The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.9.12

November 9th, 2012 // 531 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where it’s starting to seem like David Beckham is really gunning for this year’s Jon Hamm‘s Penis Achievement Award, although sadly nobody will receive it until Fish or I get some very invasive surgery. We’ve also got Marc Anthony, who also can’t believe the level of ass he gets, my wish for Danny Trejo to never leave Russia, and finally, “Sorry folks, no deal if he won’t do anal. Actually nevermind, we’ve got tons of Khloe stock footage. Welcome to show business!” – Kris Jenner to this kid‘s parents.

You just laughed at a statutory rape joke. Enjoy your weekend,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Danny Trejo Russian Hat
    Contusion
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    Reports of Castro’s death were premature.

  2. Alexa Vega Cleavage Chaps Machete Kills Twitter
    skunk
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    id buss

  3. Justin Bieber Blazer With Sleeves Rolled Up The Lion King Broadway
    --
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    Blue Steel!

  4. Emma Stone Andrew Garfield Making Faces At Photographers
    B&WMinstrel
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    “I freed who?”

  5. JWoww Bloated Face AB Cuts Promotion
    Johnny P!
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    Love those shows where they give the homeless a free makeover!

  6. Larry King Unzipped Fly
    Contusion
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    I gotta hand it to Larry, he dresses way cooler than most 104-year olds.

  7. Lisa Benavides Tim Blake Nelson Quartet Premiere AFI Fest
    Contusion
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    It looks like part of him came off on her dress.

  8. Kristen Stewart Tight Black Dress Heavy Eye Make Up
    1NDUN
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    Looks like she’s wearing those clip-on flip-up sunglasses, without the regular glasses underneath.

  9. Estelle Flavor Flav MC Lyte Soul Train Awards
    B&WMinstrel
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    All of a sudden I want a Toblerone

  10. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage
    Contusion
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    What a horrifying joke.

  11. Alexa Vega Cleavage Chaps Machete Kills Twitter
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    I see whomever outfitter her went with “least practical” as the theme for both clothing and sidearm.

    seriously, a Mac-11? what is this, 1982?

  12. Kristen Stewart Tight Black Dress Heavy Eye Make Up
    Cock Dr
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    She needs more eyeshadow.

  13. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage
    Contusion
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    Those Real Dolls® don’t look quite as realistic as they used to.

  14. Kanye West Crotch Grab Shirt Tied Around Waist
    Enidaj
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    Someone has to go pee pee.

  15. Estelle Flavor Flav MC Lyte Soul Train Awards
    1NDUN
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    He has high anxiety.

  16. Kristen Stewart Tight Black Dress Heavy Eye Make Up
    B&WMinstrel
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    Well if she’d listened the first time…

  17. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage
    Contusion
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    Someone should explain to her that no one is taking her picture because they think she looks hot.

  18. Kanye West Crotch Grab Shirt Tied Around Waist
    Deacon Jones
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    I’m not even joking, I would love to break my hand clocking this motherfucker. And Im pretty sure I could outrun his goon squad.

  19. Emma Stone Andrew Garfield Making Faces At Photographers
    Ronaldo
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    Is he turning into a werewolf?

    • 1NDUN

      If so, he’s about to get kicked out. That sign with the rat, llama, and pheasant reads, “no animals allowed”.

  20. Sam Mendes Javier Bardem Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    Does the star cost less if it’s placed in front of a loading dock door…or if it’s for someone you’ve never heard of?

  21. Lisa Benavides Tim Blake Nelson Quartet Premiere AFI Fest
    imp
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    That guy just makes me think ‘Far Side Cartoon’

  22. James Spader Fedora Scarf Lincoln Premiere AFI Fest
    Cock Dr
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    Ahhh he used to be so hot.
    Now he’s just an aging puffy metrosexual.

  23. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage
    Contusion
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    The most fake fake tits ever implanted.

  24. Lisa Benavides Tim Blake Nelson Quartet Premiere AFI Fest
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    Hanover Fiste.

  25. Kristen Stewart Tight Black Dress Heavy Eye Make Up
    Ronaldo
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    I am so fed up with her and her stupid cheated boyfriend. Enough of these morons.

  26. David Beckham Underwear H&M
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    Great plan, get a guy to model underwear who never wears underwear, but does scratch his crotch constantly.

  27. Kelly Brook Butt Pants Suit
    Cock Dr
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    Best in a bikini.

  28. Robin Williams Radioman
    1NDUN
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    Radioman is so rich and powerful he has Robin Williams fetch his dry cleaning.

  29. Coco Cleavage Tight Pants
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    She’s gone full camel now..two humps and a toe.

  30. Kim Kardashian Kissing Small Boy Fan
    Sheppy
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    “You now have herpes.”

  31. Alexa Vega Cleavage Chaps Machete Kills Twitter
    Daryl G.
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    This bitch is going to look like Sarah Jessica Parker in a decade or so.

  32. Kim Kardashian Kissing Small Boy Fan
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    What does she do? WHAT DOES THIS TALENTLESS COONT DO that would make you want to have your picture taken with her? I seriously DO NOT GET IT!

    • Mama Pinkus

      She has a big ass, a sex tape and her dad pimped for a double murderer; throw in the intertubes and Twitter and that is all it takes these days to keep fame whoring in motion.

  33. Lisa Benavides Tim Blake Nelson Quartet Premiere AFI Fest
    brick
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    If after googling them, and still not really being sure who they are, do they really belong here? Just saying.

  34. Berenice Marlohe Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
    1NDUN
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    Dinklage in the background trying to get her attention by flexing.

  35. Estelle Flavor Flav MC Lyte Soul Train Awards
    Joe
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    Even the clock tells it’s well past 15 minutes.

  36. Kanye West Crotch Grab Shirt Tied Around Waist
    Ronaldo
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    Whats with the crotch grabbing? I have to give him props on not wearing those stupid leather pants. He looks almost normal here.

  37. Larry King Unzipped Fly
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    Chewing your gum looks classless. Gumming your gum looks hilarious.

  38. Coco Cleavage Tight Pants
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    For her next trick, Coco’s going to make that bollard disappear… we’ll find out where after the break. Giggity-giggity, giggity-goo.

  39. Kanye West Crotch Grab Shirt Tied Around Waist
    Snack pack
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    Kanye found his peepee again. Good boy! Your mom would be so proud!

  40. Andy Dick Nipple Tweak
    Ronaldo
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    Always classy

  41. Danny Trejo Russian Hat
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    Someone just showed him how dumb he looked in yesterday’s picture with the Jonas brothers.

  42. Marc Anthony Shirtless Shannon De Lima Bikini
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    I think I saw him in the pages of one of my comic books from the eighties.

  43. Andy Dick Nipple Tweak
    Deacon Jones
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    I tried finding that video of him getting kicked out a house party but I think youtube removed it.
    Everyone on the deck overhead were pouring their cups of beer on him as he was falling down in the alley.

    Funny/sad, depending on your level of empathy

  44. Emma Stone Andrew Garfield Making Faces At Photographers
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    Wow, does she ever look thrilled to be there.

  45. Kanye West Crotch Grab Shirt Tied Around Waist
    1NDUN
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    He finally found the button that closes his mouth. It was right on his taint all along.

  46. Andy Dick Nipple Tweak
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    Public exams are fine – guys get breast cancer too, you know?

  47. Estelle Flavor Flav MC Lyte Soul Train Awards
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    MC Lyte… nice!

  48. Emma Stone Andrew Garfield Making Faces At Photographers
    Visible Ink
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    Emma just knew the next hour will be full of Andrew ranting why you never toast a tortilla on the side where it touches the beef if you serve it with sour cream.

  49. Larry King Unzipped Fly
    Ronaldo
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    Senile. Now he forgets to zip up.

  50. Marc Anthony Shirtless Shannon De Lima Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    (sits up quickly)
    “Oops! Papi just pooped himself again, get the wipes”

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