The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.8.13

November 8th, 2013 // 282 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which coincidentally happens to be a total sausage fest that is in no way related to the return of Jon Hamm‘s dickprint (although I do believe it has the gravitational pull of a planet) or the fact that Fish and I are going on a day date. Seriously, we talk about pussy the whole time, bro. It’s so awesome and cool, female pussy, I just can’t ever have enough of it. Amirite, Brett Ratner? What about you, Arnold Schwarzenegger shoving cash into a guy’s face for a clear photo op that isn’t blatantly exploitative or hush money for knocking up his wife? You know what I’m saying.

There’s hot girl parts for today’s Final Five, a choice I made because of my extreme attraction to them,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Prince Harry Licking Lips Wearing Beret Field Of Remembrance Service Westminster Abbey
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    This is him looking back at Gerard Butler.

  2. Steve Harvey Fur Coat
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    Mr Harvey is pictured in the signature overcoat from his new King from ‘Coming to America’ collection.

  3. Brett Ratner Awkwardly Touching Sir Jackie Stewart Arm Weekend Of A Champion Premiere To Save Project The 11th MOMA International Festival Of Film Preservation
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    David Arquette has really gone downhill since the divorce.

  4. Hilary Duff Butt Sweatpants
    Voice of Reisling
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    I have never seen this woman’s face.

  5. Harrison Ford Conducting Orchestera El Hormiguero
    JimBB
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    “He keeps telling us to stroke….oh wait, shit…”

  6. Corey Feldman Mulitcolor Pinstripe Suit Barnes & Noble Book Signing
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    Yep, I guess he really was raped by dudes when he was younger.

  7. Don Cheadle Unzipping Pants House Of Lies Set
    JimBB
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    Don Cheadle’s famous invisible penis is seconds away from striking once again!!

  8. Steve Harvey Fur Coat
    Voice of Reisling
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    Business on the bottom, golf weekend on the top.

  9. January Jones Butt Mom Jeans Son Xander
    JimBB
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    “How do you put this thing into neutral again?” she asked the guy at the pier.

  10. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Short Arms Chateau Marmont
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    Please tell me he just ate Lohan there.

  11. Prince William Royal Marsden Hospital Visit
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    So you say one blast from this and you don’t have to wear a condom, your queen’s hooha doesn’t have to pass a basketball, and no little pretenders to throne to worry about? And you say it was just invented 18 months ago, you fucking wanker?

  12. Boy George Bowler Hat Radio Forth Awards
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    At least he has Man hands.

  13. Brett Ratner Awkwardly Touching Sir Jackie Stewart Arm Weekend Of A Champion Premiere To Save Project The 11th MOMA International Festival Of Film Preservation
    Voice of Reisling
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    He’s slowly guiding him through the chicane.

  14. Prince Harry Licking Lips Wearing Beret Field Of Remembrance Service Westminster Abbey
    Voice of Reisling
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    He’s a boss. Can’t complain.

  15. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Short Arms Chateau Marmont
    Voice of Reisling
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    Pay it Fatward.

  16. Arnold Schwarzenegger Paying Valet
    JimBB
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    Oh, the terrible, terrible things that Eddie Furlong and Nick Stahl would do for that cash.

  17. Corey Feldman Mulitcolor Pinstripe Suit Barnes & Noble Book Signing
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    At first I thought that was a disembodied head placed on a bookshelf. Now, I’m wishing it really was.

  18. Kelly Ripa The Late Show With David Letterman
    JimBB
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    Looks like someone has sandblasted Olivia Newton John.

  19. Prince Harry Licking Lips Wearing Beret Field Of Remembrance Service Westminster Abbey
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    Those Brits can really gay up a military uniform.

  20. Prince William Royal Marsden Hospital Visit
    JimBB
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    “And this machine here checks for serious chromosome damage, usually caused by radiation poisoning or severe inbreeding…”

    “Jolly interesting! And why is it blinking like that?”

  21. Don Cheadle Unzipping Pants House Of Lies Set
    Vlad
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    ‘scuse me while ah whip this out

    but Mr. Cheadle, there’s nothing there.

    a’ight, but if there was, it’d be HUGE!

  22. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Short Arms Chateau Marmont
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    Channeling John Belushi.

  23. Gerard Butler Licking Lips Ermenegildo Zegna Global Store Opening
    JimBB
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    Well, helllloooo there, anyone with a vagina.

  24. Arnold Schwarzenegger Paying Valet
    Vlad
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    Here, this should cover the mess me and my two friends made in the back of your car.

  25. Drake Smelling Armpit Onstage
    cuddles
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    Mmm, I can still smell the Biebs on me. I hope it never goes away.

  26. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Short Arms Chateau Marmont
    fred
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    I would try to hide my face from photographers too if I just got caught leaving a hotel restroom with Haley Joel.

  27. Tom Hanks AFI Fest Opening Night Gala Screening Saving Mr Banks
    Vlad
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    Golly, you look like hell, Mr. Hanks.

    Screw you, Disney!

  28. Steve Harvey Fur Coat
    JimBB
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    Jeez, someone just buy him a fur coat already!

  29. Boy George Bowler Hat Radio Forth Awards
    fred
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    Actually, he looks less gay than all of the Jonas brothers combined in this picture.

  30. Brett Ratner Awkwardly Touching Sir Jackie Stewart Arm Weekend Of A Champion Premiere To Save Project The 11th MOMA International Festival Of Film Preservation
    JimBB
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    Wait, which Doctor was he again?

  31. Kevin Jonas Wearing Headset Ad Tech Conference
    JimBB
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    Is he advertising that he’s gay?

  32. Boy George Bowler Hat Radio Forth Awards
    fred
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    He looks like a light in the loafers Ben Stiller.

  33. Corey Feldman Mulitcolor Pinstripe Suit Barnes & Noble Book Signing
    JimBB
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    Apparently he was molested by Willy Wonka too.

  34. Kevin Jonas Wearing Headset Ad Tech Conference
    Vlad
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    Vacurect technical support line. How may I be of assistance?

  35. Prince Harry Licking Lips Wearing Beret Field Of Remembrance Service Westminster Abbey
    JimBB
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    Proud soldier in the 121st Musical Theatre Regiment.

  36. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Short Arms Chateau Marmont
    JimBB
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    Former child actor staying at the Chateau Marmont? Yeah, this is probably going to end well.

  37. Corey Feldman Mulitcolor Pinstripe Suit Barnes & Noble Book Signing
    Cock Dr
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    I admire wardrobe audacity in a man even if it is, in the end, a horrid failure.

  38. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Short Arms Chateau Marmont
    Vlad
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    Haley Joel Osment is Donald Trump in “How To Disguise Small Woodland Creatures As Hair”

  39. Boy George Bowler Hat Radio Forth Awards
    Vlad
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    Hmmm, Boy George is morphing into a young Eddie Izzard…

  40. Christina Aguilera Butt Skinny Jeans The Voice Red Carpet
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    Skinny Christina is a lot better than fat Christina.

  41. Kendra Wilkinson Baby Bump WE TV The LYLAS Premiere
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    Oh well. I’ll always have her sex tape to fap to.

  42. Corey Feldman Mulitcolor Pinstripe Suit Barnes & Noble Book Signing
    Miche
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    What fucktard gave this clown a book deal???

  43. January Jones Butt Mom Jeans Son Xander
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    “What the fuck are you smiling about? Get in the fucking car.”

  44. Kelly Ripa The Late Show With David Letterman
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    Kelly’s first Hammbone sighting.

  45. Christina Aguilera Butt Skinny Jeans The Voice Red Carpet
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    Back to the Christina I love.

  46. January Jones Butt Mom Jeans Son Xander
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    “Lady, look I don’t know you, but just take him and make sure you don’t bring him back, okay?”

  47. Drake Smelling Armpit Onstage
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    He just got a taste of what his music is like.

  48. Kevin Jonas Wearing Headset Ad Tech Conference
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    Dear Kevin Jonas,

    You are too fat and too short for skinny jeans, suits, etc, stop wearing them.

    Thanks.

  49. Corey Feldman Mulitcolor Pinstripe Suit Barnes & Noble Book Signing
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    I assume he is trying to look like Jim Carrey from The Mask?

  50. Harrison Ford Conducting Orchestera El Hormiguero
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    “Uh, everything’s under control. Situation normal..”

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