Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Christian Bale apparently deciding to play Bruce Wayne as Dicky Eklund this time which I’m gonna allow, Tila Tequila finally reduced to celebrity boxing where she belongs (I’m kidding, she should be collected be in a Petri dish and dissected by the government.) and Kate Gosselin’s kids clearly have a death wish. “Hey, let’s play under the tires of our gigantic van while mom sits around stressing out about feeding us! It’ll be fun!”
Today you get a Final SEVEN because Kristen Stewart doesn’t normally look this good,
- The Superficial
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Oh I knew she was a brown belt in assphyxiation, I just never had evidence.
Mom! The Meatloaf. We want it now!
Kate +7 and the parapalegic.
Wearing sheer clothing won’t take attention away from “the chin”.
I’m sorry ladies, FRIGHT NIGHT was on October 31.
Rosie O’Donnell is looking a little thinner these days.
Kardashian isn’t the only whore that likes black microphone.
The black dude is obviously gay. White women are as irresistible as pigs feet and this brutha didn’t blink an eye.
Rex Ryan declined because Kristen insisted on wearing a shoe.
WHAT!?!! I thought Andy Rooney was dead. Long live Rooney!!!
I’m surprised Edward didn’t show up to make an impression of his nutsack.
That there is what I call the “rapist” look.
Why is Troy Polamalu wearing a dress?
How this chick has no double chin and a flat stomach but a Kardashian sized ass with matching cottage cheese thighs continues to baffle me.
Her mouth bugs the shit out of me.
miley Cyrus in 2 months.
she looks pretty i like the hair
Maybe she was trying to look like Miley Cyrus, because no one knows who the fuck Aubrey O Day is
Her grip on that pen speaks nothing new of her education or Manson’s girth..
I hope her face smashes in the piece of windshield shes carrying on it. What?! I only wish her relevance..
I’ll look forward to the memoirs – An Angst in Twilight: A magical journey from childhood to boyhood to womanhood to obscurity.
Yeah why wouldn’t we celebrate the spearhead of this last decade’s worst cultural bloodsucker?
Bless her heart
Voted most in need of a spray tan and a boob job.
Who the fuck IS this
**Keep A Child Alive’s 8th Annual Black Ball **
I take it Casey Anthony didn’t get an invite?
titty bitch
I thought this was Miley Cyrus, or that duck faced porn star, Jenna Jameson. Really, I did. I didn’t know if it was one or the other…
I adore her also…she is way to awesome.
GOOD FOR YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU.
Whasa matter, why you so sad?
Not. Attractive. Not. Not. Not Attractive.
Same shirt as on the book cover. Fashion faux PAW – meowrr….
Oooo… Relevance!
Dita Von Teese in Beverly Hills? Daddy Want These hills in his mouth!!
She’s my girlcrush. H8ters must be blind. I would die to have her legs.
Must be from the diffuse the IED episode. But instead of exploding if they fail, it releases a plume of toxic Trump Gas.
Tyler Perry cracks me up.
I’m so glad I’ve never seen Twilight so I don’t have to feel guilty about how bad I want to fuck her.
It’s official. They’ve run out of real movie stars.
Jude Law… Gerard Butler… Christian Bale… there’s an epidemic in the UK. I’ts called hobo-junkiefication
I don’t care for the sparklefang saga, but she can pull this kind of shit any day, all day by me.
I still do not to believe that he’s gay. No way!
CAPTAIN! CAVEMAAAAAAAN!!!!
Hey Janet! Were’s Jack and Crissy?
Cami: oooooh~yeah~keep your finger righhhhht….there…..giggles
Manny Tila: sorry I usually don’t wear my gloves but for the sake of the pictures…
Is…is that an actual emotion on her face? Thank God they caught it on camera.