Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where it’s starting to seem like David Beckham is really gunning for this year’s Jon Hamm‘s Penis Achievement Award, although sadly nobody will receive it until Fish or I get some very invasive surgery. We’ve also got Marc Anthony, who also can’t believe the level of ass he gets, my wish for Danny Trejo to never leave Russia, and finally, “Sorry folks, no deal if he won’t do anal. Actually nevermind, we’ve got tons of Khloe stock footage. Welcome to show business!” – Kris Jenner to this kid‘s parents.
You just laughed at a statutory rape joke. Enjoy your weekend,
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Reports of Castro’s death were premature.
id buss
Blue Steel!
“I freed who?”
Love those shows where they give the homeless a free makeover!
I gotta hand it to Larry, he dresses way cooler than most 104-year olds.
It looks like part of him came off on her dress.
Looks like she’s wearing those clip-on flip-up sunglasses, without the regular glasses underneath.
All of a sudden I want a Toblerone
Psssh. You shouldn’t need a reason to want a Toblerone.
What a horrifying joke.
I see whomever outfitter her went with “least practical” as the theme for both clothing and sidearm.
seriously, a Mac-11? what is this, 1982?
She needs more eyeshadow.
Those Real Dolls® don’t look quite as realistic as they used to.
Someone has to go pee pee.
He has high anxiety.
Well if she’d listened the first time…
Someone should explain to her that no one is taking her picture because they think she looks hot.
I’m not even joking, I would love to break my hand clocking this motherfucker. And Im pretty sure I could outrun his goon squad.
Is he turning into a werewolf?
If so, he’s about to get kicked out. That sign with the rat, llama, and pheasant reads, “no animals allowed”.
Does the star cost less if it’s placed in front of a loading dock door…or if it’s for someone you’ve never heard of?
That guy just makes me think ‘Far Side Cartoon’
Ahhh he used to be so hot.
Now he’s just an aging puffy metrosexual.
The most fake fake tits ever implanted.
Seriously… those were the best cans money could buy?
well at least you can say there isnt an obscene gap between her breasts. Thats got to count for something
Hanover Fiste.
I am so fed up with her and her stupid cheated boyfriend. Enough of these morons.
Great plan, get a guy to model underwear who never wears underwear, but does scratch his crotch constantly.
Best in a bikini.
Radioman is so rich and powerful he has Robin Williams fetch his dry cleaning.
She’s gone full camel now..two humps and a toe.
“You now have herpes.”
This bitch is going to look like Sarah Jessica Parker in a decade or so.
With boobs though!
What does she do? WHAT DOES THIS TALENTLESS COONT DO that would make you want to have your picture taken with her? I seriously DO NOT GET IT!
She has a big ass, a sex tape and her dad pimped for a double murderer; throw in the intertubes and Twitter and that is all it takes these days to keep fame whoring in motion.
If after googling them, and still not really being sure who they are, do they really belong here? Just saying.
Dinklage in the background trying to get her attention by flexing.
Even the clock tells it’s well past 15 minutes.
Whats with the crotch grabbing? I have to give him props on not wearing those stupid leather pants. He looks almost normal here.
Chewing your gum looks classless. Gumming your gum looks hilarious.
For her next trick, Coco’s going to make that bollard disappear… we’ll find out where after the break. Giggity-giggity, giggity-goo.
I’d watch that.
Kanye found his peepee again. Good boy! Your mom would be so proud!
Always classy
Someone just showed him how dumb he looked in yesterday’s picture with the Jonas brothers.
I think I saw him in the pages of one of my comic books from the eighties.
I tried finding that video of him getting kicked out a house party but I think youtube removed it.
Everyone on the deck overhead were pouring their cups of beer on him as he was falling down in the alley.
Funny/sad, depending on your level of empathy
I found it fucking hilarious.
Post that shit up!
I remember it, but I can’t find it… this is as close as I got.
http://www.mefeedia.com/news/9830883
TMZ seems to have had it originally, but now they just have the news story on their site – sadly, no vid.
I found the video freakin’ hilarious and I’m incredibly fucking sensitive.
Wow, does she ever look thrilled to be there.
He finally found the button that closes his mouth. It was right on his taint all along.
Public exams are fine – guys get breast cancer too, you know?
MC Lyte… nice!
Emma just knew the next hour will be full of Andrew ranting why you never toast a tortilla on the side where it touches the beef if you serve it with sour cream.
Senile. Now he forgets to zip up.
And he wound up in West Hollywood. The guy in the back has an “Instant Assification” bag.
(sits up quickly)
“Oops! Papi just pooped himself again, get the wipes”