The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.4.11

November 4th, 2011 // 508 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Christian Bale apparently deciding to play Bruce Wayne as Dicky Eklund this time which I’m gonna allow, Tila Tequila finally reduced to celebrity boxing where she belongs (I’m kidding, she should be collected be in a Petri dish and dissected by the government.) and Kate Gosselin’s kids clearly have a death wish. “Hey, let’s play under the tires of our gigantic van while mom sits around stressing out about feeding us! It’ll be fun!”

Today you get a Final SEVEN because Kristen Stewart doesn’t normally look this good,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jennifer Lopez Belly Midriff
    Roughing my way the top
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    Oh I knew she was a brown belt in assphyxiation, I just never had evidence.

  2. Meatloaf
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    Mom! The Meatloaf. We want it now!

  3. Kate Gosselin Children Under Van
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    Kate +7 and the parapalegic.

  4. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    Wearing sheer clothing won’t take attention away from “the chin”.

  5. Cami Parker Tila Tequila
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    I’m sorry ladies, FRIGHT NIGHT was on October 31.

  6. Rumer Willis Side Boob
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    Rosie O’Donnell is looking a little thinner these days.

  7. Amber Rose Skirt
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    Kardashian isn’t the only whore that likes black microphone.

  8. Kristen Stewart Minidress
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    The black dude is obviously gay. White women are as irresistible as pigs feet and this brutha didn’t blink an eye.

  9. Kristen Stewart Minidress
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    Rex Ryan declined because Kristen insisted on wearing a shoe.

  10. Meatloaf
    ...
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    WHAT!?!! I thought Andy Rooney was dead. Long live Rooney!!!

  11. Kristen Stewart Minidress
    Pippy Longcockings
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    I’m surprised Edward didn’t show up to make an impression of his nutsack.

  12. Ronnie Ortiz Magro
    ...
    Commented on this photo:

    That there is what I call the “rapist” look.

  13. Serena Williams Man Arms
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    Why is Troy Polamalu wearing a dress?

  14. Jennifer Lopez Belly Midriff
    Anon
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    How this chick has no double chin and a flat stomach but a Kardashian sized ass with matching cottage cheese thighs continues to baffle me.

  15. Kristen Stewart Minidress
    Your Mom
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    Her mouth bugs the shit out of me.

  16. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    jaqy
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    miley Cyrus in 2 months.

  17. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
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    she looks pretty i like the hair

  18. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    Newts
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    Maybe she was trying to look like Miley Cyrus, because no one knows who the fuck Aubrey O Day is

  19. Dita Von Teese Cleavage
    From Obscurity
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    Her grip on that pen speaks nothing new of her education or Manson’s girth..

  20. Amber Rose Skirt
    From Obscurity
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    I hope her face smashes in the piece of windshield shes carrying on it. What?! I only wish her relevance..

  21. Kristen Stewart Minidress
    From Obscurity
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    I’ll look forward to the memoirs – An Angst in Twilight: A magical journey from childhood to boyhood to womanhood to obscurity.

  22. Kristen Stewart Minidress
    From Obscurity
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    Yeah why wouldn’t we celebrate the spearhead of this last decade’s worst cultural bloodsucker?

  23. Rumer Willis Side Boob
    cp3
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    Bless her heart

  24. Kristen Stewart Minidress
    cp3
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    Voted most in need of a spray tan and a boob job.

  25. Armie Hammer
    ButtParty
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    Who the fuck IS this

  26. Serena Williams Man Arms
    Bouncy Castle, London, UK
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    **Keep A Child Alive’s 8th Annual Black Ball **

    I take it Casey Anthony didn’t get an invite?

  27. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    skunk
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    titty bitch

  28. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    Chupacabra
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    I thought this was Miley Cyrus, or that duck faced porn star, Jenna Jameson. Really, I did. I didn’t know if it was one or the other…

  29. Dita Von Teese Cleavage
    Kitty
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    I adore her also…she is way to awesome.

  30. Christian Bale
    Chupacabra
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    GOOD FOR YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU.

  31. Victoria Beckham
    Chupacabra
    Commented on this photo:

    Whasa matter, why you so sad?

  32. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    Chupacabra
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    Not. Attractive. Not. Not. Not Attractive.

  33. Kris Jenner
    Chupacabra
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    Same shirt as on the book cover. Fashion faux PAW – meowrr….

  34. Cami Parker Tila Tequila
    Ay Dios mio
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    Oooo… Relevance!

  35. Dita Von Teese Cleavage
    Thumper
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    Dita Von Teese in Beverly Hills? Daddy Want These hills in his mouth!!

  36. Kristen Stewart Minidress
    Hot
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    She’s my girlcrush. H8ters must be blind. I would die to have her legs.

  37. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    Perplexity
    Commented on this photo:

    Must be from the diffuse the IED episode. But instead of exploding if they fail, it releases a plume of toxic Trump Gas.

  38. Serena Williams Man Arms
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    Tyler Perry cracks me up.

  39. Kristen Stewart Minidress
    ellieminnow
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    I’m so glad I’ve never seen Twilight so I don’t have to feel guilty about how bad I want to fuck her.

  40. Kristen Stewart Minidress
    dotmatrix
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    It’s official. They’ve run out of real movie stars.

  41. Christian Bale
    Manowl
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    Jude Law… Gerard Butler… Christian Bale… there’s an epidemic in the UK. I’ts called hobo-junkiefication

  42. Kristen Stewart Minidress
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    I don’t care for the sparklefang saga, but she can pull this kind of shit any day, all day by me.

  43. Ricky Martin
    Dave Mustaine
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    I still do not to believe that he’s gay. No way!

  44. Ronnie Ortiz Magro
    Dave Mustaine
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    CAPTAIN! CAVEMAAAAAAAN!!!!

  45. Kris Jenner
    Dave Mustaine
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    Hey Janet! Were’s Jack and Crissy?

  46. Cami Parker Tila Tequila
    PotKettleBlack
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    Cami: oooooh~yeah~keep your finger righhhhht….there…..giggles
    Manny Tila: sorry I usually don’t wear my gloves but for the sake of the pictures…

  47. Kristen Stewart Minidress
    Anon.
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    Is…is that an actual emotion on her face? Thank God they caught it on camera.

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