The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.9.12

November 9th, 2012 // 531 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where it’s starting to seem like David Beckham is really gunning for this year’s Jon Hamm‘s Penis Achievement Award, although sadly nobody will receive it until Fish or I get some very invasive surgery. We’ve also got Marc Anthony, who also can’t believe the level of ass he gets, my wish for Danny Trejo to never leave Russia, and finally, “Sorry folks, no deal if he won’t do anal. Actually nevermind, we’ve got tons of Khloe stock footage. Welcome to show business!” – Kris Jenner to this kid‘s parents.

You just laughed at a statutory rape joke. Enjoy your weekend,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Estelle Flavor Flav MC Lyte Soul Train Awards
    Joe Blow
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    Whomever that is on the right: “AGH!! A bug!! Get it off!!! Get it off!!!”

  2. Emma Stone Andrew Garfield Making Faces At Photographers
    it had to be said
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    Taco shits are the worst.

  3. Kristen Stewart Tight Black Dress Heavy Eye Make Up
    Joe Blow
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    Look, a skancoon!

  4. Estelle Flavor Flav MC Lyte Soul Train Awards
    it had to be said
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    That’s one man who should not be wearing a target on his chest. Yeah, BBBOOOYYYYYY!!!!

  5. Justin Bieber Blazer With Sleeves Rolled Up The Lion King Broadway
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    Well, at least thanks to Obama, one day he’ll be able to get married.

  6. James Spader Fedora Scarf Lincoln Premiere AFI Fest
    Joe Blow
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    Elton John: The Gay Years

  7. James Spader Fedora Scarf Lincoln Premiere AFI Fest
    it had to be said
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    What a complete fucking douche.

  8. Alexa Vega Cleavage Chaps Machete Kills Twitter
    DeucePickle
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    Meester, change your tire, Meester ?

  9. Larry King Unzipped Fly
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    Justin Bieber’s great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather.

  10. Robin Williams Radioman
    Joe Blow
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    Wait… who is that with Radioman?

  11. Kanye West Crotch Grab Shirt Tied Around Waist
    it had to be said
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    What an idiot. Everyone knows that in the UK you grab your junk on the right, not the left. Sheesh.

  12. Danny Trejo Russian Hat
    DeucePickle
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    That guy has seen some things

  13. JWoww Bloated Face AB Cuts Promotion
    Joe Blow
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    Yuck.

  14. JWoww Bloated Face AB Cuts Promotion
    it had to be said
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    She’s going straight from young whore to middle-aged whore.

  15. David Beckham Underwear H&M
    Cock Dr
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    Posh can have him. He’s going in a seriously weird looking direction.

  16. Alexa Vega Cleavage Chaps Machete Kills Twitter
    joe
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    BRB, buying ticket to shitty movie.

  17. Justin Bieber Blazer With Sleeves Rolled Up The Lion King Broadway
    Joe Blow
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    “They tried to stone me once, my dear. It did not worrrrk.”

  18. Larry King Unzipped Fly
    it had to be said
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    And one more restaurant is completely out of Jello now. Thanks, Larry.

  19. JWoww Bloated Face AB Cuts Promotion
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I always hated when those religious nuts would go on TV after a disaster and say it was GOD sending us a message.

    However, I’m confident that the recent superstorm was a message from GOD… “Even though Jersey Shore has been cancelled. I’m going to guarantee that by getting rid of the entire Jersey Shore.”

    (That’s a direct quote, BTW.)

  20. James Spader Fedora Scarf Lincoln Premiere AFI Fest
    DeucePickle
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    Look who’s pregnant

  21. Alexa Vega Cleavage Chaps Machete Kills Twitter
    Visible Ink
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    I love you! I love you! I love you! – The movie also has Sofia Vergara, Jessica Alba, Amber Heard and Michelle Rodriguez. I’m gonna have to put my dick on life support by the time I’m through watching this film.

    • djalyv

      I’ll help you save your weiner Visible Ink…Sofia Vergara looks like the Grinch. Try to forget that next time you see her.

  22. Alexa Vega Cleavage Chaps Machete Kills Twitter
    Deacon Jones
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    I thought she was holding a “Drilldo” for a second….

  23. Larry King Unzipped Fly
    Joe Blow
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    “Mmmm… I love the taste of man paste in the evening.”

  24. Andy Dick Nipple Tweak
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Too late for us to shield our eyes like the guy in the background.

  25. Lisa Benavides Tim Blake Nelson Quartet Premiere AFI Fest
    Joe Blow
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    Two questions: “Who?” and “Who”?

  26. Kim Kardashian Kissing Small Boy Fan
    Joe Blow
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    “Look mum, I got an S.T.D.!”

  27. Berenice Marlohe Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
    DeucePickle
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    “I can’t wait until I’m in 2 movies, then I can have a star too.”

    • not sure if that was a knock on Bardem but he has been in quite a few movies, not too many Hollywood ones but he was great in the ones he was in.

      • DeucePickle

        He wasn’t in too many Hollywood movies ? Well shouldn’t that be a requirement to get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame ?
        Maybe his star should be on some other city’s Walk of Fame.
        I like the guy as an actor but seems kinda soon for this.

      • Swearin

        It’s really not that hard to get a star on the Walk of Fame now, just be in couple things, buy it for a few thousand, and have some big, popular project about to come out in theaters/on TV/on the radio (or if you’re old and everyone expects you to die any day now, that works too).

        I mean jeez, I think the Kardashians have a star, or tried to get one this year. That should tell you everything.

  28. Kristen Stewart Tight Black Dress Heavy Eye Make Up
    Johnny P!
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    She used to smirk at the cameras all the time.
    Not so much these days.
    I wonder why…?

  29. Coco Cleavage Tight Pants
    Cock Dr
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    I’ve never seen boots fashioned from mosaic tiles.

  30. Larry King Unzipped Fly
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Losing control of your tongue is a sign you should’ve died 7 years ago.

  31. Coco Cleavage Tight Pants
    Deacon Jones
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    She actually looks quite lustful in this shot…she was losing me there for the past couple years…

  32. James Spader Fedora Scarf Lincoln Premiere AFI Fest
    shonzie
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    Who leaves the house and decides, after looking at the couch, that wearing the throw blanket out in public would be a good idea?

  33. David Beckham Underwear H&M
    Phoenix
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    David Beckham hiding a bag of M&M’s.

  34. Andy Dick Nipple Tweak
    Johnny P!
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    The pose pretty much sums him up.

  35. Lisa Benavides Tim Blake Nelson Quartet Premiere AFI Fest
    Kramer Fallwood
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    Jon Stewart with a wig?

  36. Kim Kardashian Kissing Small Boy Fan
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The last time she kissed a white guy, her dad was still alive.

  37. Justin Bieber Blazer With Sleeves Rolled Up The Lion King Broadway
    Johnny P!
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    Looking dejected ’cause his Mom wouldn’t let him play with the Victoria’s Secret models’ ‘Tinker Toys”.

  38. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
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    She was definitely born with those wrists. Maybe.

  39. James Spader Fedora Scarf Lincoln Premiere AFI Fest
    Phoenix
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    Still Standing.

  40. David Beckham Underwear H&M
    B&WMinstrel
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    He’s his own ten dollar portrait

  41. Robin Williams Radioman
    Phoenix
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    Dad?

  42. James Spader Fedora Scarf Lincoln Premiere AFI Fest
    joe
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    Scarves, lies, and DVDs. We all get old.

  43. Lady Gaga Thong Buttcheeks
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    I thought the Brazilian police were trying to crack down on the crack problem before the world cup

  44. Marc Anthony Shirtless Shannon De Lima Bikini
    Johnny P!
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    They make retardedly strong sunscreens now if Skeletor can go out in full daytime sun!

  45. Lady Gaga Thong Buttcheeks
    Visible Ink
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    Great shot. Caught her from the best angle. Anywhere you can’t see her face.

  46. Larry King Unzipped Fly
    Phoenix
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    Tobey Maguire’s his new wingman back there?

  47. Larry King Unzipped Fly
    joe
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    Get your guns. The zombies are coming.

  48. Lisa Benavides Tim Blake Nelson Quartet Premiere AFI Fest
    Johnny P!
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    There’s someone for everyone…

  49. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage
    DeucePickle
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    Kinda Megan Fox-ish in the face.

  50. Justin Bieber Blazer With Sleeves Rolled Up The Lion King Broadway
    Tidbit
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    (S)He’s a living version of those horrible Patrick Nagel illustrations of women in the 80′s

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