The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.30.12

November 30th, 2012 // 496 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we faced the truly difficult decision between Beckham’s Travolta Defense Training or his impromptu lapse into a dream about kittens playfighting on marshmallow clouds. And like anyone with a completely ridiculous occupation could tell you is protocol, we went ahead and did whatever the fuck we wanted to. So you got both. In addition to double-Becks (Dont worry, alcohol will make me forget I ever typed that.) we’ve also got The 40 Year Old Virgin (Who Is Also Into Blow), Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai (Who Is Also Into Blow), and Ke$ha (Who Doesn’t Closely Resemble A Movie Poster I Can Remember But Is Most Certainly Into Blow).

Hope your weekend doesn’t… suck — Wait, I screwed that up didn’t I?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Brittany Snow Blow Job Face Golden Globes Award Season Celebration
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    Yer hired.

  2. Ke$ha Gold Tooth
    Animal
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    And yet … (just kidding).

  3. Ke$ha Gold Tooth
    duder
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    It’s a funny world we live in. Speaking of funny, do you know how I got these scars?

  4. Maria Fowler Cleavage Spandex Dress
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    Shit! Behind her… it’s Fanny McFamefan the Fowler Follower

  5. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
    it had to be said
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    Mom?

  6. Ke$ha Gold Tooth
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    Ke$ha is basically Debbie Gibson’s mother who lives in a rusted out dumpster with pigeon feathers in her weave, sing-talks through all her songs, and sh*ts glitter.

  7. JWoww Cleavage Bloated Face
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    I guess she asked the plastic surgeon to make her uglier? The skanky is natural tho.

  8. Katie Holmes Crazy Face Dead Accounts Premiere
    it had to be said
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    Well, now I know what Cruise saw in her.

  9. Katie Holmes Crazy Face Dead Accounts Premiere
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    that’s a mouth that does NOT know what to do with a dick. guaranteed.

  10. Anna Skidanova Bikini
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    The Playboy Instagram thing broke the budget this week, didn’t it? :)

  11. Anna Skidanova Bikini
    it had to be said
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    Skidanova the road? Skidanova the skid marks? Enquiring minds want to know.

  12. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
    Animal
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    She’s lovely and she makes me think dirty thoughts.

  13. Mel Gibson Robert Downey Jr. On Roof
    Natty Ice
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    “Where the hell did you find Jodi Foster’s Beaver? I thought that I buried that thing…”

  14. Kanye West Leather Pants Hoodie Fur Coat
    Mary Feeney
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    Jim Morrison remains the only man ever to look good in leather pants.

  15. Tara Reid Drunk
    Mr. Poop
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    derp

  16. Maria Fowler Cleavage Spandex Dress
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    bandage dress! = Whore!

  17. Kanye West Leather Pants Hoodie Fur Coat
    ThisWillHurt
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    The Assassins Creed movie looks like its gonna suck.

  18. Kanye West Leather Pants Hoodie Fur Coat
    Jade
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    Score, that homeless guy got some leather pants!

  19. Brittany Snow Blow Job Face Golden Globes Award Season Celebration
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    is that dress made out of a garbage bag? you know, the lawn & garden ones.

  20. Mel Gibson Robert Downey Jr. On Roof
    Jade
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    Is it just me, or does it seriously look like they’re related? Its like a father-son moment.

  21. Bobby Brown Knit Hat Scarf
    Cock Dr
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    Plump people should always garb themselves in outerwear that makes them resemble a large stack of truck tires.

  22. Brooke Shields Crazy Face Dead Accounts Premiere
    Jade
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    The thetan-level is strong in this one.

  23. Anna Skidanova Bikini
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    she looks great. from the waist down.

  24. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
    Cock Dr
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    She had to Vaseline her entire lower body to get those jeans on. Well done indeed.

  25. Mel Gibson Robert Downey Jr. On Roof
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Sup, Mel? Let’s have a nosh!”
    “. . .”
    “Shit.”

  26. Anna Skidanova Bikini
    Jade
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    I know it probably cost more than my mortgage this month, but that is one ugly swimsuit.

  27. Lady Gaga Cleavage Platinum Blonde Wig Sunglasses
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    I knew Moby was behind this abomination.

  28. Anna Skidanova Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    The CWM is crammed full of unknown bimbos today.

  29. Katie Holmes Crazy Face Dead Accounts Premiere
    1HungLo
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    “Then Tom would make me spit it back into his mouth like this…called it a snowball.”

  30. Aaron Sorkin High Golden Globes Award Season Celebration
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    Aaron, buddy, next time you’re in Lenscrafters, maybe you shouldn’t shop in the kid’s department.

  31. Kanye West Leather Pants Hoodie Fur Coat
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    Omar comin’!

  32. Lea Michele Nipples Cleavage Golden Globes Award Season Celebration
    LadyMoustache
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    Who the hell is she? I mean, seriously…

  33. Ke$ha Gold Tooth
    Sidgoop
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    Holy shit, it looks like someone backed a tow truck into that face.

  34. Tara Reid Drunk
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Tara, I’m your accountant. Stop acting like we’re fucking every time we’re spotted in public.”

  35. Tara Reid Drunk
    LadyMoustache
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    Who the hell is she? I mean, seriously…. Once again.

  36. Ke$ha Gold Tooth
    poopoo
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    Who is this beauty?

  37. Amanda Detmer Side Boob Golden Globes Award Season Celebration
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    It’s like looking at the back of Lindsey Lohan, but without the freckles, needle-marks and scars.

  38. Russell Brand Holding Grapes ARIA Awards Press Room
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s sloppy blowjob in my limo?”

  39. Ke$ha Gold Tooth
    cc
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    She’s just getting by on her looks.

  40. Ke$ha Gold Tooth
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Stop looking! We’ve found the perfect actress to play Lindsay Lohan in the inevitable Lifetime biopic. She’s not an actress you say? Well, neither is Lindsay…

  41. David Beckham Butt Stretching
    cc
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    He’s trying to crack a walnut.

  42. Lady Gaga Cleavage Platinum Blonde Wig Sunglasses
    cc
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    Whatever, fuck off.

  43. Russell Brand Holding Grapes ARIA Awards Press Room
    LadyMoustache
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    I love the guy. Way more interesting than Katy Perry. I mean, he’s clutching GRAPES for crissake. Grapes!

  44. David Beckham Head In Hands Knit Hat
    cc
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    I am so embarrassed..the walnut did in fact shoot up my ass.

  45. Lea Michele Nipples Cleavage Golden Globes Award Season Celebration
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    “Rebecca Black! What have you been up to since Friday?!”

  46. Pippa Middleton Butt Sweatpants Jogging
    LadyMoustache
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    Who the hell is she…. oh, never mind.

  47. Lea Michele Nipples Cleavage Golden Globes Award Season Celebration
    cc
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    Not seen, guy with small fan.

  48. Tara Reid Drunk
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Why does the guy look so smug? He got the call-girl equivalent of a blue-light special.

  49. Kanye West Leather Pants Hoodie Fur Coat
    LadyMoustache
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    Am I the only person who can’t get over what a dickhead this guy is? I think we should stick Kanye and Chris Brown in a Russian rocket and send it to the space station. And miss. So that they end up in a galaxy far far away. Soon.

    • Sparky

      Not the only one. Throw their equally desperate GFs, as well as DbagDisick, onto that rocket too. And make it a North Korean rocket.

      • James Marshall

        add time release Ebola virus and a good , high def camera with microwave video link so we can watch

  50. Katie Holmes Crazy Face Dead Accounts Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
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    If she gave you a blowjob, your dick would end up in the Mirror Universe from Star Trek.

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