Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Christian Bale apparently deciding to play Bruce Wayne as Dicky Eklund this time which I’m gonna allow, Tila Tequila finally reduced to celebrity boxing where she belongs (I’m kidding, she should be collected be in a Petri dish and dissected by the government.) and Kate Gosselin’s kids clearly have a death wish. “Hey, let’s play under the tires of our gigantic van while mom sits around stressing out about feeding us! It’ll be fun!”
Today you get a Final SEVEN because Kristen Stewart doesn’t normally look this good,
- The Superficial
Click Here To Start The Gallery
Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
*Plays Sanford and Son theme*
Do they do the delousing or the boiling Lysol soak first?
This is the happiest I’ve seen her in years.
BAHAHAHA
Well played.
+1
if you had a flashlight, i bet you could see some fupa down there.
For some reason she looks so much hotter in Argentina I can’t help but think she belongs there.
Uuuuuh, no thanks. You guys can have her back like, right now? Pleeeeez….?
Keep her.
Thanks.
“Um, Kate, ‘when I said, “Throw the kids under the bus for few more bucks” I didn’t mean literally…”
No, don’t give him a quarter!! He’ll just use it to buy meth like they always do.
Who’s up for IHOP? I’m buying!
No doubt in my mind she’s signing that book with her vagina right there…
Two weeks in a row, the backdrop nails it…
Which part, where it says “Wombat”?
How can Laurence Fishburne be in 2 places at once?
You must be THIS long to ride Ricky.
Hmmm, so from this picture I gather that she is squatting down to pee and someone off to the right is applauding her.
Sign on the pussy please, Ms. Tease.
“Ohhhh…when you said I should unwrap my box, I thought you meant…”
Wait, isn’t his daughter’s name Faith?
If he wants to focus the power of the sun to cook her, he’s going to need a parabolic mirror not that piece of shit.
Does he have audiences that go see him?
I love this woman and when we hook up I hope she won’t mind my scrutinizing her under a black light for any residual traces of Marilyn Manson.
I love her, too. And if you decide to go down on her and you get a mouthful of hair, back off ‘cuz you’ll be licking the back of my head.”
Nice one, Vito
Better that than hairy man-ass, I suppose. I fucking HATE when that happens.
my fav. Manson taint carrier is Rose mcGowan. dita i wouldn’t kick outta bed but i would not run after her either.
I’m pretty sure this picture is self-explanatory.
It’s the Ricky Martin action figure with patented turbo-fisting action, right?
If O’Day gets any more orange, Phoebe Price will try to have pictures taken in front of her.
Her next role is in Sunkist ads.
Go, Speed Racer Go!
Ok Aubry, you’ve got the “squatting and leaning over to tape boxes” job, everyone else…you’re fired. Go get bigger tits.
Let me get this straight…she fucked Kanye West, and she’s supposed to judge people?
The world has changed.
Not for the better IMO.
agreed
Why not. She turned DWTS down.
“Why yes. They are my pajamas.”
Or a POW outfit.
It looks like he just slipped in a puddle of greasy Superficial.
“Yes, I have seen my daughters porno, fuck you very much”
I expect it’s more or less mandatory for the Executive Producer.
I’d agree…but LF actually has more talent than that. The video was terrible even by porn standards.
Between the sartorial tips and the porn criticism, you could write a Playboy Advisor-style column, McFeely.
“Can you just sign it ‘Megan Fox’ please? At least she’s only slept with Brian Austin Green.”
Whoa, whoa, whoa…don’t you dare forget Shia LaPoof!
don’t give Meagan ideas. now if she or her reps . read this , she is gonna stalk Manson.
He wouldn’t be smiling like that if she saw his daughters assne.
Somewhere in the heavens Betty Page and Madonna are looking down on earth, bitching about people stealing their look.
Madonna is dead, right?
Yes, but she continues to walk the earth. Signs of the times.
only her dessicated zombie corpse walks the earth, her soul is free.
Can someone tell Jamie Foxx this “Wanda” bit is getting a little stale?
“I am now a holy man. I repudiate the entertainment lifestyle, the drinking, the drugs, the loose women…wait…did I say loose women? Oh hell, just kidding. I’m an actor through and through!”
Point at the camera if you’re a douchebag.
She Hulk keep child alive…She Hulk will smash AIDS!!!
She couldn’t wash her hair for this?
It could be the products her stylists put in it. I know my hair looks really greasy after mousse/gel/pomade. Either way, I think she still looks really good.
No dude, that’s AT LEAST day-old hair.
I’ve long enjoyed his baking soda.
+1
Yes, I am always glad when I open the door to an odorless fridge.
+2
He looks like he’s 2 hits away from mentioning Tiger Blood.
So…”Black Ball”…is that a race thing? And if so…WTF?
Sorry, was that Tyra Banks at the Eat a Child Alive Black Ball??
“I told you hiding under the van would work. Now get in. We can make it to Child Protective Services before she knows we’re gone.”
Judging from her pose, it looks more like she should be on Celebrity Intern.
Like Dita Von Teese, Rose was also a receptacle for Marilyn Manson squeezin’s. Oh, the humanity!
yeah,but she didn’t marry him. MM had a lot of other chicks like China Chow,Christina Applegate,Shannen Dohoerty,Emilie DeRaven,Rosario Dawson,and a few others. just that with Dita and Rose that’s basically all they have. it was low key on who Dita fucked after MM. with Rose she did a prude version of Oliva Munn with Rodriguez and some fitness expert here in NYCwho liked to bite and bruise his lovers during sex..
You keeping track for him? Kinda paying a little too much attention, aren’t you?
nah.i was just doing a Oliva Munn aka making shit up. after China Chow. and the reason i noticed it they were featured here a month or so ago. but i do know a lot of chicks would love to fuck him over most singers. Surprisingly a lot of LaVeyian Satanistsdon’t like him.
You left out Evan Rachel Wood—who I wouldn’t mind seeing here either. In fact, can we have a whole TCWM of Marilyn Manson’s ex-girlfriends? You’d probably have to repeat some girls, like you did for Hallowe’en, only this version would be way, way hotter.
“Surprisingly a lot of LaVeyian Satanistsdon’t like him.”
That’s surprising? I don’t know these LaVeyian Satanists of who you speak (except that I am pretty sure that is just an XBox moniker for some hardcore online D&D players) but there is nothing remotely hardcore about this guy.
Besides the fact that he is from FL, which means that he probably carries the serial killer gene.
But for chrissakes, he spends his spare time with Shia Ladouche.
Wait…come to think of it…..
Satanists who follo the viewpoints of Anton LaVey.
Superior adult supervision at its best!
Oh man, I hope Telemundo gets Q’Viva! I can’t get enough of this Flygirl!
Randal
wait, wait, wait. hold the fuck on.
Is Randal your alter ego?
Is the mystery revealed?
Not I.
LOL.
Steve Buscemi in drag??
There’s Carmen Sandiego! This game sucks.
A very Kim Kardashian fashion choice today.
Sorry who?
Seen here performing his hit song, “Macarena,” or “Mambo Number 5,” or something like that.
And some poor guy is playing the part of Dick in the Box trying to figure out why she’s too stupid to open the box.