The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.30.12

November 30th, 2012 // 496 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we faced the truly difficult decision between Beckham’s Travolta Defense Training or his impromptu lapse into a dream about kittens playfighting on marshmallow clouds. And like anyone with a completely ridiculous occupation could tell you is protocol, we went ahead and did whatever the fuck we wanted to. So you got both. In addition to double-Becks (Dont worry, alcohol will make me forget I ever typed that.) we’ve also got The 40 Year Old Virgin (Who Is Also Into Blow), Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai (Who Is Also Into Blow), and Ke$ha (Who Doesn’t Closely Resemble A Movie Poster I Can Remember But Is Most Certainly Into Blow).

Hope your weekend doesn’t… suck — Wait, I screwed that up didn’t I?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. David Beckham Butt Stretching
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    ♫ Cause you gotta have faith, I gotta have faith ♫

  2. Kanye West Leather Pants Hoodie Fur Coat
    jonesy
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    Captain FURocious!

  3. Ke$ha Gold Tooth
    El franc
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    Did I miss the CB4 remake audition? Wait, they wanted a black person? Shit.

  4. Lea Michele Nipples Cleavage Golden Globes Award Season Celebration
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    I’m so used to scrolling past all of her pictures I didn’t even notice the tits. Shame on me.

  5. Aaron Sorkin High Golden Globes Award Season Celebration
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    Young Elton John.

  6. Tara Reid Drunk
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    Dude looks like he’s trying to get the fuck away from her and she just won’t let go.

  7. Brooke Shields Crazy Face Dead Accounts Premiere
    Helena Handbasket
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    She is beautiful in person, why does she take such weird pictures?

  8. Tara Reid Drunk
    Bionic_Crouton
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    He thought he was picking up some diseased drug riddled skank. Her being Tara Reid disgusted him too much.

  9. Ke$ha Gold Tooth
    MRF
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    The internet has officially run out of pictures.

  10. Russell Brand Holding Grapes ARIA Awards Press Room
    Allison Wunderlan
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    You can just see him chewing them up and spitting them out cartoon style, nailing holes into cop cars. Or so he wants us to think.

  11. Pippa Middleton Butt Sweatpants Jogging
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    They don’t even try to get pictures of her from the front, do they?

  12. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Sadly, those are “relaxed fit” jeans.

  13. Kanye West Leather Pants Hoodie Fur Coat
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    He really is the douchiest of them all, isn’t he? Does he look into his mirror every morning and say, “How can I possibly look douchier than I did yesterday?” He surpasses himself everyday.

  14. Bobby Brown Knit Hat Scarf
    bexsuepeepants
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    I wear this puffy jacket to hide my puffy liver. No one will know.

  15. Amanda Detmer Side Boob Golden Globes Award Season Celebration
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    This is just a bad angle. Perfect for side boob, but bad for her face. She’s actually quite beautiful. Or at least she used to be, haven’t seen her since “Saving Silverman”

  16. Kanye West Leather Pants Hoodie Fur Coat
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Douche Windu

  17. JWoww Cleavage Bloated Face
    Timothy
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    JMeh.

  18. Vince Vaughn Delivery Man Set
    Timothy
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    “Sorry, I have to take this.”

  19. Olivia Munn Cleavage Golden Globes Award Season Celebration
    Timothy
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    Cosplaying as her grandmother’s couch.

  20. Mel Gibson Robert Downey Jr. On Roof
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “Hey Mel… want my old expired Meds?”

  21. Bobby Brown Knit Hat Scarf
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Bobby Brown is seen here with his lunch fighting off all of his fans as he arrives at LAX.

  22. Ke$ha Gold Tooth
    spooky1234
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    I think Hulk Hogan was bored and decorated one of his turds with some gold glitter.

  23. Olivia Munn Cleavage Golden Globes Award Season Celebration
    Bionic_Crouton
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    I have two coupons for Long John Silver and a small movie roll for a talent-less whore. Shall we go to my casting couch?

  24. Maria Fowler Cleavage Spandex Dress
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “Why is it so hard for me to stay sober when I’m drinking?”

  25. Ke$ha Gold Tooth
    Chris
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    Wait. I can’t go to jail on the 8th because I have 2nd row seats to a concert on the 9th. It’s Ke$sha and I’ll never get to see her again. She ma idul. Can’t you just tell the judge…People don’t understand. It’s not like I want to go to some random concert. It’s Ke$ha. That’s why I got these feathers in ma har. I bought clothes for the concurt. I got hotel ruums for the concurt. She’s my idul. I watch her videos 30 times a day. I’m obsessed with this gurl.

  26. Ke$ha Gold Tooth
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Still better looking than Lady Gaga.

  27. Kanye West Leather Pants Hoodie Fur Coat
    fuckface
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    russell brand in black face

  28. Kanye West Leather Pants Hoodie Fur Coat
    fuckface
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    and hands

  29. Kanye West Leather Pants Hoodie Fur Coat
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    I’m losing hope that “Star Wars VII” is actually gonna work.

  30. Mel Gibson Robert Downey Jr. On Roof
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    “Don’t you think the red and gold paint’s just a little…. too on the nose?”

  31. Mel Gibson Robert Downey Jr. On Roof
    bewbs
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    Are they pulling an Eiffel Tower on a goat?

  32. JWoww Cleavage Bloated Face
    bewbs
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    Must be nice to get paid to live in your f*cking pajamas!

  33. Ke$ha Gold Tooth
    tlmck
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    Somebody has been partying with Lisa Robin Kelly.

  34. David Beckham Butt Stretching
    KV
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    Most overrated Fussball player in the history of Fussball. A very good publicity stand actually. Look were he ended at playing, in a team in the most Fussball ignorant country of the world. Nice Becks !

  35. Lea Michele Nipples Cleavage Golden Globes Award Season Celebration
    tlmck
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    For those interested, there is a blond version of her known as Beth Behrs.

  36. Kanye West Leather Pants Hoodie Fur Coat
    tlmck
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    So he’s going to be an Ewok in the new Star Wars movie?

  37. Bobby Brown Knit Hat Scarf
    tlmck
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    Just got turned down after auditioning for the lead in the James Earl Jones biopic.

  38. Bobby Brown Knit Hat Scarf
    right
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    It’s Bobby Brown! Hide the crack!!!

  39. Katie Holmes Crazy Face Dead Accounts Premiere
    tlmck
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    Demi is looking healthier these days.

  40. Maria Fowler Cleavage Spandex Dress
    right
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    She looks like the UK’s version of a down’s syndrome Nikki Cox pre-facial eff up.

  41. Samantha Jade Cleavage The 26th Annual ARIA Awards
    right
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    She’s hot and needs to learn to smile with her lips together. Would NOT let those teeth near my crotch!

  42. Anna Skidanova Bikini
    right
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    When you start showing pics of chics with ‘assets’ let me know. Tired of looking at the bodies of 14 year old boys on this site.

    • welldoneson

      yeah, right, we’re NOT interested in women’s opinions of other women. coz most of you are way too fat.

  43. Lea Michele Nipples Cleavage Golden Globes Award Season Celebration
    pff
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    Damn, what is Penelope Cruz eating these days?

  44. Tara Reid Drunk
    pff
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    and The Most Retarded Looking Couple Award goes to…

  45. Ke$ha Gold Tooth
    oldfool
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    “It’s not that bad, Roy.”

  46. Pippa Middleton Butt Sweatpants Jogging
    pff
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    The only female looking things in this picture are the ponytail and the pink sneakers.

    • Flieber

      She’s a wealthy, entitled English girl. That’s as good as the butt gets. It’s actually not that bad, but nowhere near as good as the UK press would have you believe.

  47. Vince Vaughn Delivery Man Set
    pff
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    This talentless ugly dude keeps getting jobs. Is there, I mean, if you, I don’t even…

  48. Bobby Brown Knit Hat Scarf
    Skeezix
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    Bobby, now modeling the “I can’t even Velcro my own shoes without Whitney” look. Coming soon to an airport near you.

  49. Katie Holmes Crazy Face Dead Accounts Premiere
    Skeezix
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    Katie Holmes, showing the proper way to hawk up a Thetan loogie. Because those have got to come out.

  50. Ke$ha Gold Tooth
    Skeezix
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    Tom Hulce resurfaces after a long stint in crack rehab…congratulations, sir!

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