The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.4.11

November 4th, 2011 // 508 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Christian Bale apparently deciding to play Bruce Wayne as Dicky Eklund this time which I’m gonna allow, Tila Tequila finally reduced to celebrity boxing where she belongs (I’m kidding, she should be collected be in a Petri dish and dissected by the government.) and Kate Gosselin’s kids clearly have a death wish. “Hey, let’s play under the tires of our gigantic van while mom sits around stressing out about feeding us! It’ll be fun!”

Today you get a Final SEVEN because Kristen Stewart doesn’t normally look this good,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Meatloaf
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    Second only to Vanilla Ice as the most unfortunate stage name ever.

  2. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    Racer X
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    Niiice.

  3. Kate Gosselin Children Under Van
    Number 2
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    I’m from Reading, and while it’s fine she makes it look like the Dirty South.

  4. Serena Williams Man Arms
    DeucePickle
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    He needs to be getting ready to take on the Ravens this weekend

  5. Rumer Willis Side Boob
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    She’s just expressing her independence from her richer-than-Jesus dad by looking like a homeless prostitute with a huge chin.

  6. Ronnie Ortiz Magro
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    “Gimme a chin strap beard and some Situation scrolls on the side, please.”

  7. Rumer Willis Side Boob
    Uncle Phil
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    Don’t make her angry. Once she charges, the striking power in that forehead is devastating.

  8. Kate Gosselin Children Under Van
    D-chi
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    I didn’t know they had BOGO coupons on kids, too.

    That was messed up, sorry. They’re such cute kids, though. I shudder to think of what will become of them.

  9. Kate Gosselin Children Under Van
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    Caption correction:
    Kate Gosselin’s kids hoping for the release that only death will give them.

  10. Cami Parker Tila Tequila
    it had to be said
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    This is where porn always lets us down. Real life lesbians are never as hot as in the movies. See Exhibits 1 and 2 for the ugly.

  11. Kristen Stewart Minidress
    Cock Dr
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    She looks a little greasy, but otherwise very pretty.
    Will be SO GLAD when this Twilight thing is finally put to bed.

  12. Kate Gosselin Children Under Van
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    “Oil’s changed,Mom. Can I eat now?”

  13. Rose McGowan
    it had to be said
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    Tits are very titty today, aren’t they?

  14. Rumer Willis Side Boob
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The tattoos are like the 9th worst thing about this photo.

  15. Kris Jenner
    it had to be said
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    Savoring her next victim. The little ones are still unmarried, right?

  16. Cami Parker Tila Tequila
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    This is what happens when vaginas are on opposite magnetic poles.

  17. Meatloaf
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    Looks like Shatner’s younger, slower brother.

  18. Kristen Stewart Minidress
    McSweaty
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    “What’s my name again?”

  19. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    Do they allow her on commercial flights with that chin? If so, why am I not even allowed to bring nail clippers?

  20. Rumer Willis Side Boob
    it had to be said
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    I assume “Rumer Willis” is code for “trucker in drag.”

  21. Kristen Stewart Minidress
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    I haven’t seen a Twilight movie yet, and don’t see any reason to start now. Slackjawed mouthbreathing werewolves are everywhere these days.

  22. Kris Jenner
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    Where’s a chunk of falling Soviet satellite when you need one?

  23. Kristen Stewart Minidress
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    Black Dude: “Who the f is she?”

  24. Amber Rose Skirt
    it had to be said
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    Nice glasses. You look like Jerry Lewis doing his telethon.

  25. Meatloaf
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    “No, I am NOT stu-stu-stupid. And I’m not re-re-retar-retarded. I just get dis-dis-distr-distracted easily…cheese sandwich.”

  26. Kristen Stewart Minidress
    Uncle Phil
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    What the fuck is so hard about showering?

  27. Kris Jenner
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Burning books. Drowning witches. It worked before.

  28. Rumer Willis Side Boob
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    So they just couldn’t do a tat of Jay Leno, huh?

  29. Kristen Stewart Minidress
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    Yes, I would.

  30. Cami Parker Tila Tequila
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    Foul and Fouler.

  31. Cami Parker Tila Tequila
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    Will they be using their fists?

  32. Kristen Stewart Minidress
    it had to be said
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    “By the way, what’s so damned “Chinese” about that theater?”

    Mao Zedong’s “Little Red Book” before editing

  33. Tyra Banks Cleavage
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    Hey, Tyra, you can keep this “child” alive if you let me nurse off those pretty brown Milk Duds.

  34. Christian Bale
    Satan's bitch
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    Perfect.

  35. Kristen Stewart Minidress
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    So now it’s a hand, feet and taint impression?

  36. Rose McGowan
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    “yes,They are pale and they are spectacular”

  37. Kristen Stewart Minidress
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I wouldn’t kick her out of bed.

  38. Kris Jenner
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    Remind me to keep using Amazon.

  39. Kristen Stewart Minidress
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    now i know why she is very popular.

  40. Kristen Stewart Minidress
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    “K-R-I-S-T-E-N… there. Just like I sign my checks.”

  41. Kristen Stewart Minidress
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    C’mon, photographers. That’s a crotch shot begging for a zoom lens.

  42. Kristen Stewart Minidress
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    Not a big fan, but I covet her skin.

    That sounded more “Buffalo Bill” than I intended.

  43. Ricky Martin
    Any Guy
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    he’s GAY???

  44. Rumer Willis Side Boob
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    The Jawline Monster

  45. Ronnie Ortiz Magro
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    “Mr. Ortiz-Magro, as defined by law, I am required to ask you if you have any final words…”

  46. Dita Von Teese Cleavage
    cc
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    Sorry, but I can’t forgive her for Marilyn Manson.

  47. Kate Gosselin Children Under Van
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    “OK, Mom. You can back-up now.”

  48. Rumer Willis Side Boob
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    Photoboy, I’d like to make a request: Her chin, Serena’s arms, Kim’s ass, Christina Ricci’s forehead, Lindsay’s lips, Tara Reid’s stomach, Shannen Dougherty’s eyes, Audrina’s breasts, Sara Jessica Parker’s teeth, Latoya Jackson’s nose. Let put it together and see how it looks!

  49. Serena Williams Man Arms
    Any Guy
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    black balls at the black ball. makes sense.

  50. Amber Rose Skirt
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    Hammer time!

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