Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which coincidentally happens to be a total sausage fest that is in no way related to the return of Jon Hamm‘s dickprint (although I do believe it has the gravitational pull of a planet) or the fact that Fish and I are going on a day date. Seriously, we talk about pussy the whole time, bro. It’s so awesome and cool, female pussy, I just can’t ever have enough of it. Amirite, Brett Ratner? What about you, Arnold Schwarzenegger shoving cash into a guy’s face for a clear photo op that isn’t blatantly exploitative or hush money for knocking up his wife? You know what I’m saying.
There’s hot girl parts for today’s Final Five, a choice I made because of my extreme attraction to them,
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