The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.8.13

November 8th, 2013 // 282 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which coincidentally happens to be a total sausage fest that is in no way related to the return of Jon Hamm‘s dickprint (although I do believe it has the gravitational pull of a planet) or the fact that Fish and I are going on a day date. Seriously, we talk about pussy the whole time, bro. It’s so awesome and cool, female pussy, I just can’t ever have enough of it. Amirite, Brett Ratner? What about you, Arnold Schwarzenegger shoving cash into a guy’s face for a clear photo op that isn’t blatantly exploitative or hush money for knocking up his wife? You know what I’m saying.

There’s hot girl parts for today’s Final Five, a choice I made because of my extreme attraction to them,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Steve Harvey Fur Coat
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    Turn the photo upside down and it’s an African-American version of The Curios Case of Benjamin Button

  2. Emile Hirsche Velour Jacket Jeans Hiking Boots Flaunt Magazine November Issue Party
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    Arty up top, farty down below.

  3. Brett Ratner Awkwardly Touching Sir Jackie Stewart Arm Weekend Of A Champion Premiere To Save Project The 11th MOMA International Festival Of Film Preservation
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    “It’s a great day for a shrimp dip!”

  4. Karina Jelinek Bikini Hot Friend
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    actually the one in black is karina jelinek….

  5. Christina Aguilera Butt Skinny Jeans The Voice Red Carpet
    Inner Retard
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    I don’t believe this. It must be either photoshop or a very good plastic surgeon. Which is like the same thing.

  6. Karina Jelinek Bikini Hot Friend
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    actually the one in black is karina jelinek…

  7. Karina Jelinek Bikini Hot Friend
    Gin&Tonic
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    I’m going to leave it to the women-folk on this site to clarify: but isn’t she wearing an actual bra instead of a bikini top? Not that I’m complaining, per se, but I’ve been told thats some sort of faux pas on the beach

    • There are many bikini tops that are essentially bras with different fabric. Full underwire, push-up lacey things. It’s just a matter of lyrca vs cotton.

  8. Karina Jelinek Bikini Hot Friend
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    actually the one in black is karina jelinek…

    • Exactly correct!…I had thought so, and then googled her to make sure…..so yes fans, the hotter one in black is actually Karina Jelinek…making the one in the pink the “uncredited” friend…. ;-)

  9. Christina Aguilera Butt Skinny Jeans The Voice Red Carpet
    it had to be said
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    So, she either has three asses or no ass? No happy medium with this one.

  10. Corey Feldman Mulitcolor Pinstripe Suit Barnes & Noble Book Signing
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    The Dewey Decimal System doesn’t have a category for him

  11. Emile Hirsche Velour Jacket Jeans Hiking Boots Flaunt Magazine November Issue Party
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    These boots are made for posing

  12. Harrison Ford Conducting Orchestera El Hormiguero
    anonymous
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    I think the girl with the violin has got “Love You” written on her eyelids.

  13. Prince Harry Licking Lips Wearing Beret Field Of Remembrance Service Westminster Abbey
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    I call this pose “Remembering Kate”

  14. Karina Jelinek Bikini Hot Friend
    fufu
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    Jelinek is the one in black, not in pink

  15. Boy George Bowler Hat Radio Forth Awards
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    Boy George. Shoes worn. Hat goofy.

  16. Don Cheadle Unzipping Pants House Of Lies Set
    Inner Retard
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    ‘House of Lies’ – He’s starting with the most obvious one any man would make. We’ll just call it the Entry lie. The lie all other lies start from.

  17. Don Cheadle Unzipping Pants House Of Lies Set
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    “So I’m sittin’ there pissing, right? And guess who walks up to the urinal next to me? JOHN FUCKING HAMM! He’s like, ‘Rrrrraaaagh.’ pullin’ that thing out like it’s a goddam elephant trunk or some shit!”

    • ‘Rrrrraaaagh’

      LOL.

    • Dox

      Sadly, you just gave me this vision of a tyrannosaur like penis with tiny little arms that flops out of a zipper, rawring its way as men and women alike flee in terror.

      Ah fuck. I think we just came up with the next M Night Shamamalamamalyn film.

  18. Corey Feldman Mulitcolor Pinstripe Suit Barnes & Noble Book Signing
    anonymous
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    the guy who sold him that suit could probably sell ice to eskimos.

  19. January Jones Butt Mom Jeans Son Xander
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    Much like the cuckoo shoves the eggs from another bird’s next and replaces them with her own, the wild Jones moves from parking lot to parking lot, removing children from their carseats and attempting to replace them with her own progeny.

  20. Boy George Bowler Hat Radio Forth Awards
    anonymous
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    He shed a lot of weight. Last time he was in the public eye, he was fat.

  21. Corey Feldman Mulitcolor Pinstripe Suit Barnes & Noble Book Signing
    Slappy Magoo
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    Man I hate it when stores let the stock boys wear whatever they want.

  22. January Jones Butt Mom Jeans Son Xander
    Inner Retard
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    Xander was always happy when him and January went to the mall. It was a magical place. A place where he could meet his friends. Along with warm, loving people who always smiled at him. His friends called them Mommy and Daddy, Xander later recalled.

  23. Arnold Schwarzenegger Paying Valet
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    Arnie is shrinking & getting fat for Twins2.

  24. Tom Hanks AFI Fest Opening Night Gala Screening Saving Mr Banks
    Inner Retard
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    Moustache regret is one of the most powerful emotions of all. And he’s just beginning to realize that.

  25. Prince William Royal Marsden Hospital Visit
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    ‘Absolutely brilliant! I really can see straight up the skirts in the nurse’s station!’

  26. Gerard Butler Licking Lips Ermenegildo Zegna Global Store Opening
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    ‘Come on, is there really blue chemical toilet stuff on my face, or are you just fucking with me?’

  27. January Jones Butt Mom Jeans Son Xander
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    Get in the hot car with the dog, honey. Mommy has to go shopping for a couple of hours.

  28. Corey Feldman Mulitcolor Pinstripe Suit Barnes & Noble Book Signing
    Judd
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    He must be promoting the Si-Cology 101 book on his left.

  29. Prince William Royal Marsden Hospital Visit
    Inner Retard
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    - So, this can be used to blow up planets?
    - Nooo, this uses lasers to help people feel better.
    - Yeah… but what if we gave it more juice. Just go with me on this…

  30. Steve Harvey Fur Coat
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    ‘Yes, I understand you’re getting impatient, Mr. Harvey, but it seems to be taking a while to find a cab that can get you back to 1936′.

  31. Brett Ratner Awkwardly Touching Sir Jackie Stewart Arm Weekend Of A Champion Premiere To Save Project The 11th MOMA International Festival Of Film Preservation
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    Ratner has no idea who Jackie Stewart is, he’s just trying to wipe the shrimp oil and jizz off his hands.

  32. Don Cheadle Unzipping Pants House Of Lies Set
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    “And then I said piss on Rwanda. Piss on hotels, too. Piss on Iron Man, War Machine, and Gwyneth Paltrow’s Christmas Cards. I’ll piss on Tommy Lee Jones. I didn’t get to be a Man in Black. I had to be in Volcano. And piss on Marky Mark. Bright Shining Star my ass. White dwarf, more like it. Piss on Veronica Mars, too. Oh yeah, and that’s when the pissing starts feeling good. Gonna’ give that a shake.”

  33. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Short Arms Chateau Marmont
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    I see dead people, but the not six of them that are standing behind Haley Joel Osment.

  34. Gerard Butler Licking Lips Ermenegildo Zegna Global Store Opening
    Inner Retard
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    His tongue and eyes do this every time he sees a beautiful woman but right after sees an even better looking one.

  35. Corey Feldman Mulitcolor Pinstripe Suit Barnes & Noble Book Signing
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    Nice to see he found jobs for all those old test patterns the tv stations used to use to sign off at 4 in the morning.

  36. January Jones Butt Mom Jeans Son Xander
    Hugh G. Rection
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    At least somebody in the family smiles.

  37. Corey Feldman Mulitcolor Pinstripe Suit Barnes & Noble Book Signing
    Inner Retard
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    Clearly he lost a bet that anyone would buy his book.

  38. Drake Smelling Armpit Onstage
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Jeeez, my pits stink.

  39. Karina Jelinek Bikini Hot Friend
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Not that I’m complaining, but at some point isn’t a thong just pointless?

  40. Karina Jelinek Bikini Hot Friend
    Inner Retard
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    Remember Karina what they said? That if you want to look better have someone uglier stand next to you. Well, you’re doing it wrong.

  41. Don Cheadle Unzipping Pants House Of Lies Set
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    “My balls hang low just like Tom Cruise career !” No No I’ll Show ya.

  42. January Jones Butt Mom Jeans Son Xander
    fred
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    “Ugh. You smell and you are so damn heavy. And where did you get that stupid little hat? You look like a gay sailor.”

  43. Arnold Schwarzenegger Paying Valet
    fred
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    “You look like an ugly Mexican kid. Heer iz 20 bukz. Go get your mother and breeng her to room 1453.”

  44. Kelly Ripa The Late Show With David Letterman
    fred
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    November 7, 2013. The day that Kelly Ripa officially hit the wall.

  45. January Jones Butt Mom Jeans Son Xander
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    Probably someone else’s car.

  46. Kevin Jonas Wearing Headset Ad Tech Conference
    fred
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    “Wait a minute. I was told that this would be some sort of advertising industry event and that there would be no questions about my sexuality.”

  47. Arnold Schwarzenegger Paying Valet
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    “Here you go son.”

  48. Harrison Ford Conducting Orchestera El Hormiguero
    Voice of Reisling
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    Never go full conductor.

  49. Tom Hanks AFI Fest Opening Night Gala Screening Saving Mr Banks
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    I cant rip on anything about him, seems like one of the genuine cool guys in Hollywood.

  50. Drake Smelling Armpit Onstage
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    Axe Body Spray, yo.

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