Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we faced the truly difficult decision between Beckham’s Travolta Defense Training or his impromptu lapse into a dream about kittens playfighting on marshmallow clouds. And like anyone with a completely ridiculous occupation could tell you is protocol, we went ahead and did whatever the fuck we wanted to. So you got both. In addition to double-Becks (Dont worry, alcohol will make me forget I ever typed that.) we’ve also got The 40 Year Old Virgin (Who Is Also Into Blow), Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai (Who Is Also Into Blow), and Ke$ha (Who Doesn’t Closely Resemble A Movie Poster I Can Remember But Is Most Certainly Into Blow).
Hope your weekend doesn’t… suck — Wait, I screwed that up didn’t I?
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Captain FURocious!
Did I miss the CB4 remake audition? Wait, they wanted a black person? Shit.
I’m so used to scrolling past all of her pictures I didn’t even notice the tits. Shame on me.
Young Elton John.
Dude looks like he’s trying to get the fuck away from her and she just won’t let go.
She is beautiful in person, why does she take such weird pictures?
It’s one of the many mysteries of life.
He thought he was picking up some diseased drug riddled skank. Her being Tara Reid disgusted him too much.
The internet has officially run out of pictures.
You can just see him chewing them up and spitting them out cartoon style, nailing holes into cop cars. Or so he wants us to think.
They don’t even try to get pictures of her from the front, do they?
Sadly, those are “relaxed fit” jeans.
He really is the douchiest of them all, isn’t he? Does he look into his mirror every morning and say, “How can I possibly look douchier than I did yesterday?” He surpasses himself everyday.
I wear this puffy jacket to hide my puffy liver. No one will know.
This is just a bad angle. Perfect for side boob, but bad for her face. She’s actually quite beautiful. Or at least she used to be, haven’t seen her since “Saving Silverman”
Douche Windu
JMeh.
“Sorry, I have to take this.”
Cosplaying as her grandmother’s couch.
“Hey Mel… want my old expired Meds?”
Bobby Brown is seen here with his lunch fighting off all of his fans as he arrives at LAX.
I think Hulk Hogan was bored and decorated one of his turds with some gold glitter.
I have two coupons for Long John Silver and a small movie roll for a talent-less whore. Shall we go to my casting couch?
“Why is it so hard for me to stay sober when I’m drinking?”
Wait. I can’t go to jail on the 8th because I have 2nd row seats to a concert on the 9th. It’s Ke$sha and I’ll never get to see her again. She ma idul. Can’t you just tell the judge…People don’t understand. It’s not like I want to go to some random concert. It’s Ke$ha. That’s why I got these feathers in ma har. I bought clothes for the concurt. I got hotel ruums for the concurt. She’s my idul. I watch her videos 30 times a day. I’m obsessed with this gurl.
Still better looking than Lady Gaga.
russell brand in black face
and hands
I’m losing hope that “Star Wars VII” is actually gonna work.
“Don’t you think the red and gold paint’s just a little…. too on the nose?”
Are they pulling an Eiffel Tower on a goat?
Must be nice to get paid to live in your f*cking pajamas!
Somebody has been partying with Lisa Robin Kelly.
Most overrated Fussball player in the history of Fussball. A very good publicity stand actually. Look were he ended at playing, in a team in the most Fussball ignorant country of the world. Nice Becks !
For those interested, there is a blond version of her known as Beth Behrs.
Good Lord, that’s uncanny.
impressive!
Holy shit.
So he’s going to be an Ewok in the new Star Wars movie?
Just got turned down after auditioning for the lead in the James Earl Jones biopic.
It’s Bobby Brown! Hide the crack!!!
Demi is looking healthier these days.
She looks like the UK’s version of a down’s syndrome Nikki Cox pre-facial eff up.
She’s hot and needs to learn to smile with her lips together. Would NOT let those teeth near my crotch!
When you start showing pics of chics with ‘assets’ let me know. Tired of looking at the bodies of 14 year old boys on this site.
yeah, right, we’re NOT interested in women’s opinions of other women. coz most of you are way too fat.
Damn, what is Penelope Cruz eating these days?
My first thought was “Penelope Cruz is pregnant and it isn’t going well.”
and The Most Retarded Looking Couple Award goes to…
“It’s not that bad, Roy.”
The only female looking things in this picture are the ponytail and the pink sneakers.
She’s a wealthy, entitled English girl. That’s as good as the butt gets. It’s actually not that bad, but nowhere near as good as the UK press would have you believe.
This talentless ugly dude keeps getting jobs. Is there, I mean, if you, I don’t even…
Bobby, now modeling the “I can’t even Velcro my own shoes without Whitney” look. Coming soon to an airport near you.
Katie Holmes, showing the proper way to hawk up a Thetan loogie. Because those have got to come out.
Tom Hulce resurfaces after a long stint in crack rehab…congratulations, sir!