The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.30.12

November 30th, 2012 // 496 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we faced the truly difficult decision between Beckham’s Travolta Defense Training or his impromptu lapse into a dream about kittens playfighting on marshmallow clouds. And like anyone with a completely ridiculous occupation could tell you is protocol, we went ahead and did whatever the fuck we wanted to. So you got both. In addition to double-Becks (Dont worry, alcohol will make me forget I ever typed that.) we’ve also got The 40 Year Old Virgin (Who Is Also Into Blow), Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai (Who Is Also Into Blow), and Ke$ha (Who Doesn’t Closely Resemble A Movie Poster I Can Remember But Is Most Certainly Into Blow).

Hope your weekend doesn’t… suck — Wait, I screwed that up didn’t I?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Maria Fowler Cleavage Spandex Dress
    bigalkie
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    This just in: her middle,name is THE.

  2. David Beckham Butt Stretching
    Jentilly
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    This is how you control the pitch and the length of the notes

  3. Ke$ha Gold Tooth
    Chicken Ala Kinky
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    I get me brain medicine from the National Health

  4. Lea Michele Nipples Cleavage Golden Globes Award Season Celebration
    Jesus Christ
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    In all seriousness, I hope she doesnt get a nose job. She’s adorable.

  5. Ke$ha Gold Tooth
    Jesus Christ
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    Ugly AND untalented.

    Proof the jewluminati can make anyone famous.

  6. Aaron Sorkin High Golden Globes Award Season Celebration
    JohnnyHildo
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    I thought this was a poorly aging Dolph Lungren…who the hell is aaron sorkin??

  7. Ke$ha Gold Tooth
    momo
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    still would let her clean the pipes.

  8. Vince Vaughn Delivery Man Set
    Vlad
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    I may have a hammer thumb, but it doubles as a flashlight.

  9. Ke$ha Gold Tooth
    Big Mac
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    Ugh, the walking dead? Put a bullet in that brain already.

  10. Ke$ha Gold Tooth
    Fappuccino
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    Amy Winehouse looks pretty good as a blond zombie

  11. Ke$ha Gold Tooth
    jessica
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    How in the hell is the worst thing about this picture her outfit? Well played.

  12. David Beckham Head In Hands Knit Hat
    Pip Pip Cheery-O
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    “….Ohhh, you guys…Ok! Yes, Victoria’s boobs squeak when I squeeze them. Gosh!”

  13. Ke$ha Gold Tooth
    gigi
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    still hankerin’ for a hunka cheese….

  14. Ke$ha Gold Tooth
    Doc Schweinstrudel
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    that’s all new Alcoholic Barbie

  15. Ke$ha Gold Tooth
    Esol Esek
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    I’ll take ten gallons of regular, please. How far from San Bernadino are we anyway.

    Amazing how one photo can undo millions of dollars in promotion.

  16. Ke$ha Gold Tooth
    Esol Esek
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    OK, I finally got it. Louis XIV mated with Tiny Tim.

  17. Ke$ha Gold Tooth
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    “Animal House”, right after Flounder fires the pistol.

  18. Ke$ha Gold Tooth
    James Marshall
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    Does carpet munching do that to you ?
    She’s five fingers of scotch before I take an oxy or two , at the very least

  19. Lea Michele Nipples Cleavage Golden Globes Award Season Celebration
    James Marshall
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    Would violate several times with enthusiasm

  20. Kelly Monaco Cleavage GMA
    James Marshall
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    Would violate with enthusiasm

  21. Ke$ha Gold Tooth
    bethy
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    Pretty soon, her name will have to be Keha.

  22. David Beckham Butt Stretching
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    would make a good bottle opener at a bacthlorette party.

  23. Lea Michele Nipples Cleavage Golden Globes Award Season Celebration
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    I bet her muff is super hairy

  24. Tara Reid Drunk
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    her liver has the same print as her dress

  25. Brooke Shields Crazy Face Dead Accounts Premiere
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    i few years back saw pics of her picking her nose then licking her finger, haven’t felt the same about her since.

  26. Amanda Detmer Side Boob Golden Globes Award Season Celebration
    Crissy
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    Hey there Mamanda!

  27. Samantha Jade Cleavage The 26th Annual ARIA Awards
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    nice garland of teeth

  28. Anna Skidanova Bikini
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    nice from the neck down

  29. Lady Gaga Cleavage Platinum Blonde Wig Sunglasses
    Fingergod
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    “Where we’re going, we don’t need “clothes”.”

  30. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
    Skeeter
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    Looking good. It’d be fun to play with her butt for a while.

  31. Ke$ha Gold Tooth
    yaiddoher
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    looks like a tranny on meth…..

  32. Lady Gaga Cleavage Platinum Blonde Wig Sunglasses
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    Thought that was her in the last pic!

  33. Aaron Sorkin High Golden Globes Award Season Celebration
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    Matt Damon with bad teeth!

  34. Pippa Middleton Butt Sweatpants Jogging
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    Who cares?!

  35. Kanye West Leather Pants Hoodie Fur Coat
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    The Green Arrow meets Kardashian pants!!

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