Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Christian Bale apparently deciding to play Bruce Wayne as Dicky Eklund this time which I’m gonna allow, Tila Tequila finally reduced to celebrity boxing where she belongs (I’m kidding, she should be collected be in a Petri dish and dissected by the government.) and Kate Gosselin’s kids clearly have a death wish. “Hey, let’s play under the tires of our gigantic van while mom sits around stressing out about feeding us! It’ll be fun!”
Today you get a Final SEVEN because Kristen Stewart doesn’t normally look this good,
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Was she caught in a dog fight?
No, Michael Vick couldn’t afford it.
Here we see Christian Bale rehearsing for his next role, the title character in the bio-pic about Charlie Sheen.
Looks a bit like Anthony Kiedis to me.
Seriously?!?!
“So I’m jacking this one with my left hand, the guy above me with my right hand when I realize, hey! my mouth is still available!”
That’s not Meatloaf, that’s Sen Barney Frank.
Quit punkin’ us Photoboy.
fuck, now you’re gonna call in the polititards.
They rarely burrow back this deep into the site. I ain’t scared.
She really needs a billboard sized tattoo on her chin. Normally I’d discourage people from doing something that but what the hell difference would it make?
“like that”
I speak English very well, I learn it from a BOOOOOK.
dude no worries, i’m high as fuck and my brain put the words in for me. i was thinking the same thing about the chin-tatt. it should be a shark’s head. or a fist. or a little upside-down face. the possibilities are endless! that would RULE. i’d watch her in any movie after that.
I think she should look to Caterpillar for inspiration.
The time intensive world of coupon blogging claims it’s first victim.
Why?!?!
She’s got her glass of wine, and plate of a grape…she’s gonna be full for a week.
What happened America? Even your memes are from China.
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
Every day is double-coupon day when you have half as many kids!
About time Pacino got rid of the headband. For a while there, I thought he was doing some method work for the Loverboy biopic.
Pacino in a Loverboy biopic would be SO full of rad.
So much rad I can’t even describe it.
They’d be breaking out Mike Reno’s old red leather pants and everything.
She’s doing her chin exercises.
Someone should tell her to STOP.
Me likey
They don’t serve Meatloaf in Beverly Hills!
Whoa, that is totally HOT…in concept.
Not Pictured: HIV negative
So is Tila still pregnant? or was it adopting? or was it engaged? Or did Jugaloos pelt her with human feces? Jesus Christ…is all that real, or am I in The Matrix?
Funny, McBeef
Looks like he’s doing a THIS IS IT concert, too.
Aren’t you supposed to take the shoe off first?
“Gimme an X!!! What’s that spell? X!”
Sweet. Where’s Dumber?
There’s always funky teeth somewhere in TCWM.
“When I have aches and pains from a rough tennis match, my doctor recommends a double dose of new “Smack-a-doodle” analgesic.”
Okay, we’ve been giving Rumer Willis shit about her chin. LOOK at THAT! Easter Island Syndrome is quickly turning into an epidemic.
I’d like to have that chin resting on my nutsack!
Don’t worry people… they both already have herpes.
Oh how cute! Someone dressed them up like people!
Is he wearing caution tape from a nuclear reactor?
If someone used a shotgun to their craniums, I would value that backdrop as a wonderful and important piece of art.
I’ve missed Tila and her antics. Less JLH, more Tila.
no
yes
Shelf tits. Nice.
Sometimes little, exposed titties are nice. But mostly bigger is better.
“Hey, y’all, look what I found in my nose!”
Real classy look there.
So now Bruce Wayne is retarded?
That’s not Meatloaf. His name is Robert Paulson.
Win
+1
Richard M. Daley, former mayor of Chicago?
She does look nice. Good for her.
Two tickets to the gun show.
If Fire Marshall Bill had a nice rack…
Still love her. She’s fab.
“One more person says I look like Jennifer Love Hewitt . . .”
+1
“Made you look!”
Kris Jenner
“How I turned a water-sports video into a multi-million dollar franchise”
“You can pull more than my finger!”
Bring on the ribs!
“Wow, mom, you really do suck!”
Sometimes I can’t decide whether I want to bang the accent out of her voice or wind my watch.
Yeah cause your such prize “bonespur”
I am that, yes. And I can also spell.
Are you implying I got a spelling problem? That can be fixed Bonespur. You know, with apps which I chose not to do. But Being a Bonespur will be with you for the remaining of your days. That’s no way to go through life.
That guy fondling her ankle will probably make himself sore over the weekend.
Seconds before the photo guy tells him his daughter is being fucked by a guy nicknamed ‘Gapeman’.
Why is her head on a pike?
If you have to ask you haven’t been paying attention.
Crap it does look like that. Ugh.
A pike? You mean a fish?