The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.4.11

November 4th, 2011 // 508 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Christian Bale apparently deciding to play Bruce Wayne as Dicky Eklund this time which I’m gonna allow, Tila Tequila finally reduced to celebrity boxing where she belongs (I’m kidding, she should be collected be in a Petri dish and dissected by the government.) and Kate Gosselin’s kids clearly have a death wish. “Hey, let’s play under the tires of our gigantic van while mom sits around stressing out about feeding us! It’ll be fun!”

Today you get a Final SEVEN because Kristen Stewart doesn’t normally look this good,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Laurence Fishburne Scarf
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    *Plays Sanford and Son theme*

  2. Ronnie Ortiz Magro
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    Do they do the delousing or the boiling Lysol soak first?

  3. Victoria Beckham
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    This is the happiest I’ve seen her in years.

  4. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    Richard McBeef
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    if you had a flashlight, i bet you could see some fupa down there.

  5. Jennifer Lopez Belly Midriff
    Fester
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    For some reason she looks so much hotter in Argentina I can’t help but think she belongs there.

  6. Kate Gosselin Children Under Van
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    “Um, Kate, ‘when I said, “Throw the kids under the bus for few more bucks” I didn’t mean literally…”

  7. Christian Bale
    Puss InToots
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    No, don’t give him a quarter!! He’ll just use it to buy meth like they always do.

  8. Naomi Watts Side Boob
    Richard McBeef
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    Who’s up for IHOP? I’m buying!

  9. Kris Jenner
    CptCreep
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    No doubt in my mind she’s signing that book with her vagina right there…

  10. Cami Parker Tila Tequila
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    Two weeks in a row, the backdrop nails it…

  11. Serena Williams Man Arms
    Puss InToots
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    How can Laurence Fishburne be in 2 places at once?

  12. Ricky Martin
    Fester
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    You must be THIS long to ride Ricky.

  13. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    cc
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    Hmmm, so from this picture I gather that she is squatting down to pee and someone off to the right is applauding her.

  14. Dita Von Teese Cleavage
    Dutch
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    Sign on the pussy please, Ms. Tease.

  15. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
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    “Ohhhh…when you said I should unwrap my box, I thought you meant…”

  16. Laurence Fishburne Scarf
    Fester
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    Wait, isn’t his daughter’s name Faith?

  17. Jennifer Lopez Belly Midriff
    cc
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    If he wants to focus the power of the sun to cook her, he’s going to need a parabolic mirror not that piece of shit.

  18. Ricky Martin
    cc
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    Does he have audiences that go see him?

  19. Dita Von Teese Cleavage
    Fester
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    I love this woman and when we hook up I hope she won’t mind my scrutinizing her under a black light for any residual traces of Marilyn Manson.

  20. Ricky Martin
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    I’m pretty sure this picture is self-explanatory.

  21. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    Uncle Phil
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    If O’Day gets any more orange, Phoebe Price will try to have pictures taken in front of her.

  22. Ricky Martin
    MInky Wail
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    Go, Speed Racer Go!

  23. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
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    Ok Aubry, you’ve got the “squatting and leaning over to tape boxes” job, everyone else…you’re fired. Go get bigger tits.

  24. Amber Rose Skirt
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    Let me get this straight…she fucked Kanye West, and she’s supposed to judge people?

  25. Laurence Fishburne Scarf
    Uncle Phil
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    “Why yes. They are my pajamas.”

  26. Ricky Martin
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    It looks like he just slipped in a puddle of greasy Superficial.

  27. Laurence Fishburne Scarf
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    “Yes, I have seen my daughters porno, fuck you very much”

  28. Dita Von Teese Cleavage
    Uncle Phil
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    “Can you just sign it ‘Megan Fox’ please? At least she’s only slept with Brian Austin Green.”

  29. Laurence Fishburne Scarf
    cc
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    He wouldn’t be smiling like that if she saw his daughters assne.

  30. Dita Von Teese Cleavage
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    Somewhere in the heavens Betty Page and Madonna are looking down on earth, bitching about people stealing their look.

    Madonna is dead, right?

  31. Serena Williams Man Arms
    Uncle Phil
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    Can someone tell Jamie Foxx this “Wanda” bit is getting a little stale?

  32. Laurence Fishburne Scarf
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    “I am now a holy man. I repudiate the entertainment lifestyle, the drinking, the drugs, the loose women…wait…did I say loose women? Oh hell, just kidding. I’m an actor through and through!”

  33. Armie Hammer
    Uncle Phil
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    Point at the camera if you’re a douchebag.

  34. Serena Williams Man Arms
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    She Hulk keep child alive…She Hulk will smash AIDS!!!

  35. Kristen Stewart Minidress
    Do Freebird
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    She couldn’t wash her hair for this?

  36. Armie Hammer
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    I’ve long enjoyed his baking soda.

  37. Christian Bale
    dontkillthemessenger
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    He looks like he’s 2 hits away from mentioning Tiger Blood.

  38. Tyra Banks Cleavage
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    So…”Black Ball”…is that a race thing? And if so…WTF?

  39. Tyra Banks Cleavage
    squishy
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    Sorry, was that Tyra Banks at the Eat a Child Alive Black Ball??

  40. Kate Gosselin Children Under Van
    Uncle Phil
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    “I told you hiding under the van would work. Now get in. We can make it to Child Protective Services before she knows we’re gone.”

  41. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
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    Judging from her pose, it looks more like she should be on Celebrity Intern.

  42. Rose McGowan
    Fester
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    Like Dita Von Teese, Rose was also a receptacle for Marilyn Manson squeezin’s. Oh, the humanity!

    • EmmaWatson's Vagina

      yeah,but she didn’t marry him. MM had a lot of other chicks like China Chow,Christina Applegate,Shannen Dohoerty,Emilie DeRaven,Rosario Dawson,and a few others. just that with Dita and Rose that’s basically all they have. it was low key on who Dita fucked after MM. with Rose she did a prude version of Oliva Munn with Rodriguez and some fitness expert here in NYCwho liked to bite and bruise his lovers during sex..

      • You keeping track for him? Kinda paying a little too much attention, aren’t you?

      • EmmaWatson's Vagina

        nah.i was just doing a Oliva Munn aka making shit up. after China Chow. and the reason i noticed it they were featured here a month or so ago. but i do know a lot of chicks would love to fuck him over most singers. Surprisingly a lot of LaVeyian Satanistsdon’t like him.

      • TomFrank

        You left out Evan Rachel Wood—who I wouldn’t mind seeing here either. In fact, can we have a whole TCWM of Marilyn Manson’s ex-girlfriends? You’d probably have to repeat some girls, like you did for Hallowe’en, only this version would be way, way hotter.

    • ...

      “Surprisingly a lot of LaVeyian Satanistsdon’t like him.”

      That’s surprising? I don’t know these LaVeyian Satanists of who you speak (except that I am pretty sure that is just an XBox moniker for some hardcore online D&D players) but there is nothing remotely hardcore about this guy.

      Besides the fact that he is from FL, which means that he probably carries the serial killer gene.

      But for chrissakes, he spends his spare time with Shia Ladouche.

      Wait…come to think of it…..

  43. Kate Gosselin Children Under Van
    squishy
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    Superior adult supervision at its best!

  44. Jennifer Lopez Belly Midriff
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    Oh man, I hope Telemundo gets Q’Viva! I can’t get enough of this Flygirl!

    Randal

  45. Cami Parker Tila Tequila
    squishy
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    Steve Buscemi in drag??

  46. Jennifer Lopez Belly Midriff
    it had to be said
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    There’s Carmen Sandiego! This game sucks.

  47. Rose McGowan
    squishy
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    A very Kim Kardashian fashion choice today.

  48. Kris Jenner
    squishy
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    Sorry who?

  49. Ricky Martin
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    Seen here performing his hit song, “Macarena,” or “Mambo Number 5,” or something like that.

  50. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    And some poor guy is playing the part of Dick in the Box trying to figure out why she’s too stupid to open the box.

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