    Ruckus
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    “Aliens”

  3. Larry King Unzipped Fly
    Bigalkie
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    ” Where’s his Marc Anthony character? I’m gonna kick,his ass ” .

  4. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage
    Bigalkie
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    Ho Hum.. How boring. Your Daddy’s rich and you’re very average and chubby, with an inexcusable amount of make up.. He must be so proud.

  5. Berenice Marlohe Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    She has a serious case of British mouth.

  6. Alexa Vega Cleavage Chaps Machete Kills Twitter
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    “Yo Alexa, I’ve gotta deal for you. I’ll let you shoot me if you let me give you CPR…”

  7. Sam Mendes Javier Bardem Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    Since these stars are so cheap and easy to get, I think I’ll order one for myself…or maybe two, one for TomFrank and one for McFeely Smackup. What the hell, I kinda got a thing for CranAppleSnapple…one for her, too.

    • Since these stars are so cheap and easy to get, I think I’ll order one for myself…or maybe two, one for TomFrank and one for McFeely Smackup. What the hell, I kinda got a thing for CranAppleSnapple…one for her, too.
      Ahhh…better!

  8. Lady Gaga Thong Buttcheeks
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    Actually, I think this is a very sexy shot. Now if it were only someone I really like…Jennifer Lawrence, for example.

  9. Coco Cleavage Tight Pants
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    “Goin’ my way, Sailor?”

  10. Emma Stone Andrew Garfield Making Faces At Photographers
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    “So in this new movie, I actually have one line: ‘I am THE BOOGEYMAN!’

  11. Estelle Flavor Flav MC Lyte Soul Train Awards
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    This fucker looks like he’s having entirely too much fun to not be fucked up on something or other…

  12. Kristen Stewart Tight Black Dress Heavy Eye Make Up
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    If I ever wanted to fuck a guy, she’d be the one.

  13. James Spader Fedora Scarf Lincoln Premiere AFI Fest
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    “Hey, Spader. Asshole. This is just a quickie photo-op. You’re not posing for a postage stamp.”
    (Arrogant fucking dick head!)

  14. Berenice Marlohe Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    I think she’s fucking gorgeous!

  15. Kanye West Crotch Grab Shirt Tied Around Waist
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    “Teacher-r-r-r…I had an accident…”

  16. JWoww Bloated Face AB Cuts Promotion
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    Know what would look really great on JWoww’s hair? SHAM-fucking-POO!

  17. Andy Dick Nipple Tweak
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    Had is name changed from “Harry Dicksucker.”

  18. Justin Bieber Blazer With Sleeves Rolled Up The Lion King Broadway
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    “I am so-o-o-o-o pissed! Some little girl stole one of my graham crackers and I’m gonna kick her ass!”

  19. Marc Anthony Shirtless Shannon De Lima Bikini
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    If this fucker gets any thinner, he’ll slip down between the grains of sand.

  20. Kanye West Crotch Grab Shirt Tied Around Waist
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    “Kim! The critters be wrigglin’ again. C’mere and press yo fine ass against it.

  21. Alexa Vega Cleavage Chaps Machete Kills Twitter
    Tron
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    Hello, sexy fem-bot!

  22. Lisa Benavides Tim Blake Nelson Quartet Premiere AFI Fest
    Poplika
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    I didn’t know Jennifer Anniston had a sister.

  23. Larry King Unzipped Fly
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    “She really likes it when I stick my tongue out like this and then trace the alphabet with the tip.”

  24. Lisa Benavides Tim Blake Nelson Quartet Premiere AFI Fest
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    I thought cows only came with black spots.

  25. Kim Kardashian Kissing Small Boy Fan
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    Look at that cunt. A cheek kiss…and she doesn’t really even reciprocate. C’mon, Kim, turn your head. Give the lad a full on mouth-to-mouth, tongue down the throat kiss — something he’ll remember. And while your at it, “accidentally” left him touch your massive mammaries.

  26. Justin Bieber Blazer With Sleeves Rolled Up The Lion King Broadway
    Hank E. Ring
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    K.D. Lang is back!

  27. Estelle Flavor Flav MC Lyte Soul Train Awards
    Tron
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    “Hi everybodyyyy! Meet my new ho’s – Gonah and Rhea”

  28. Alexa Vega Cleavage Chaps Machete Kills Twitter
    Brandon
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    Am I the only one who finds it creepy that Robert Rodriguez put her in this outfit when he’s known here since she was only 12?

  29. Estelle Flavor Flav MC Lyte Soul Train Awards
    New Age Outlaws
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    Chris Angel: And this is how you hoax…………..
    Flaaaaaaaaaaaaaver Flaaaaaaaaaaav

  30. Alexa Vega Cleavage Chaps Machete Kills Twitter
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    Tarentino just rolled his eyes and said, “I can’t jack off to this. You can’t even see her feet!”

  31. James Spader Fedora Scarf Lincoln Premiere AFI Fest
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    Doctor WooHoo

  32. Emma Stone Andrew Garfield Making Faces At Photographers
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    Interesting side note, this particular taqueria is (or rather was) a favorite food stop for Julia Childs!

  33. David Beckham Underwear H&M
    NoLadyDi
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    He is gorgeous! I want to do naughty things to him and his bag of M&Ms.

  34. Justin Bieber Blazer With Sleeves Rolled Up The Lion King Broadway
    Androo
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    I think he’s starting to look like Michael Jackson. Creepy.

  35. Alexa Vega Cleavage Chaps Machete Kills Twitter
    Skeeter
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    She looks outstanding. I have a feeling that pic of her will give me inspiration for quite a while.

  36. JWoww Bloated Face AB Cuts Promotion
    Skeeter
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    I’d probably be willing to sit on her face.

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