The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.4.11

November 4th, 2011 // 508 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Christian Bale apparently deciding to play Bruce Wayne as Dicky Eklund this time which I’m gonna allow, Tila Tequila finally reduced to celebrity boxing where she belongs (I’m kidding, she should be collected be in a Petri dish and dissected by the government.) and Kate Gosselin’s kids clearly have a death wish. “Hey, let’s play under the tires of our gigantic van while mom sits around stressing out about feeding us! It’ll be fun!”

Today you get a Final SEVEN because Kristen Stewart doesn’t normally look this good,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Rumer Willis Side Boob
    squishy
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    Was she caught in a dog fight?

  2. Christian Bale
    Commented on this photo:

    Here we see Christian Bale rehearsing for his next role, the title character in the bio-pic about Charlie Sheen.

  3. Kristen Stewart Minidress
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Seriously?!?!

  4. Ricky Martin
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    “So I’m jacking this one with my left hand, the guy above me with my right hand when I realize, hey! my mouth is still available!”

  5. Meatloaf
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s not Meatloaf, that’s Sen Barney Frank.
    Quit punkin’ us Photoboy.

  6. Rumer Willis Side Boob
    Fester
    Commented on this photo:

    She really needs a billboard sized tattoo on her chin. Normally I’d discourage people from doing something that but what the hell difference would it make?

    • Fester

      “like that”
      I speak English very well, I learn it from a BOOOOOK.

      • Any Guy

        dude no worries, i’m high as fuck and my brain put the words in for me. i was thinking the same thing about the chin-tatt. it should be a shark’s head. or a fist. or a little upside-down face. the possibilities are endless! that would RULE. i’d watch her in any movie after that.

    • cc

      I think she should look to Caterpillar for inspiration.

  7. Kate Gosselin Children Under Van
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    The time intensive world of coupon blogging claims it’s first victim.

  8. Kristen Stewart Minidress
    squishy
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    Why?!?!

  9. Victoria Beckham
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    She’s got her glass of wine, and plate of a grape…she’s gonna be full for a week.

  10. Kate Gosselin Children Under Van
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    What happened America? Even your memes are from China.

  11. Kate Gosselin Children Under Van
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    Every day is double-coupon day when you have half as many kids!

  12. Christian Bale
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    About time Pacino got rid of the headband. For a while there, I thought he was doing some method work for the Loverboy biopic.

    • HortonHearsABoob

      Pacino in a Loverboy biopic would be SO full of rad.

      So much rad I can’t even describe it.

      They’d be breaking out Mike Reno’s old red leather pants and everything.

  13. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    Cock Dr
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    She’s doing her chin exercises.
    Someone should tell her to STOP.

  14. Jennifer Lopez Belly Midriff
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    Me likey

  15. Meatloaf
    McSweaty
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    They don’t serve Meatloaf in Beverly Hills!

  16. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    Whoa, that is totally HOT…in concept.

  17. Cami Parker Tila Tequila
    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    Not Pictured: HIV negative

  18. Ricky Martin
    D-chi
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    Looks like he’s doing a THIS IS IT concert, too.

  19. Kristen Stewart Minidress
    Anon
    Commented on this photo:

    Aren’t you supposed to take the shoe off first?

  20. Ricky Martin
    Commented on this photo:

    “Gimme an X!!! What’s that spell? X!”

  21. Christian Bale
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Sweet. Where’s Dumber?

  22. Cami Parker Tila Tequila
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s always funky teeth somewhere in TCWM.

  23. Serena Williams Man Arms
    Commented on this photo:

    “When I have aches and pains from a rough tennis match, my doctor recommends a double dose of new “Smack-a-doodle” analgesic.”

  24. Kristen Stewart Minidress
    Fester
    Commented on this photo:

    Okay, we’ve been giving Rumer Willis shit about her chin. LOOK at THAT! Easter Island Syndrome is quickly turning into an epidemic.

  25. Cami Parker Tila Tequila
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t worry people… they both already have herpes.

  26. Cami Parker Tila Tequila
    Uncle Phil
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    Oh how cute! Someone dressed them up like people!

  27. Laurence Fishburne Scarf
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    Is he wearing caution tape from a nuclear reactor?

  28. Cami Parker Tila Tequila
    Commented on this photo:

    If someone used a shotgun to their craniums, I would value that backdrop as a wonderful and important piece of art.

  29. Cami Parker Tila Tequila
    D-chi
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve missed Tila and her antics. Less JLH, more Tila.

  30. Dita Von Teese Cleavage
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    Shelf tits. Nice.

  31. Naomi Watts Side Boob
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Sometimes little, exposed titties are nice. But mostly bigger is better.

  32. Armie Hammer
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey, y’all, look what I found in my nose!”

  33. Rumer Willis Side Boob
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Real classy look there.

  34. Meatloaf
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s not Meatloaf. His name is Robert Paulson.

  35. Christian Bale
    Commented on this photo:

    So now Bruce Wayne is retarded?

  36. Meatloaf
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Richard M. Daley, former mayor of Chicago?

  37. Kristen Stewart Minidress
    D-chi
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    She does look nice. Good for her.

  38. Serena Williams Man Arms
    Commented on this photo:

    Two tickets to the gun show.

  39. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    If Fire Marshall Bill had a nice rack…

  40. Dita Von Teese Cleavage
    D-chi
    Commented on this photo:

    Still love her. She’s fab.

  41. Victoria Beckham
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    “One more person says I look like Jennifer Love Hewitt . . .”

  42. Kris Jenner
    McSweaty
    Commented on this photo:

    “Made you look!”

  43. Kris Jenner
    Uncle Phil
    Commented on this photo:

    Kris Jenner
    “How I turned a water-sports video into a multi-million dollar franchise”

  44. Ronnie Ortiz Magro
    Commented on this photo:

    Bring on the ribs!

  45. Armie Hammer
    Commented on this photo:

    “You can pull more than my finger!”

  46. Kate Gosselin Children Under Van
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    “Wow, mom, you really do suck!”

  47. Naomi Watts Side Boob
    Commented on this photo:

    Sometimes I can’t decide whether I want to bang the accent out of her voice or wind my watch.

  48. Kristen Stewart Minidress
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    That guy fondling her ankle will probably make himself sore over the weekend.

  49. Laurence Fishburne Scarf
    FruitLoop
    Commented on this photo:

    Seconds before the photo guy tells him his daughter is being fucked by a guy nicknamed ‘Gapeman’.

  50. Victoria Beckham
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is her head on a pike?

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