The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.8.13

November 8th, 2013 // 282 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which coincidentally happens to be a total sausage fest that is in no way related to the return of Jon Hamm‘s dickprint (although I do believe it has the gravitational pull of a planet) or the fact that Fish and I are going on a day date. Seriously, we talk about pussy the whole time, bro. It’s so awesome and cool, female pussy, I just can’t ever have enough of it. Amirite, Brett Ratner? What about you, Arnold Schwarzenegger shoving cash into a guy’s face for a clear photo op that isn’t blatantly exploitative or hush money for knocking up his wife? You know what I’m saying.

There’s hot girl parts for today’s Final Five, a choice I made because of my extreme attraction to them,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Harrison Ford Conducting Orchestera El Hormiguero
    JC
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    “Mr. Ford, please to stop doing your Chewbacca impression. It’s very distracting to the orchestra.”

  2. January Jones Butt Mom Jeans Son Xander
    JC
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    Xander’s face always lights up when he catches a glimpse of a random, smiling stranger in a parking lot.

  3. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Short Arms Chateau Marmont
    rican
    Commented on this photo:

    I see chubby people.

  4. Convex

    At 10:00 a.m. you shut down? I too would like a job where I can work in my pajamas, and get paid full-time money for part-time work.

  5. Harrison Ford Conducting Orchestera El Hormiguero
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yeah? Well, who’s the more foolish, the fool or these fools who are following me?”

  6. Prince William Royal Marsden Hospital Visit
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    “So old chap, you can use this device to fix me inbred DNA?”
    “Um…no. But on the plus side, the radiation cannot cause you further harm.”

  7. January Jones Butt Mom Jeans Son Xander
    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    “Daddy?”
    “How many times will I have to repeat that you don’t have a daddy? Suck it up.”

  8. Prince Harry Licking Lips Wearing Beret Field Of Remembrance Service Westminster Abbey
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    Prince Harry is using his time at the Field of Remembrance to fondly recall one of his drunken billiards playmates.

  9. Kendra Wilkinson Baby Bump WE TV The LYLAS Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t like these optical-illusion dresses. You think you can see her areolas through the fabric, but no.

  10. Gerard Butler Licking Lips Ermenegildo Zegna Global Store Opening
    boof
    Commented on this photo:

    “That bitch just looked at me right before she went into the porta-potty.”

  11. Arnold Schwarzenegger Paying Valet
    Commented on this photo:

    Geef dis to zee made.

  12. Tom Hanks AFI Fest Opening Night Gala Screening Saving Mr Banks
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    His eyes say he wishes he’d hanged himself on that island.

  13. Christina Aguilera Butt Skinny Jeans The Voice Red Carpet
    Commented on this photo:

    Madame Toussoud is missing 1/3 of its statue….

  14. January Jones Butt Mom Jeans Son Xander
    Commented on this photo:

    “Watch your head”
    (extends arms full force slamming head into crossbeam)

  15. Drake Smelling Armpit Onstage
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    He’s sure.

  16. Harrison Ford Conducting Orchestera El Hormiguero
    Commented on this photo:

    “See? I can direct better than Lucas!!! You hear that Lucas!?!?!?!”

  17. Arnold Schwarzenegger Paying Valet
    Commented on this photo:

    My man!

  18. Christina Aguilera Butt Skinny Jeans The Voice Red Carpet
    Commented on this photo:

    Christina Agarglemyload

  19. Kendra Wilkinson Baby Bump WE TV The LYLAS Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    How frugal… She’s storing the semen for the next pregnancy…

  20. Harrison Ford Conducting Orchestera El Hormiguero
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    Consumate professionals, the orchestra held that note until his stroke was over.

  21. Corey Feldman Mulitcolor Pinstripe Suit Barnes & Noble Book Signing
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    Even his whores had to use a sick day for this appearance

  22. Kendra Wilkinson Baby Bump WE TV The LYLAS Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    Add some bounce and you have the ultimate hypno-boob.

  23. Boy George Bowler Hat Radio Forth Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    The AIDS is progressing nicely

  24. Karina Jelinek Bikini Hot Friend
    Commented on this photo:

    Ill take the friend

  25. Christina Aguilera Butt Skinny Jeans The Voice Red Carpet
    Commented on this photo:

    Tyler Durden made a shit load of soap with all that missing ass fat.

  26. Arnold Schwarzenegger Paying Valet
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    Wow, that’s Ralf Moeller in the background. Big dude.

  27. Kelly Ripa The Late Show With David Letterman
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, Kelly. We can still see it behind the door.

  28. Don Cheadle Unzipping Pants House Of Lies Set
    Commented on this photo:

    “These boots fit like a vagina… I mean glove… I mean boot!”

  29. Tom Hanks AFI Fest Opening Night Gala Screening Saving Mr Banks
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s looking a little Philadelphia-esque right?

  30. January Jones Butt Mom Jeans Son Xander
    Commented on this photo:

    “Now stay here sweetie. Mommy’s just going shopping for a couple of days. She has to go find daddy.”

  31. January Jones Butt Mom Jeans Son Xander
    Commented on this photo:

    OR

    “Get in there you little bastard.”

  32. Corey Feldman Mulitcolor Pinstripe Suit Barnes & Noble Book Signing
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    Yeah, no evidence of MJ’s special touch here…

  33. Arnold Schwarzenegger Paying Valet
    Commented on this photo:

    “See this? That’s a blowjob AND three rooms vacuumed PLUS a bathroom clean.”

  34. Kelly Ripa The Late Show With David Letterman
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    Turn the photo 90 degrees counter clockwise and her face makes sense.

  35. Prince William Royal Marsden Hospital Visit
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    Really? Harry was coked up enough to stuff his willy in that? Man, I’m so sorry. I’ll have Gran speak with him again.

  36. Tom Hanks AFI Fest Opening Night Gala Screening Saving Mr Banks
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    Mr Banks was what he called his moustache. Unfortunately he couldn’t.

  37. Hilary Duff Butt Sweatpants
    Commented on this photo:

    Porsche Cougara

  38. Kendra Wilkinson Baby Bump WE TV The LYLAS Premiere
    Gin&Tonic
    Commented on this photo:

    Remember when she used to be the hot one on that show? All that time as a trophy girlfriend then wife has been surprisingly unkind to her

  39. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Short Arms Chateau Marmont
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    What a HJO.

  40. January Jones Butt Mom Jeans Son Xander
    Gin&Tonic
    Commented on this photo:

    The proverbial Mom Jeans and Mom Ass. Cute kid, though

  41. Hilary Duff Butt Sweatpants
    Gin&Tonic
    Commented on this photo:

    There ought to be a law that she’s only ever allowed to wear skinny jeans. Or leggings. She can wear the shit out of leggings

  42. Prince William Royal Marsden Hospital Visit
    Commented on this photo:

    “…and how does the cat get in there?”

  43. Steve Harvey Fur Coat
    Gin&Tonic
    Commented on this photo:

    Getting to that senile age apparently

  44. Prince William Royal Marsden Hospital Visit
    Commented on this photo:

    “…and then the baby simply POPPED out of a hole just below your wife’s tummy just like this.”

  45. Gerard Butler Licking Lips Ermenegildo Zegna Global Store Opening
    Commented on this photo:

    You know when you have a tasty bit of ice cream you had earlier that day caught on the edge of your lip? Well… pussy.

  46. Prince Harry Licking Lips Wearing Beret Field Of Remembrance Service Westminster Abbey
    Gin&Tonic
    Commented on this photo:

    Sometimes I wonder if he’s not secretly related to Bill Clinton. Just see a little family resemblance…

  47. Kevin Jonas Wearing Headset Ad Tech Conference
    Commented on this photo:

    “It’s nothing. Just a cold sore.”

  48. Drake Smelling Armpit Onstage
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like he’s having as much fun as a Barrel Of Monkeys

  49. Karina Jelinek Bikini Hot Friend
    Gin&Tonic
    Commented on this photo:

    Lady, your tag’s sticking out

  50. Corey Feldman Mulitcolor Pinstripe Suit Barnes & Noble Book Signing
    Commented on this photo:

    Bookstore camouflage. I like it.

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