Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Christian Bale apparently deciding to play Bruce Wayne as Dicky Eklund this time which I’m gonna allow, Tila Tequila finally reduced to celebrity boxing where she belongs (I’m kidding, she should be collected be in a Petri dish and dissected by the government.) and Kate Gosselin’s kids clearly have a death wish. “Hey, let’s play under the tires of our gigantic van while mom sits around stressing out about feeding us! It’ll be fun!”
Today you get a Final SEVEN because Kristen Stewart doesn’t normally look this good,
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Second only to Vanilla Ice as the most unfortunate stage name ever.
Niiice.
I’m from Reading, and while it’s fine she makes it look like the Dirty South.
He needs to be getting ready to take on the Ravens this weekend
LOL!
She’s just expressing her independence from her richer-than-Jesus dad by looking like a homeless prostitute with a huge chin.
“Gimme a chin strap beard and some Situation scrolls on the side, please.”
Don’t make her angry. Once she charges, the striking power in that forehead is devastating.
I didn’t know they had BOGO coupons on kids, too.
That was messed up, sorry. They’re such cute kids, though. I shudder to think of what will become of them.
Caption correction:
Kate Gosselin’s kids hoping for the release that only death will give them.
This is where porn always lets us down. Real life lesbians are never as hot as in the movies. See Exhibits 1 and 2 for the ugly.
She looks a little greasy, but otherwise very pretty.
Will be SO GLAD when this Twilight thing is finally put to bed.
Ain’t that the truth.
*SNORE*
It’s probably going to end up like the Wizard of Oz and continually be pulled down off the shelf for annual telecasts.
“Oil’s changed,Mom. Can I eat now?”
Tits are very titty today, aren’t they?
The tattoos are like the 9th worst thing about this photo.
Savoring her next victim. The little ones are still unmarried, right?
This is what happens when vaginas are on opposite magnetic poles.
+10
-10. Opposites attract. It’s when they’re on the same pole that they repel one another.
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
Shit. mental typo.
Looks like Shatner’s younger, slower brother.
“What’s my name again?”
Do they allow her on commercial flights with that chin? If so, why am I not even allowed to bring nail clippers?
I assume “Rumer Willis” is code for “trucker in drag.”
I haven’t seen a Twilight movie yet, and don’t see any reason to start now. Slackjawed mouthbreathing werewolves are everywhere these days.
Where’s a chunk of falling Soviet satellite when you need one?
Black Dude: “Who the f is she?”
I think she’s a porn star.
Nice glasses. You look like Jerry Lewis doing his telethon.
Hahaha!
“No, I am NOT stu-stu-stupid. And I’m not re-re-retar-retarded. I just get dis-dis-distr-distracted easily…cheese sandwich.”
What the fuck is so hard about showering?
Burning books. Drowning witches. It worked before.
Indeed
So they just couldn’t do a tat of Jay Leno, huh?
Yes, I would.
Foul and Fouler.
Will they be using their fists?
“By the way, what’s so damned “Chinese” about that theater?”
Mao Zedong’s “Little Red Book” before editing
Hey, Tyra, you can keep this “child” alive if you let me nurse off those pretty brown Milk Duds.
Perfect.
So now it’s a hand, feet and taint impression?
“yes,They are pale and they are spectacular”
Yes, they certainly are, and that’s probably the sexiest picture of Rose McGowan that I’ve seen in a few years.
I wouldn’t kick her out of bed.
Remind me to keep using Amazon.
now i know why she is very popular.
“K-R-I-S-T-E-N… there. Just like I sign my checks.”
C’mon, photographers. That’s a crotch shot begging for a zoom lens.
and that’s what Sir Fish has provided my good man. top left.
And by the way, just before you fire that dumbbell photographer, slap him once or twice!
Not a big fan, but I covet her skin.
That sounded more “Buffalo Bill” than I intended.
I’d put some lotion her basket.
It places the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again……JUST PUT THE FUCKIN’ LOTION IN THE BASKET!
he’s GAY???
The Jawline Monster
“Mr. Ortiz-Magro, as defined by law, I am required to ask you if you have any final words…”
Sorry, but I can’t forgive her for Marilyn Manson.
“OK, Mom. You can back-up now.”
YES. This made me crack up.
Photoboy, I’d like to make a request: Her chin, Serena’s arms, Kim’s ass, Christina Ricci’s forehead, Lindsay’s lips, Tara Reid’s stomach, Shannen Dougherty’s eyes, Audrina’s breasts, Sara Jessica Parker’s teeth, Latoya Jackson’s nose. Let put it together and see how it looks!
Here ya go!
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perfect.
black balls at the black ball. makes sense.
Hammer time!