The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.8.13

November 8th, 2013 // 282 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which coincidentally happens to be a total sausage fest that is in no way related to the return of Jon Hamm‘s dickprint (although I do believe it has the gravitational pull of a planet) or the fact that Fish and I are going on a day date. Seriously, we talk about pussy the whole time, bro. It’s so awesome and cool, female pussy, I just can’t ever have enough of it. Amirite, Brett Ratner? What about you, Arnold Schwarzenegger shoving cash into a guy’s face for a clear photo op that isn’t blatantly exploitative or hush money for knocking up his wife? You know what I’m saying.

There’s hot girl parts for today’s Final Five, a choice I made because of my extreme attraction to them,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Christina Aguilera Butt Skinny Jeans The Voice Red Carpet
    frankenberry
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    I think she looks great! it’s not easy to lose weight..even with a personal trainer and shit..you can get all the plastic surgery you want but you still need to keep it off or it’ll just pile up again…

  2. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Short Arms Chateau Marmont
    capn obvious
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    I see nachos.

  3. Christina Aguilera Butt Skinny Jeans The Voice Red Carpet
    EnglishTeacherAnni
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    Unfortunate logo placement, right there in the center.

  4. Tom Hanks AFI Fest Opening Night Gala Screening Saving Mr Banks
    Flatliner
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    Good grief, that looks more like Hitler’s dappier twin brother.

  5. Gerard Butler Licking Lips Ermenegildo Zegna Global Store Opening
    EnglishTeacherAnni
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    “I find the ladies prefer the ‘side to side’, rather than the traditional up and down. I call it ‘Gerardalingis’ .”

  6. Drake Smelling Armpit Onstage
    EnglishTeacherAnni
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    IMA THROW IT BACK TO MY PIT!! TAKE IT AWAY, BRAD!

  7. Kevin Jonas Wearing Headset Ad Tech Conference
    EnglishTeacherAnni
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    From Boy Bander to FABULOUS Air Traffic Controller.

  8. Emile Hirsche Velour Jacket Jeans Hiking Boots Flaunt Magazine November Issue Party
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    “Selena Gomez in lingerie, you say?”

  9. Kendra Wilkinson Baby Bump WE TV The LYLAS Premiere
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    So gross.

  10. Hilary Duff Butt Sweatpants
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    Nice cankles!

  11. Corey Feldman Mulitcolor Pinstripe Suit Barnes & Noble Book Signing
    EnglishTeacherAnni
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    “And these…….they tell me……..are BOOKS!”

  12. Boy George Bowler Hat Radio Forth Awards
    EnglishTeacherAnni
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    Photo Boy in a rare public appearance.

  13. Corey Feldman Mulitcolor Pinstripe Suit Barnes & Noble Book Signing
    @&^@#$1
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    Hey Bert! Look here Bert! I made a whole suit out of your shirt, Bert!

  14. Kendra Wilkinson Baby Bump WE TV The LYLAS Premiere
    Beer Baron
    Commented on this photo:

    I love Magic Eye Posters!

    Is it a “No Talent Whore”?!?

  15. Christina Aguilera Butt Skinny Jeans The Voice Red Carpet
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    I will miss fat Christina. She had sweet pregnancy boobs!

  16. Harrison Ford Conducting Orchestera El Hormiguero
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    “Why do you have light sabers whipping around in the background?”
    “BECAUSE I’M HAN FUCKING SOLO BITCH!”

  17. Christina Aguilera Butt Skinny Jeans The Voice Red Carpet
    whatever
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    Clearly her loving boyfriend and her got into fighting and slinging words. She was normal, very slightly overweight and happy with it, and loved by her man. Then he starts calling her fat-ass, and instead of dumping him she quits eating. Very healthy. Very unhappy. It is draining emotionally and mentally to be in starvation mode. So now her boyfriend calles her bony bitch. She’ll soon be single.

  18. Kendra Wilkinson Baby Bump WE TV The LYLAS Premiere
    whatever
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    Shouldn’t this whore be naked and shooting adult films, and not be paraded around in public like some decent celebrity? Whores are not shamed enough. This is the decade of the whores. Kardashians and playboy bunny morons.

  19. Don Cheadle Unzipping Pants House Of Lies Set
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    “I use to coax it out with a real bag of peanuts until it grabbed the peanuts and shoved them up my ass.

  20. January Jones Butt Mom Jeans Son Xander
    whatever
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    Aww, he looks just like former supermodel Claudia Schiffers husband and kids! Little bastard.

  21. Arnold Schwarzenegger Paying Valet
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    “You’ve never looked better Maria. Here is your alimony.”

  22. Corey Feldman Mulitcolor Pinstripe Suit Barnes & Noble Book Signing
    whatever
    Commented on this photo:

    If they are lucky, this is how Charlie Sheens twin boys will turn out in the future. Yes, this is as much as anyone can hope for.

  23. Karina Jelinek Bikini Hot Friend
    crb
    Commented on this photo:

    STAY ON TARGET!…

  24. Prince William Royal Marsden Hospital Visit
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    “Your father told us to tell you to look directly into the deadly laser.”

  25. Brett Ratner Awkwardly Touching Sir Jackie Stewart Arm Weekend Of A Champion Premiere To Save Project The 11th MOMA International Festival Of Film Preservation
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    “Excuse us…we’re gonna pick up some shrimp, and watch X Men 3.”

  26. Corey Feldman Mulitcolor Pinstripe Suit Barnes & Noble Book Signing
    s45qu4tch
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    Since when are pedophilia books stocked in the sports section?

  27. Corey Feldman Mulitcolor Pinstripe Suit Barnes & Noble Book Signing
    Johnny Barbells
    Commented on this photo:

    …this is a 42 year old man.

  28. Christina Aguilera Butt Skinny Jeans The Voice Red Carpet
    jay
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    She’s got such a great voice that she sang her ass off!

  29. Kelly Ripa The Late Show With David Letterman
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    The chest don’t lie.

  30. Boy George Bowler Hat Radio Forth Awards
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    He somehow dropped about 50 lbs and 40 years.

  31. Brett Ratner Awkwardly Touching Sir Jackie Stewart Arm Weekend Of A Champion Premiere To Save Project The 11th MOMA International Festival Of Film Preservation
    J-Money
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    Sooooo, Brett Ratner performs a Dutch Rutter on Sir Jackie Stewart and all the duo can do is smile. I know there’s a life lesson in here somewhere.

  32. Kevin Jonas Wearing Headset Ad Tech Conference
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    Dude took the time to straight lace his shoes but couldn’t find some freakin’ polish? Nope. Sorry. He can’t be gay.

  33. Drake Smelling Armpit Onstage
    Bob
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    “We can dance if you want to. We can leave your friends behind…”

  34. Christina Aguilera Butt Skinny Jeans The Voice Red Carpet
    journalschism
    Commented on this photo:

    Clearly she’s still on one drug…Noassitol.

  35. Arnold Schwarzenegger Paying Valet
    journalschism
    Commented on this photo:

    “Seeeerioasly! Wave dis een frunt ahf her weeth a Swiffer mop und see vat happoons!”

  36. Gerard Butler Licking Lips Ermenegildo Zegna Global Store Opening
    journalschism
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    “Fucking Fassbender’s two up on me– Well, hello there…”

  37. Steve Harvey Fur Coat
    journalschism
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    “I am the King of Zamunda. I am looking for my son, Prince Hakeem.”

  38. Hilary Duff Butt Sweatpants
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    (The Soup voiceover girl) -”Mmmm, soo meaty…”

  39. Christina Aguilera Butt Skinny Jeans The Voice Red Carpet
    martina
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    That ass looks do-able to me.

  40. Karina Jelinek Bikini Hot Friend
    martina
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d be shocked if they were posing for these shots, shocked!

  41. Karina Jelinek Bikini Hot Friend
    martina
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, that’s the 1st time she’s ever been in that position.

  42. Karina Jelinek Bikini Hot Friend
    martina
    Commented on this photo:

    What do you think, $5,000 per hour for the two of them?

  43. Harrison Ford Conducting Orchestera El Hormiguero
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    “Mr. Ford your fly is open !”

  44. Karina Jelinek Bikini Hot Friend
    lAURA
    Commented on this photo:

    BAD INFO KARINA IS THE ONE WEARING THE BLACK BIKINI AND THE OTHER ONE IS “PAZ CORNU”

    I’M FROM ARGENTINA.

  45. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Short Arms Chateau Marmont
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    This dude has a serious case of Jerry Lewis head.

  46. Corey Feldman Mulitcolor Pinstripe Suit Barnes & Noble Book Signing
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    Two things shock me:

    1. That suit.
    2. Barnes and Noble is still in business.

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