Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we faced the truly difficult decision between Beckham’s Travolta Defense Training or his impromptu lapse into a dream about kittens playfighting on marshmallow clouds. And like anyone with a completely ridiculous occupation could tell you is protocol, we went ahead and did whatever the fuck we wanted to. So you got both. In addition to double-Becks (Dont worry, alcohol will make me forget I ever typed that.) we’ve also got The 40 Year Old Virgin (Who Is Also Into Blow), Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai (Who Is Also Into Blow), and Ke$ha (Who Doesn’t Closely Resemble A Movie Poster I Can Remember But Is Most Certainly Into Blow).
Hope your weekend doesn’t… suck — Wait, I screwed that up didn’t I?
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This just in: her middle,name is THE.
This is how you control the pitch and the length of the notes
I get me brain medicine from the National Health
In all seriousness, I hope she doesnt get a nose job. She’s adorable.
Ugly AND untalented.
Proof the jewluminati can make anyone famous.
I thought this was a poorly aging Dolph Lungren…who the hell is aaron sorkin??
still would let her clean the pipes.
I may have a hammer thumb, but it doubles as a flashlight.
Ugh, the walking dead? Put a bullet in that brain already.
Amy Winehouse looks pretty good as a blond zombie
How in the hell is the worst thing about this picture her outfit? Well played.
“….Ohhh, you guys…Ok! Yes, Victoria’s boobs squeak when I squeeze them. Gosh!”
still hankerin’ for a hunka cheese….
that’s all new Alcoholic Barbie
I’ll take ten gallons of regular, please. How far from San Bernadino are we anyway.
Amazing how one photo can undo millions of dollars in promotion.
OK, I finally got it. Louis XIV mated with Tiny Tim.
“Animal House”, right after Flounder fires the pistol.
Does carpet munching do that to you ?
She’s five fingers of scotch before I take an oxy or two , at the very least
Would violate several times with enthusiasm
Would violate with enthusiasm
Pretty soon, her name will have to be Keha.
would make a good bottle opener at a bacthlorette party.
I bet her muff is super hairy
her liver has the same print as her dress
i few years back saw pics of her picking her nose then licking her finger, haven’t felt the same about her since.
Hey there Mamanda!
nice garland of teeth
nice from the neck down
“Where we’re going, we don’t need “clothes”.”
Looking good. It’d be fun to play with her butt for a while.
looks like a tranny on meth…..
Thought that was her in the last pic!
Matt Damon with bad teeth!
Who cares?!
The Green Arrow meets Kardashian pants!!