The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.9.12

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where it’s starting to seem like David Beckham is really gunning for this year’s Jon Hamm’s Penis Achievement Award, although sadly nobody will receive it until Fish or I get some very invasive surgery. We’ve also got Marc Anthony, who also can’t believe the level of ass he gets, my wish for Danny Trejo to never leave Russia, and finally, “Sorry folks, no deal if he won’t do anal. Actually nevermind, we’ve got tons of Khloe stock footage. Welcome to show business!” – Kris Jenner to this kid’s parents.

You just laughed at a statutory rape joke. Enjoy your weekend,

- Photo Boy

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